Kevin Kania
@kkania.bsky.social
Law talking guy in Toronto
I like bands, drinks, and cats
www.closetomodern.ca
I like bands, drinks, and cats
www.closetomodern.ca
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Well, here it is: my top 10 albums of 2025. It was a good year.
You Make My Dreams should still be the Leafs goal song
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You Make My Dreams should still be the Leafs goal song
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Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
Hockey powerhouse Latvia
December 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hockey powerhouse Latvia
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
When she says you can't go to the movie
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When she says you can't go to the movie
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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one great thing about generally ignoring Jordan Peterson is on the occasions when he does crest the timeline you go oh wow, somehow he looks even worse, even death has rejected him and his decay is eternal
Might stay off the internet until I no longer understand any of the words in this sentence aside from "in"
December 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
one great thing about generally ignoring Jordan Peterson is on the occasions when he does crest the timeline you go oh wow, somehow he looks even worse, even death has rejected him and his decay is eternal
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
Tonight I learned PFT was in Anchorman
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tonight I learned PFT was in Anchorman
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Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
1) this is a very annoying read
2) that scharpling show with Matt Berry isn't shooting until September?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
2) that scharpling show with Matt Berry isn't shooting until September?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
Natasha Lyonne Opens Up About ‘Poker Face,’ AI and Making Movies
The multi-hyphenate explains why she's not starring in 'Poker Face' if it's revived, and says she's started working on more 'Russian Doll' between script deadlines.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
1) this is a very annoying read
2) that scharpling show with Matt Berry isn't shooting until September?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
2) that scharpling show with Matt Berry isn't shooting until September?
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...
How are we living in a world where Tim Hortons is advertising a holiday meal with a flatbread pizza?
December 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
How are we living in a world where Tim Hortons is advertising a holiday meal with a flatbread pizza?
Michael Misa is a gungan
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Michael Misa is a gungan
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
Power's out, 31% battery on my phone
December 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Power's out, 31% battery on my phone
Matt Walsh (comedian) is a judge on Beat Bobby Flay and I don't believe that he is a close personal friend of Bobby Flay
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Matt Walsh (comedian) is a judge on Beat Bobby Flay and I don't believe that he is a close personal friend of Bobby Flay
This was the normal price for years
December 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This was the normal price for years
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
Occasional check-in to the El Mocambo:
They've booked the guy from the reality show who fronted INXS for a couple years. Tickets start at $80.
They've booked the guy from the reality show who fronted INXS for a couple years. Tickets start at $80.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Occasional check-in to the El Mocambo:
They've booked the guy from the reality show who fronted INXS for a couple years. Tickets start at $80.
They've booked the guy from the reality show who fronted INXS for a couple years. Tickets start at $80.
How much do you think Bret and Jemaine are getting from that Apple commercial?
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How much do you think Bret and Jemaine are getting from that Apple commercial?
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It really does enhance the viewing experience to know that George Clooney exited JACK FROST after Henson had already locked the snowman face
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It really does enhance the viewing experience to know that George Clooney exited JACK FROST after Henson had already locked the snowman face
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i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
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Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas! Let’s go kill Skeletrex