J_irk
@kirksauce.bsky.social
Avid Seattle sports fan and dad of 2 cool kids. Pro-decency. Still boycotting the NBA until Seattle gets our Sonics back.
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
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We were asked very nicely by the CEO of Blue Sky to stop calling them that so we had to keep calling them that forever obviously
November 7, 2024 at 5:38 AM
We were asked very nicely by the CEO of Blue Sky to stop calling them that so we had to keep calling them that forever obviously
The goodest dogs
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The goodest dogs
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Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Here are my top 10 Labrador Retrievers of all time!
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A day removed from signing a five-year contract with the #Mariners, Josh Naylor credited Seattle’s clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
Josh Naylor says Seattle Mariners clubhouse dog made him feel at home
A day after signing a five-year contract, Josh Naylor credited the Seattle Mariners' clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
sports.mynorthwest.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A day removed from signing a five-year contract with the #Mariners, Josh Naylor credited Seattle’s clubhouse Labrador retriever, Tucker, for helping win him over.
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
“When I found out we had Tucker, he put me over the edge, man. I love that little guy.”
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...
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Beatson: Rihanna to accept my hand in marriage
Buscaglia: Coleman to lead Bills WRs in targets
Buscaglia: Coleman to lead Bills WRs in targets
The Athletic's Joe Buscaglia believes Keon Coleman will lead the Bills wideouts in snaps, targets, and yards in 2025.
dlvr.it
September 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Beatson: Rihanna to accept my hand in marriage
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actual broken record bsky.app/profile/jben...
instead of writing an 8-part thread about a blog post that sucks (and inflicting it on the rest of us), please consider sharing something you enjoy instead
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
actual broken record bsky.app/profile/jben...
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I'm glad someone is.
August 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I'm glad someone is.
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Guess we'll never know if the OKC Thunder were good enough to win a title on their own
June 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Guess we'll never know if the OKC Thunder were good enough to win a title on their own
Let's go Pacers! Forever eff the zombie-sonics
OKC having already painted the championship buses before game 7 seems like extremely bad juju if you believe in that sort of thing
June 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Let's go Pacers! Forever eff the zombie-sonics
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In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
June 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
In honor of Brian Wilson's passing, here are the four categories of Beach Boys songs:
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
1. surfing is great, you should try it
2. I have a good vehicle
3. I reach beyond myself into the ineffable, and that's where I find you, my love
4. sloop john b
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The first time your baby throws up on you you’re like- oh the other times were all spit up
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The first time your baby throws up on you you’re like- oh the other times were all spit up
The Seattle dog is incredibly wrong here. Missing grilled onions and "chopped cabbage", that's what happens when AI does the heavy lifting. It's called sauerkraut
May 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Seattle dog is incredibly wrong here. Missing grilled onions and "chopped cabbage", that's what happens when AI does the heavy lifting. It's called sauerkraut
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Zero sugar, that's how you know it's good for you
April 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Zero sugar, that's how you know it's good for you
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If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re coming to Bluesky from TikTok, the best advice I can give you is that every post is always 100% serious and should be responded to with a severe earnestness no matter what
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Coming for the libraries and universities makes the goal a bit obvious.
March 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Coming for the libraries and universities makes the goal a bit obvious.
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Worst. Episode. EVER.
February 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Worst. Episode. EVER.
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I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
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one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
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Did sports bluesky crash the app???? We did it folks
January 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Did sports bluesky crash the app???? We did it folks
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Wife [from other room]: HE HAS A SUPER DOG!!!
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
December 19, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Wife [from other room]: HE HAS A SUPER DOG!!!
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)
Me: so.. I guess she saw the Superman trailer then.
:)