Klinkenbeard
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Klinkenbeard
@klinkenbeard.bsky.social
I gotta say, I think I’ve seen just about enough celebrities/Internet personalities as AI babies.
May 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Happy 3:16 to all who celebrate
a man wearing a alcohol shirt is covered in milk
ALT: a man wearing a alcohol shirt is covered in milk
media.tenor.com
March 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Austin is in the middle of a dust storm, is currently high risk for wildfires that can’t be contained due to high winds, and is having an outbreak of a disease eradicated decades ago.

Just in case anyone is wondering what phase of nighttime dystopia we’re in
March 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The moderate left continues to bring a knife to a gunfight
MSNBC worries about the perception that they’re not fair to R’s while Fox eats an $800m libel settlement to preserve its ability to lie about Ds.

That’s the asymmetry that gives illiberalism a structural advantage.

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February 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by Klinkenbeard
DOGE is inflating its savings claims. DOGE counts fully paid contracts as “savings.”

Elon Musk’s U.S. DOGE Service says it has saved $55 billion by cutting jobs, canceling contracts, and renegotiating leases. But a closer look suggests that number is misleading.
February 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Totally different vibe from this years team
¡Qué manera de empezar!
February 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
MUSTARRDDDDDDD
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I am OUT on the NBA. The Mavs trade a top 3 player to the biggest brand in the league during a ratings crisis and they get… past his prime Anthony Davis and a first round pick 5 years from now.

Nah
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Feb 2
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick in a blockbuster deal, sources told Shams Charania on Saturday night.

More:
Sources: Luka to Lakers, AD to Mavs in stunner
The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis and a 2029 first-round pick, sources told ESPN's Shams Charania.
spr.ly
February 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It all makes sense now!
Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.
January 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Love that the titans broke out the oilers throwbacks against Houston. Lol
January 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Enough is enough, I’m giving up social media for the rest of the year!
December 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Reposted by Klinkenbeard
He put solar thermal panels on the White House in 1979.
1986 Ronald Reagan put them down.
This gives you an idea where we could have been today if only we had more smart people taking care of our livelihood.
Rest in peace, Jimmy Carter.
December 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Happy holidays to everyone who remembers this fever dream of a special
December 25, 2024 at 12:01 AM
After 16 years of the best television block you could ever ask for, NFL RedZone now has commercials.

RIP. I won’t be subscribing anymore.
December 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I put up 191 points in round one of my fantasy football playoffs!

I lost by 15 points
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media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Klinkenbeard
Longhorns Dominate Little Bro! 🤘
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 AM
SO MUCH FOR THE BIG BAD SEC.

TEXAS DOMINATES THE AGS EN ROUTE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
December 1, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Knocked loose deserves all the hype they’re getting
knocked loose pig squeal jimmy fallon in the rain
November 30, 2024 at 12:34 AM
An introduction to human psychology:
Wait why is everyone picking red here, I don’t get it
November 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving bsky
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM