Kip
@kippyster.bsky.social
He/Him. Unpracticed writer. Can't play my guitar. Obstinate to a fault.
Is there a variant of the Bechdel test for when you’re four chapters into Dispatch and you don’t know any of these women’s actual names
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is there a variant of the Bechdel test for when you’re four chapters into Dispatch and you don’t know any of these women’s actual names
I don't actually like the dodgers it's just that this series has sparked some gross primal nationalistic instinct inside me.
Also Otani is neat I think
Also Otani is neat I think
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don't actually like the dodgers it's just that this series has sparked some gross primal nationalistic instinct inside me.
Also Otani is neat I think
Also Otani is neat I think
Fuck yes we doing it
Wonderful
Wonderful
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Fuck yes we doing it
Wonderful
Wonderful
See if I was up there on the mound I would simply have a heart attack
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
See if I was up there on the mound I would simply have a heart attack
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Coward's bunt (they had to do it I don't blame them)
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Coward's bunt (they had to do it I don't blame them)
Poetic and wonderful that his name is Will Smith
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Poetic and wonderful that his name is Will Smith
Bluesky changed its mobile logo to have ugly ass beveling and drop shadow. This is the sign of the times and a clear recession indicator. Delete your account and by buy gold bonds while you still can.
November 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Bluesky changed its mobile logo to have ugly ass beveling and drop shadow. This is the sign of the times and a clear recession indicator. Delete your account and by buy gold bonds while you still can.
As a fun reminder: Pointing out Deciding to Win's acute losing edge is not just snark. WelcomePAC specifically works with Blue Dog PAC, getting worse every year and has reached peak weakness in 2024 (see image).
WelcomePAC also just doesn't win. They lost to JD Vance, and they lost to Calvert.
WelcomePAC also just doesn't win. They lost to JD Vance, and they lost to Calvert.
October 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
As a fun reminder: Pointing out Deciding to Win's acute losing edge is not just snark. WelcomePAC specifically works with Blue Dog PAC, getting worse every year and has reached peak weakness in 2024 (see image).
WelcomePAC also just doesn't win. They lost to JD Vance, and they lost to Calvert.
WelcomePAC also just doesn't win. They lost to JD Vance, and they lost to Calvert.
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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in retrospect highly offensive to actual child abuse victims to have hundreds of theater kids being like “here are my alters…all 13 members of organization XIII”
October 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
in retrospect highly offensive to actual child abuse victims to have hundreds of theater kids being like “here are my alters…all 13 members of organization XIII”
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Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers
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Despite the fact that Charlie Kirk is not in this documentary, our distributor, a major national movie chain, got cold feet and pulled out.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile had Donald Trump in it, so they were out.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile had Donald Trump in it, so they were out.
September 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Despite the fact that Charlie Kirk is not in this documentary, our distributor, a major national movie chain, got cold feet and pulled out.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile had Donald Trump in it, so they were out.
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile had Donald Trump in it, so they were out.
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
Something something men can’t find the thing something something
(It’s an incredible work, though the joke is very tired and kinda undermines real appreciation for the statue)
(It’s an incredible work, though the joke is very tired and kinda undermines real appreciation for the statue)
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Something something men can’t find the thing something something
(It’s an incredible work, though the joke is very tired and kinda undermines real appreciation for the statue)
(It’s an incredible work, though the joke is very tired and kinda undermines real appreciation for the statue)
ever notice how beautiful dax flame’s eyes are
August 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
ever notice how beautiful dax flame’s eyes are
Very very happy about the new @pacingmusic.bsky.social. This summer’s gonna be a lil bit better than it otherwise would’ve been
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Very very happy about the new @pacingmusic.bsky.social. This summer’s gonna be a lil bit better than it otherwise would’ve been
Seems tyler got that jelly belly
July 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Seems tyler got that jelly belly
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so proud of friend and IHTOV editor @jpariseye.bsky.social, who won a short story prize for this clever and magnificent little piece of fiction. it's really fantastic thegoodlifereview.com/issue-twenty...
TGLR: While Making Out the Lineup for Tomorrow's 12U Softball Championship Game by Jim Parisi
The Good Life Review presents the winner of the 2025 Honeybee Prize in Flash Fiction, "While Making Out the Lineup for Tomorrow's 12U Softball Championship Game" by Jim Parisi, Issue #20 ~ Summer 2025...
thegoodlifereview.com
July 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
so proud of friend and IHTOV editor @jpariseye.bsky.social, who won a short story prize for this clever and magnificent little piece of fiction. it's really fantastic thegoodlifereview.com/issue-twenty...
Oh no he made another one
June 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh no he made another one
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Is the world better off with Iran having a real life Jurassic Park or not
It's a bit more nuanced than that. Is the world better off with Iran having nukes or not?
June 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Is the world better off with Iran having a real life Jurassic Park or not
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picturing the worst of analog horror/haunted video game stuff being rendered in Goosebumps cover form, puns and all
June 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
picturing the worst of analog horror/haunted video game stuff being rendered in Goosebumps cover form, puns and all
Ayo, a Chris Christie mention! Jersey strong!
(I hate everything about this. The only thing Chris Christie is biologically suited for is sunbathing on a public beach during a government shutdown)
(I hate everything about this. The only thing Chris Christie is biologically suited for is sunbathing on a public beach during a government shutdown)
I am dead. Seriously, the highlighted passage is one of the most witheringly hilarious things I've read in years.
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
June 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ayo, a Chris Christie mention! Jersey strong!
(I hate everything about this. The only thing Chris Christie is biologically suited for is sunbathing on a public beach during a government shutdown)
(I hate everything about this. The only thing Chris Christie is biologically suited for is sunbathing on a public beach during a government shutdown)
May 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM