Kirsty Kittens
@kirstykittens.bsky.social
Scottish born, one time immigrant (not expat!!!), thrift store gremlin.
Pinned
😩
Was up til 4am. Am hungover. My stomach hurts. Have just woke up. The boys are still in bed.
Best Christmas ever.
Best Christmas ever.
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Was up til 4am. Am hungover. My stomach hurts. Have just woke up. The boys are still in bed.
Best Christmas ever.
Best Christmas ever.
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Happy Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Happy Boxing Day
He would be my favourite uncle.
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
He would be my favourite uncle.
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FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 25,1937
December 25,1937
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
December 25,1937
December 25,1937
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20 yrs today since Derek Bailey passed. A one off whose non-idiomatic noodling lit my lugs up in new ways at a young age.
Liam Stefani has today released archival recordings by Bailey & nice guys Tony Bevan. I recommend it for digesting yr festive feast…..
scatterarchive.bandcamp.com/album/river-...
Liam Stefani has today released archival recordings by Bailey & nice guys Tony Bevan. I recommend it for digesting yr festive feast…..
scatterarchive.bandcamp.com/album/river-...
River Monsters, by Derek Bailey + Tony Bevan
10 track album
scatterarchive.bandcamp.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
20 yrs today since Derek Bailey passed. A one off whose non-idiomatic noodling lit my lugs up in new ways at a young age.
Liam Stefani has today released archival recordings by Bailey & nice guys Tony Bevan. I recommend it for digesting yr festive feast…..
scatterarchive.bandcamp.com/album/river-...
Liam Stefani has today released archival recordings by Bailey & nice guys Tony Bevan. I recommend it for digesting yr festive feast…..
scatterarchive.bandcamp.com/album/river-...
This years Christmas is all about band T-shirts and cookbooks 😅
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
This years Christmas is all about band T-shirts and cookbooks 😅
Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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If you are in Edinburgh and needing urgent help or assistance please consult https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/purple-book/edinburgh/
or Scotland wide: https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/BTC_Organisations_Directory.pdf
or Scotland wide: https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/BTC_Organisations_Directory.pdf
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If you are in Edinburgh and needing urgent help or assistance please consult https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/purple-book/edinburgh/
or Scotland wide: https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/BTC_Organisations_Directory.pdf
or Scotland wide: https://www.bethanychristiantrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/BTC_Organisations_Directory.pdf
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If you're on your own and fancy a blether today. Just message us on here. We'll be around all day.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you're on your own and fancy a blether today. Just message us on here. We'll be around all day.
Some stupid asshole made me drink too much and stay up too late.
Oh shit that was me. I’m the stupid asshole.
Merry Christmas to all you stupid assholes out there
Oh shit that was me. I’m the stupid asshole.
Merry Christmas to all you stupid assholes out there
a black and white photo of marilyn monroe smiling with her eyes closed and wearing earrings .
ALT: a black and white photo of marilyn monroe smiling with her eyes closed and wearing earrings .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Some stupid asshole made me drink too much and stay up too late.
Oh shit that was me. I’m the stupid asshole.
Merry Christmas to all you stupid assholes out there
Oh shit that was me. I’m the stupid asshole.
Merry Christmas to all you stupid assholes out there
Fairy Tale Of New York is the worst Christmas song ever.
a man in a purple shirt and tie says " i said what i said " to another man
ALT: a man in a purple shirt and tie says " i said what i said " to another man
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Fairy Tale Of New York is the worst Christmas song ever.
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For the 70th year in a row, people of all ages will be able to get updates on Santa's journey around the world from the North American Aerospace Defense Command in Colorado.
NORAD continues decades-long tradition of tracking Santa's trip around the world
For the 70th year in a row, people of all ages will be able to get updates on Santa's journey around the world from the North American Aerospace Defense Command in Colorado.
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December 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
For the 70th year in a row, people of all ages will be able to get updates on Santa's journey around the world from the North American Aerospace Defense Command in Colorado.
One of my kids (jokey yet functional) Christmas presents was supposed to be delivered by Evri yesterday, got to 11.30pm and the tracking changed from “still arriving today” to “arriving 29th December”.
a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a stadium and one of them is saying boooo
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a stadium and one of them is saying boooo
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December 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
One of my kids (jokey yet functional) Christmas presents was supposed to be delivered by Evri yesterday, got to 11.30pm and the tracking changed from “still arriving today” to “arriving 29th December”.
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I just need 8 to 10 hours of peace, quiet and alone time in the morning and then I am recharged and ready to tackle the day
December 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I just need 8 to 10 hours of peace, quiet and alone time in the morning and then I am recharged and ready to tackle the day
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Christmas wisdom from the Cool Scots calendar.
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Christmas wisdom from the Cool Scots calendar.
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Someone has sent me a message but I haven’t done the age verification so I can’t access it so now I just have this annoying wee blue notification FOREVER
spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while standing in a box .
ALT: spongebob squarepants is making a peace sign with his hands while standing in a box .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Someone has sent me a message but I haven’t done the age verification so I can’t access it so now I just have this annoying wee blue notification FOREVER
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when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
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Spotted in Govan.
Spotter: Maura Currie
Spotter: Maura Currie
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Spotted in Govan.
Spotter: Maura Currie
Spotter: Maura Currie
I have everything I need to make this, besides the peaches. I’m thinking Christmas dessert with vanilla ice cream
We all have our own traditions: one of mine is the time-honoured pairing of my Christmas ham with these Spiced Peaches that are #RecipeOfTheDay! I’m talking tinned or jarred peaches, obviously, though those in the Southern Hemisphere have the good fortune of fresh. www.nigella.com/recipes/spic...
Spiced Peaches
I've used bottled peaches, I've used canned peaches, and it honestly doesn't matter which, but I'm afraid you have to resist the healthier peaches canned in fruit juice rather than syrup. If you can f...
www.nigella.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I have everything I need to make this, besides the peaches. I’m thinking Christmas dessert with vanilla ice cream