Kricket
@kr33pykr1cket.bsky.social
Pronouns - They/Them
Life Lvl - 22
🐾 Fur Parent of four 🐾
Life Lvl - 22
🐾 Fur Parent of four 🐾
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Them: Why are you panicking?
Me: I don't understand the question.
Me: I don't understand the question.
March 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Them: Why are you panicking?
Me: I don't understand the question.
Me: I don't understand the question.
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![Me: I have a headache.
Web MD:
[Dwight Schrute from The Office opening a coffin and saying 'just get the coffin.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreifaeohlz56aq5fe5elcp4vnry64g3wo3yas34m4iu5bkmpnbqvta4@jpeg)
My hatred for cauliflower started when I was offered mash potatoes, it in fact was cauliflower mash. It did not taste the same for those wondering nor did I trust that persons “mash potatoes” again.
If we talking about terrible vegetables. We need to talk about cauliflower
I’ll crash tf out if one of you vegans serve me some cauliflower wings.
I’ll crash tf out if one of you vegans serve me some cauliflower wings.
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My hatred for cauliflower started when I was offered mash potatoes, it in fact was cauliflower mash. It did not taste the same for those wondering nor did I trust that persons “mash potatoes” again.
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I used to have a ‘treat cereal’, with bits of chocolate in, that I ate only at weekends, but now I have it every morning because fuck everything
February 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I used to have a ‘treat cereal’, with bits of chocolate in, that I ate only at weekends, but now I have it every morning because fuck everything
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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.
February 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.
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the tension between "this tea is too hot, i'll wait" and "i forgot my tea existed and now it is cold"
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the tension between "this tea is too hot, i'll wait" and "i forgot my tea existed and now it is cold"
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Friend: You look dead.
Me: Bitch, I might be.
Me: Bitch, I might be.
February 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Friend: You look dead.
Me: Bitch, I might be.
Me: Bitch, I might be.
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they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
they should make robitussin for men. brobitussin
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
they should make vitamins for men. vitamen
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Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating
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I made a breakthrough with my therapist this week. She let me pick a toy from the prize box.
February 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I made a breakthrough with my therapist this week. She let me pick a toy from the prize box.
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How does your email find me? I'm chugging coffee with my anti-anxiety meds.
February 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
How does your email find me? I'm chugging coffee with my anti-anxiety meds.
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Looks fade over time but childhood trauma lasts forever.
February 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Looks fade over time but childhood trauma lasts forever.
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My therapist asked me to give her a list of 5 things I accomplished last week. My list:
1. Went through 29 cups of coffee
2. Said Fuck It 189 times
3. Binged through 5 bags of Oreos
4. Tweeted 79 on Twitter (not X)
5. Used the 😭 emoji 14 times
1. Went through 29 cups of coffee
2. Said Fuck It 189 times
3. Binged through 5 bags of Oreos
4. Tweeted 79 on Twitter (not X)
5. Used the 😭 emoji 14 times
February 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My therapist asked me to give her a list of 5 things I accomplished last week. My list:
1. Went through 29 cups of coffee
2. Said Fuck It 189 times
3. Binged through 5 bags of Oreos
4. Tweeted 79 on Twitter (not X)
5. Used the 😭 emoji 14 times
1. Went through 29 cups of coffee
2. Said Fuck It 189 times
3. Binged through 5 bags of Oreos
4. Tweeted 79 on Twitter (not X)
5. Used the 😭 emoji 14 times
Both?
To whine, or to wine? 🍷
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Both?
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Thinking maybe a beige-colored food could solve all of my problems right now.
Mashed potatoes? A casserole? Bread? Tater tots? Idk, but it needs to be beige and honestly not that tasty-looking.
Mashed potatoes? A casserole? Bread? Tater tots? Idk, but it needs to be beige and honestly not that tasty-looking.
February 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Thinking maybe a beige-colored food could solve all of my problems right now.
Mashed potatoes? A casserole? Bread? Tater tots? Idk, but it needs to be beige and honestly not that tasty-looking.
Mashed potatoes? A casserole? Bread? Tater tots? Idk, but it needs to be beige and honestly not that tasty-looking.
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Trying my best to hide it, but I'm low-ley terrified about the state of everything right now.
February 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Trying my best to hide it, but I'm low-ley terrified about the state of everything right now.
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A hill I will die on: NO LETTUCE ON HOT SANDWICHES
February 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A hill I will die on: NO LETTUCE ON HOT SANDWICHES
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What doesn't kill you sticks around until you wish it had.
February 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What doesn't kill you sticks around until you wish it had.
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Making food in advance is so hard because the entire time I'm just thinking about this delicious meal in my fridge I could be having right now but instead I gotta wait until lunch
February 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Making food in advance is so hard because the entire time I'm just thinking about this delicious meal in my fridge I could be having right now but instead I gotta wait until lunch
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February 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Woke up gay again.
February 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Woke up gay again.