Jesse (🐊’s kitten)
@kiryusmalewife.gay
Actually a cat irl. Polyamorous lover of hot old men. Proudly trans and intersex. 💍 to Kiryu, hyper fixated on RGG and One Piece. 🔞 PFP: lunareden.bsky.social
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Ladies and gentlemen,
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ladies and gentlemen,
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December 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I went on strike at work, refusing to put up the office Christmas tree until I got an actual tree topper and a couple other accessories. My demands have been met, so it’s time to put up that tree.
It won’t be anything too glamorous, but it’ll be a little less embarrassing at least.
It won’t be anything too glamorous, but it’ll be a little less embarrassing at least.
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I went on strike at work, refusing to put up the office Christmas tree until I got an actual tree topper and a couple other accessories. My demands have been met, so it’s time to put up that tree.
It won’t be anything too glamorous, but it’ll be a little less embarrassing at least.
It won’t be anything too glamorous, but it’ll be a little less embarrassing at least.
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
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someone asked me how to pronounce fayim yesterday
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
someone asked me how to pronounce fayim yesterday
It’s probably for the best that my power flickered and completely fucked tonight’s stream because Neither Eden nor I had a single brain cell to work with tonight. Just absolutely running on fumes. Just two dumb motherfuckers with access to OBS.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It’s probably for the best that my power flickered and completely fucked tonight’s stream because Neither Eden nor I had a single brain cell to work with tonight. Just absolutely running on fumes. Just two dumb motherfuckers with access to OBS.
I have replaced my aimless scrolling during downtime at work with a secret project that I have decided not to reveal until the end of next year for reasons I won’t go into. It has been very fulfilling and fun so far.
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have replaced my aimless scrolling during downtime at work with a secret project that I have decided not to reveal until the end of next year for reasons I won’t go into. It has been very fulfilling and fun so far.
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
It has been several hours and Heidi still does not seem to have forgiven me for not sharing my chicken nuggets. Girl.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It has been several hours and Heidi still does not seem to have forgiven me for not sharing my chicken nuggets. Girl.
Remember when Netflix was a mail in DVD service?
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Remember when Netflix was a mail in DVD service?
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Remembering some heroines from my youth
December 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Remembering some heroines from my youth
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December 8, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
Every time you open a door in my house, the house verbally announces it very loudly and this is mostly fine except I’ll go to grab something off the front porch and Heidi will freak out because she heard “FRONT. DOOR.” and thinks I’m leaving.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Every time you open a door in my house, the house verbally announces it very loudly and this is mostly fine except I’ll go to grab something off the front porch and Heidi will freak out because she heard “FRONT. DOOR.” and thinks I’m leaving.
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It's got less spyware. It doesn't have a subscription. It has buttons. It generally works and if not is easier to repair. It's not as easy to get hacked. They don't get constant pop ups and ads.
They're fucking right too. Tech has just become rent seeking bloatware.
They're fucking right too. Tech has just become rent seeking bloatware.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It's got less spyware. It doesn't have a subscription. It has buttons. It generally works and if not is easier to repair. It's not as easy to get hacked. They don't get constant pop ups and ads.
They're fucking right too. Tech has just become rent seeking bloatware.
They're fucking right too. Tech has just become rent seeking bloatware.
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
I never posted my cute bedroom furniture because I was like half unpacked all year but please perceive my Disney princess bedroom furniture.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I never posted my cute bedroom furniture because I was like half unpacked all year but please perceive my Disney princess bedroom furniture.