Kel
@kelp3.bsky.social
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K.Dot said fuck your afternoon meetings it's Friday fuck dat job sksksksksksks
November 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
K.Dot said fuck your afternoon meetings it's Friday fuck dat job sksksksksksks
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Anyone: You know there’s other female vocalists out—
Kendrick: ANYWAYS, GET MY BITCH SZA IN THE BOOTH AND SHUT UP BUSTER
Kendrick: ANYWAYS, GET MY BITCH SZA IN THE BOOTH AND SHUT UP BUSTER
November 22, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Anyone: You know there’s other female vocalists out—
Kendrick: ANYWAYS, GET MY BITCH SZA IN THE BOOTH AND SHUT UP BUSTER
Kendrick: ANYWAYS, GET MY BITCH SZA IN THE BOOTH AND SHUT UP BUSTER
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People call you at 6 am and ask are you sleep. Nah im outside on the trampoline
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
People call you at 6 am and ask are you sleep. Nah im outside on the trampoline
We can’t eat a damn thing in this country this is ridiculous
There's a new ground beef recall — here's what to look out for
There's A New Ground Beef Recall — Here's What To Look Out For
The biggest risk may be from eating at restaurants, not from meat bought at the grocery store.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
We can’t eat a damn thing in this country this is ridiculous
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If you have stretch marks on your ass I love you🥹
November 21, 2024 at 5:29 AM
If you have stretch marks on your ass I love you🥹
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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November 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Fruitvale Station
What’s that one black movie you was only ever able to watch once and never again? 👀
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Fruitvale Station
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“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
November 19, 2024 at 1:53 AM
“Bluesky is an echo chamber!”
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
Our Reply: Echo chamber? Nah, we prefer to call it surround sound for facts.
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I’m assuming everyone I follow voted for Kamala, RIGHT?
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I’m assuming everyone I follow voted for Kamala, RIGHT?
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I was hoping for a top 5 pick but if they keep winning at least we may have found our next head coach
November 18, 2024 at 2:06 PM
I was hoping for a top 5 pick but if they keep winning at least we may have found our next head coach
I shoulda called out
who at work rn too? 😒
November 18, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I shoulda called out
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If you cuddled up with your boo tonight I hope your knee caps fall off
a man wearing a fur coat and a red hat says i hope all the bad things in life happen to you
ALT: a man wearing a fur coat and a red hat says i hope all the bad things in life happen to you
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 4:08 AM
If you cuddled up with your boo tonight I hope your knee caps fall off
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How I like my women
November 17, 2024 at 5:12 PM
How I like my women
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If your laid up tonight I hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all
November 18, 2024 at 4:25 AM
If your laid up tonight I hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all
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Doechii is going to be a damn superstar in 2025
November 17, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Doechii is going to be a damn superstar in 2025
This game ending in a tie would be hilarious 😂
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 AM
This game ending in a tie would be hilarious 😂
Please get Brian Kelly tf away from LSU this is embarrassing 🤦🏾♂️
November 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Please get Brian Kelly tf away from LSU this is embarrassing 🤦🏾♂️
