Keith Malloy
@keithmalloy.bsky.social
Consumer of media, in nobody’s starter pack. You may have seen me as kurometarikku on the internet. DMs are open for SCOOPS.
Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison
Should I be watching Jeopardy for this?
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Should I be watching Jeopardy for this?
Never got the memo what comes after hot girl summer and fat boy autumn.
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Never got the memo what comes after hot girl summer and fat boy autumn.
Had no idea this is why hitting someone on the head with a guitar in professional wrestling is called El Kabong! Just thought it was onomatopoeia.
if i ever witness that he's getting kabonged youtu.be/010aaw1Ajo0?...
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Had no idea this is why hitting someone on the head with a guitar in professional wrestling is called El Kabong! Just thought it was onomatopoeia.
So when he wrestles at Saudi Mania it will be Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Natalya Compares John Cena's Retirement To Seinfeld Ending In 1998
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December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So when he wrestles at Saudi Mania it will be Curb Your Enthusiasm?
A Lord of the Rings cover band callled WeeZZZZZZzzzzzzer
LOTR-themed jam band:
Phrodo
Phrodo
A lord of the rings cover band called Buffalo Tom Bombadil
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A Lord of the Rings cover band callled WeeZZZZZZzzzzzzer
See you at WrestleMania Saudi Arabia, John!
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
See you at WrestleMania Saudi Arabia, John!
THANK YOU GUNTHER!
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
THANK YOU GUNTHER!
I lost my virginity to a girl I met at the movies, so probably that!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I lost my virginity to a girl I met at the movies, so probably that!
I don't have a witty meme to add, but this reminds me that I saw a woman bend over to pick up a piece of garbage she dropped at the first rest stop on the Merritt Parkway in CT a couple weeks ago and it exposed her "Choke Me" lower back tattoo.
lower back tattoo that says "are you okay?”
lower back tattoo that says "please be patient, I have autism"
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I don't have a witty meme to add, but this reminds me that I saw a woman bend over to pick up a piece of garbage she dropped at the first rest stop on the Merritt Parkway in CT a couple weeks ago and it exposed her "Choke Me" lower back tattoo.
Buffalo Springfield Wild Wings
Fleetwood McDonald’s
Ben Folds Five Guys
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Buffalo Springfield Wild Wings
C + C Cheesecake Factory
SoundOliveGarden
Panda Bear Express
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
C + C Cheesecake Factory
Fleetwood McDonald’s
Ben Folds Five Guys
Burger King's X
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Fleetwood McDonald’s
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. HARDEST MODE: IN A THEATRE.
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar. HARDEST MODE: IN A THEATRE.
I wish I thought my posts were such bangers that I would repost them myself, but alas…
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I wish I thought my posts were such bangers that I would repost them myself, but alas…
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Slow cooker turkey came out shockingly edible, but I have no idea what I’m doing while carving.
Was so excited the actor Vin Diesel followed me a couple of hours ago but now his account has been suspended!
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Was so excited the actor Vin Diesel followed me a couple of hours ago but now his account has been suspended!
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
THE HESS TRUCK IS A CAR THIS YEAR? WTF?
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away
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November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Last minute chance to see AEW FULL GEAR FREE
how to enter
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NARDWUAR CLIP ON ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME!
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NARDWUAR CLIP ON ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME!
I asked my girlfriend if she has a password manager and she said yes and I said well why don’t you add it to your phone so you don’t have to remember passwords and then she told me that her password manager is a notebook at home.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I asked my girlfriend if she has a password manager and she said yes and I said well why don’t you add it to your phone so you don’t have to remember passwords and then she told me that her password manager is a notebook at home.
I wish I could afford those full mouth dental implants. Knowing I’m just going to be in pain for the rest of my life as my teeth crumble and get infected is so devastating.
November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I wish I could afford those full mouth dental implants. Knowing I’m just going to be in pain for the rest of my life as my teeth crumble and get infected is so devastating.