Kelly McAndrews
@kellymcandrews.bsky.social
Whimsical, kitschy, and chock full of Moxie (the soda exclusive to Maine)
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Just cooked a dinner that was a 4 in looks and a 10 in taste and if that's not the overarching theme of my life I don't know what is.
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just cooked a dinner that was a 4 in looks and a 10 in taste and if that's not the overarching theme of my life I don't know what is.
Ok when and why did Duolingo become a social media app?? I'm already embarrassed about learning, you don't have to remind me that I'm also unpopular.
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ok when and why did Duolingo become a social media app?? I'm already embarrassed about learning, you don't have to remind me that I'm also unpopular.
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whatever. go my beast
September 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
whatever. go my beast
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Francis Picabia, French (1879-1953), Femme aux arbres, c. 1930, oil and charcoal on canvas, 65 x 53.8 cm, private collection
September 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Francis Picabia, French (1879-1953), Femme aux arbres, c. 1930, oil and charcoal on canvas, 65 x 53.8 cm, private collection
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Oh I'll definitely be using this
September 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Oh I'll definitely be using this
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“The vote is precious. It is the single most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society and we must use it.” John Lewis
September 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“The vote is precious. It is the single most powerful non-violent tool we have in a democratic society and we must use it.” John Lewis
Horrified to discover just how much lemon/lime zest can enhance the quality of certain meals. I do not have time for this, why must you be so delicious.
September 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Horrified to discover just how much lemon/lime zest can enhance the quality of certain meals. I do not have time for this, why must you be so delicious.
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Words are magic
September 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Words are magic
Dennis unleashing his inner Predator🥹
August 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Dennis unleashing his inner Predator🥹
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I just went to a screening of Jurassic Park and now I want a scenario where these two switch lives for fun
August 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I just went to a screening of Jurassic Park and now I want a scenario where these two switch lives for fun
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the feminine urge to own a bookstore that’s also a coffee shop and a bakery and a cat sanctuary.
August 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
the feminine urge to own a bookstore that’s also a coffee shop and a bakery and a cat sanctuary.
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*Wakes up, hopes of being an overnight sensation dashed again.
August 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
*Wakes up, hopes of being an overnight sensation dashed again.
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Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
August 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Disgusted God Puts Giant Overturned Glass Atop Humanity theonion.com/disgust...
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Yes, we released bats into the casino to eat all the mosquitos. Don’t worry though, soon we will release many, many snakes to eat all the bats.
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yes, we released bats into the casino to eat all the mosquitos. Don’t worry though, soon we will release many, many snakes to eat all the bats.
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Boyega envisioned a different (and more exciting) arc for Finn when he read The Force Awakens.
John Boyega thought his Star Wars trilogy was going to have "dual Jedis"
John Boyega thought his Star Wars trilogy was going to have "dual Jedis"
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August 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Boyega envisioned a different (and more exciting) arc for Finn when he read The Force Awakens.
Broke: I had food poisoning over the weekend
Woke: I battled a thousand demons raging within me AND WON
Woke: I battled a thousand demons raging within me AND WON
August 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Broke: I had food poisoning over the weekend
Woke: I battled a thousand demons raging within me AND WON
Woke: I battled a thousand demons raging within me AND WON
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Writing is funny because both my biggest brightest dream and stomach churning dread is having people read my book.
August 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Writing is funny because both my biggest brightest dream and stomach churning dread is having people read my book.
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work in progress, a cat and her lady
August 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
work in progress, a cat and her lady
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reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 AM
reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland
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when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can
August 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
when you ask someone how they're doing and they say "can't complain" ???? girl I can
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If anyone sees that bitch Motivation, let her know I'm looking for her.
August 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If anyone sees that bitch Motivation, let her know I'm looking for her.