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phorrums.bsky.social
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
A digital drawing referencing the quoted image. In the style of an early 20th century drawing, a woman in a dress holds a minigun. The text above is changed to read "Does the minigun make women cruel?"
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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theonion.com
Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
WASHINGTON—In an effort to assuage any fears over the constitutionality of the Trump administration’s flurry of executive actions, a D.C.-area think tank called the Himmler Institute reportedly assured the nation Monday that this is all perfectly legal. “We’ve studied the total legality of far-reaching executive actions for decades, and we can guarantee that everything happening […]
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June 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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dril.bsky.social
embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social
put a better way:

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ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · May 28
LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society.
RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp.
YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice
May 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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chaser.com.au
Meta CEO and dog fucker Mark Zuckerberg has said that his platforms don’t need fact-checkers. So to celebrate this win for free speech, here are some of his best quotes:
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“I killed Jeffery Epstein but still miss him everyday.” – Mark Zuckerberg, 2023.
January 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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susiedentwords.bsky.social
Word of the day is ‘pavonise’ (19th century): to strut about like a peacock, all puffed up with conceit.
January 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I love a good graph. Always send me good graphs if you see one.
December 12, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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existentialcomics.com
Millionaire who reads the news for a living at a network owned by billionaires: "I just can't for the life of me understand why anyone would celebrate the horrific killing of a rich guy.....makes no sense."
December 12, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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xkcd.com
Making Tea xkcd.com/3022
December 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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dril.bsky.social
leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.
November 24, 2024 at 2:44 AM
kpfravik.bsky.social
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Nov 20
BREAKING: i've just received word from an inside source that Donald Trump's next Secretary of the Interior will be King Leopold II of Belgium. staffers in the Department of the Interior have described their mood to me as "cautiously optimistic"
November 20, 2024 at 1:02 PM