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Kelly__le

@kellyle.bsky.social

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · Nov 17

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I spent 5 min. in the dark trying to get my charger in my phone. I'm embarrassed & I feel like I owe some dudes from high school an apology.

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 2d

When you’re tired and have a headache, but still want a little action, you give him the ole….

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 2d

No thank you. People got them doo doo fingers. 😂😂😂

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t. Busy doing a pickup.

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 2d

That’s ok! That just means next year will be even better!!! 🧡🎃

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you!!!! ☺️

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 3d

I’m ready for Halloween!
💀👻🎃🐦‍⬛☠️🪦💜

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 8d

Maybe they spontaneously combusted!!!!!

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 8d

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 8d

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 9d

Do people even spontaneously human combust anymore??

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 14d

Me irl

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 14d

Damn. I was hoping for some peace away from them. 😒

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IntroVertebrat (Linda Lou) @introvertebrae.bsky.social · 15d

Looks like this is the only Rapture we’re gonna get today

youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 15d

Did the Rapture happen or are there just more heathens than I thought?

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Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 15d

In a couple months, the people who were emotionally and spiritually moved by the Charlie Memorial Fandango are gonna tell us Xmas has become too commercial.

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 15d

Is Charlie Kirk going to come get everybody or is God gonna let old news Jesus do it?

#RaptureWatch2025

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 15d

Can they wait until they get there at least?

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 15d

I sure hope all of them are wearing their underwear for the Rapture.

#GrandmaFlaps

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 15d

Happy Rapture Day!!!

I’m going to be so glad to have shorter lines at the store & church buildings turned into something actually useful.

#LaterYall #GetOnOuttaHere #GoOnGit

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16d

I’m done.

The past two weeks have fucking sucked.

I’ve had to pay for a cremation, a broken toilet, and my car being completely destroyed by hail.

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Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 16d

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 19d

You think you are going to ruin my life, just wait until you see what I've done to it

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 20d

I just hope Canada thinks about me sometimes, too.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19d

A glory hole for compliments

Kelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 18d

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