Keith Lau
@klauclownshoes.bsky.social
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Girl's got game!
July 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Girl's got game!
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
April 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sorry to get political but I think we should pay people to check for poop in our food
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@hopeful66.bsky.social 🌿 I still have hope:
*Allow space for your sadness, there is good reason for it.
*Set boundaries for disturbing or depressing content.
*Be sure to take care of yourself
Acts of service build hope, since they make the world a better place even if only in a small way.
*Allow space for your sadness, there is good reason for it.
*Set boundaries for disturbing or depressing content.
*Be sure to take care of yourself
Acts of service build hope, since they make the world a better place even if only in a small way.
March 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@hopeful66.bsky.social 🌿 I still have hope:
*Allow space for your sadness, there is good reason for it.
*Set boundaries for disturbing or depressing content.
*Be sure to take care of yourself
Acts of service build hope, since they make the world a better place even if only in a small way.
*Allow space for your sadness, there is good reason for it.
*Set boundaries for disturbing or depressing content.
*Be sure to take care of yourself
Acts of service build hope, since they make the world a better place even if only in a small way.
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“There is no reason why they’re being held,” the judge said.
“If this was a criminal case. … I’d throw you out of my chambers.”
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
“If this was a criminal case. … I’d throw you out of my chambers.”
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Judge releases detained Venezuelan couple with temporary protected status
The judge said the detention of the couple was baseless and unlawful.
www.washingtonpost.com
March 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“There is no reason why they’re being held,” the judge said.
“If this was a criminal case. … I’d throw you out of my chambers.”
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
“If this was a criminal case. … I’d throw you out of my chambers.”
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stup...
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
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This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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EMBARRASSING! New Leaked Footage of McGruff the Crime Dog Taking a Huge Dump is Going Viral
March 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
EMBARRASSING! New Leaked Footage of McGruff the Crime Dog Taking a Huge Dump is Going Viral
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Make this go viral!
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
March 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Make this go viral!
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
Her husband’s life was put at risk by the Signal texts.
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It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.
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This administration will NEVER ever hold themselves accountable for a single mistake ever. It's always us radicals causing all the problems. F these gaslighting narcissistic bullies!
March 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This administration will NEVER ever hold themselves accountable for a single mistake ever. It's always us radicals causing all the problems. F these gaslighting narcissistic bullies!
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The difference between liberals and conservatives?
One group doesn’t need the threat of hellfire to make us act like decent people…
One group doesn’t need the threat of hellfire to make us act like decent people…
March 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The difference between liberals and conservatives?
One group doesn’t need the threat of hellfire to make us act like decent people…
One group doesn’t need the threat of hellfire to make us act like decent people…
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
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theonion.com/walton-...
March 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Walton Goggins Unsure How Many HBO Roles It Will Take To Get Free Max Subscription
theonion.com/walton-...
theonion.com/walton-...
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
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Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability
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I had legit completely forgotten this.
March 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I had legit completely forgotten this.
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“It’s so unbelievable,” a former White House official, granted anonymity to discuss The Atlantic’s report candidly, said Monday. “These guys all have traveling security details to set up secure comms for them, wherever they are.”
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
'It's so unbelievable': Cyber world stunned over war planners using Signal
Regardless of app security, experts say communicating the military plans of the U.S. government in a non-classified space creates a massive security vulnerability.
www.politico.com
March 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“It’s so unbelievable,” a former White House official, granted anonymity to discuss The Atlantic’s report candidly, said Monday. “These guys all have traveling security details to set up secure comms for them, wherever they are.”
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
www.politico.com/news/2025/03...
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Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
March 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Very fun to explain the signal scandal to my 13 year old who truly understands the catastrophe of adding the wrong person to the group chat and absolutely fell out when I showed her the Mike Waltz emojis.
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Swalwell: Hegseth is still the Secretary of Defense? This moron texts out our war plans, putting our soldiers at risk, and he’s not gone?
Every one on that chat—they just fire off texts not knowing who is on the chat? They all should be fired if they don’t resign.
Every one on that chat—they just fire off texts not knowing who is on the chat? They all should be fired if they don’t resign.
March 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Swalwell: Hegseth is still the Secretary of Defense? This moron texts out our war plans, putting our soldiers at risk, and he’s not gone?
Every one on that chat—they just fire off texts not knowing who is on the chat? They all should be fired if they don’t resign.
Every one on that chat—they just fire off texts not knowing who is on the chat? They all should be fired if they don’t resign.
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March 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Circling back on this…
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Porsha Ngumezi should still be alive today. Texas’ abortion ban killed her.
Abortion bans make pregnancy more dangerous. No one should be denied lifesaving medical care.
Abortion bans make pregnancy more dangerous. No one should be denied lifesaving medical care.
Grieving husband says "reckless" Texas abortion law led to pregnant wife's death
Between 2019 and 2022, the maternal mortality rate in Texas increased 56% after the state outlawed abortions.
www.cbsnews.com
March 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Porsha Ngumezi should still be alive today. Texas’ abortion ban killed her.
Abortion bans make pregnancy more dangerous. No one should be denied lifesaving medical care.
Abortion bans make pregnancy more dangerous. No one should be denied lifesaving medical care.