Klari_Net
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
age 15: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers!
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
age 45: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for google or the library or friends
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I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.
August 12, 2023 at 6:18 PM
I may be too firmly grounded in the space-time continuum to park here.
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C'est terrible ce que vivent les américains, à croire qu'ils ont bâti leur pays sur un ancien cimetière indien.
February 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
C'est terrible ce que vivent les américains, à croire qu'ils ont bâti leur pays sur un ancien cimetière indien.
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The chances of a cow breaking into your house and killing you are very very low, but they aren't zero
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The chances of a cow breaking into your house and killing you are very very low, but they aren't zero
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they’re just begging for a car chase
January 1, 2025 at 1:43 PM
they’re just begging for a car chase
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Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
November 15, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.
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80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids
90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons
2000s: time to blast some aliens
2010s: chop up these zombies
2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food
90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons
2000s: time to blast some aliens
2010s: chop up these zombies
2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food
April 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
80s video game: here is a fantasy that you are an astronaut blasting asteroids
90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons
2000s: time to blast some aliens
2010s: chop up these zombies
2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food
90s: no you’re a badass marine blasting demons
2000s: time to blast some aliens
2010s: chop up these zombies
2020s: here is a fantasy that you have a cosy house, friends, relationships and food
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AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
April 2, 2024 at 6:00 PM
AI company: we trained this dog to talk. It doesn’t actually understand language, but it kinda sounds like it’s having a conversation by mimicking the sound of human speech.
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
CEO: awesome, I’ve fired my entire staff, how quickly can it start diagnosing medical disorders
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how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
November 30, 2023 at 12:29 AM
how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss
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Do u ever think about how in the future the concept of a gaming grandpa will be normal. There wont be any more Skyrim grandmas because we will all be Skyrim grandmas. Teens probably wont even game anymore it will be a thing for grandpas who lack the gene mods to jack onto the pornomatrix
October 31, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Do u ever think about how in the future the concept of a gaming grandpa will be normal. There wont be any more Skyrim grandmas because we will all be Skyrim grandmas. Teens probably wont even game anymore it will be a thing for grandpas who lack the gene mods to jack onto the pornomatrix