Kelly
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3 generations of women next to me. Mom is lecturing daughter (late 30s/40s). Gramma is on her third drink and it is both blue and creamy.
I wanna hang out with Gramma.
I wanna hang out with Gramma.
December 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
3 generations of women next to me. Mom is lecturing daughter (late 30s/40s). Gramma is on her third drink and it is both blue and creamy.
I wanna hang out with Gramma.
I wanna hang out with Gramma.
Back on my bullshit. We have snickerdoodles, oatmeal raisin, shortbread, chocolate cookies, coconut macaroons, and bourbon balls.
Not shown, the fig pinwheels I made for my gramma (who's not really with the program but still likes a treat).
Non-holiday wrapped gift is for my sister's birthday.
Not shown, the fig pinwheels I made for my gramma (who's not really with the program but still likes a treat).
Non-holiday wrapped gift is for my sister's birthday.
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Back on my bullshit. We have snickerdoodles, oatmeal raisin, shortbread, chocolate cookies, coconut macaroons, and bourbon balls.
Not shown, the fig pinwheels I made for my gramma (who's not really with the program but still likes a treat).
Non-holiday wrapped gift is for my sister's birthday.
Not shown, the fig pinwheels I made for my gramma (who's not really with the program but still likes a treat).
Non-holiday wrapped gift is for my sister's birthday.
There's a man at my gym who is clearly practicing for his musical theater production, which is fine, but today he's doing high kicks over the (empty) ellipticals. Unfortunately he's wearing shorts and there are mirrors on the other side of the ellipticals.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
There's a man at my gym who is clearly practicing for his musical theater production, which is fine, but today he's doing high kicks over the (empty) ellipticals. Unfortunately he's wearing shorts and there are mirrors on the other side of the ellipticals.
I didn't quite know why when I did it - I have no children and want no children - but I took a screenshot of the old childhood vaccine schedule.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I didn't quite know why when I did it - I have no children and want no children - but I took a screenshot of the old childhood vaccine schedule.
$1776? First, far too cutesy. Second, not even that much money, really. Third, I'm all but certain (but I did the math the same way I read the article, ahem) that the after-tax amount will wind up being some accidentally humiliating number.
Exclusive: In his address to the nation tonight, Donald Trump is considering announcing onetime bonus checks of $1,776 for many military members, Ashley Parker and Nancy A. Youssef report. theatln.tc/ciuSaIdd
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
$1776? First, far too cutesy. Second, not even that much money, really. Third, I'm all but certain (but I did the math the same way I read the article, ahem) that the after-tax amount will wind up being some accidentally humiliating number.
This place is really, really cool, even just as a visitor. And then, like, beautiful on top of it.
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This place is really, really cool, even just as a visitor. And then, like, beautiful on top of it.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Every woman needs a friend who will tell her bluntly when her taste in romantic partners becomes icky, an obvious cry for help, or both. This woman very clearly doesn't have that friend.
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Every woman needs a friend who will tell her bluntly when her taste in romantic partners becomes icky, an obvious cry for help, or both. This woman very clearly doesn't have that friend.
I still got it*!
*"It" is whatever energy I'm putting into the universe that attracts weird men (romatincally, platonically, professionally, all of it). Had a 90 min work call w/ an odd dude who "feel[s] really comfortable with you" & the guy who cleans my gym really wanted to help me, w/ anything.
*"It" is whatever energy I'm putting into the universe that attracts weird men (romatincally, platonically, professionally, all of it). Had a 90 min work call w/ an odd dude who "feel[s] really comfortable with you" & the guy who cleans my gym really wanted to help me, w/ anything.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I still got it*!
*"It" is whatever energy I'm putting into the universe that attracts weird men (romatincally, platonically, professionally, all of it). Had a 90 min work call w/ an odd dude who "feel[s] really comfortable with you" & the guy who cleans my gym really wanted to help me, w/ anything.
*"It" is whatever energy I'm putting into the universe that attracts weird men (romatincally, platonically, professionally, all of it). Had a 90 min work call w/ an odd dude who "feel[s] really comfortable with you" & the guy who cleans my gym really wanted to help me, w/ anything.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
Cool.... now that we solved this one, can we get some better birth control options?
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December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Cool.... now that we solved this one, can we get some better birth control options?
Went to buy some science and craft kits for my nephews at Michael's and encountered a man so baked that he had to call his GF bc he was concerned the store wouldn't sell him the item he had in his hand bc the website said it wasn't available in the store. Anyway, I hope she's having a great evening.
December 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Went to buy some science and craft kits for my nephews at Michael's and encountered a man so baked that he had to call his GF bc he was concerned the store wouldn't sell him the item he had in his hand bc the website said it wasn't available in the store. Anyway, I hope she's having a great evening.
I took a class in college (in like 2000) where we had to write a paper on a multinational org and we had to discuss scandals as part of it. I remember one guy said he was writing about FIFA and the prof very bluntly told him to keep it to the biggest scandals because there were too many to cover.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I took a class in college (in like 2000) where we had to write a paper on a multinational org and we had to discuss scandals as part of it. I remember one guy said he was writing about FIFA and the prof very bluntly told him to keep it to the biggest scandals because there were too many to cover.
I think I know what they modeled the trophy on.
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I think I know what they modeled the trophy on.
Disrespectfully Elise: Bitch, please.
You vote with these people because you believe in the same things as these people. You are just as in favor of limiting women's power, silencing their voices, and sidelining them as GOP men are. You just don't think that shit should apply to you personally.
You vote with these people because you believe in the same things as these people. You are just as in favor of limiting women's power, silencing their voices, and sidelining them as GOP men are. You just don't think that shit should apply to you personally.
Elise Stefanik is going after Mike Johnson — calling him an ineffective leader who's losing control over the GOP conference headed into the midterms.
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
"He certainly wouldn't have the votes to be speaker if there was a roll-call vote tomorrow." www.wsj.com/politics/eli...
Exclusive | Trump Ally Elise Stefanik Attacks Speaker Johnson’s Leadership
In interview, New York lawmaker says Johnson is losing control of House Republicans
www.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Disrespectfully Elise: Bitch, please.
You vote with these people because you believe in the same things as these people. You are just as in favor of limiting women's power, silencing their voices, and sidelining them as GOP men are. You just don't think that shit should apply to you personally.
You vote with these people because you believe in the same things as these people. You are just as in favor of limiting women's power, silencing their voices, and sidelining them as GOP men are. You just don't think that shit should apply to you personally.
I went to Minneapolis this summer. Lovely city, way underrated food town. Somali community seemed great. No complaints.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I went to Minneapolis this summer. Lovely city, way underrated food town. Somali community seemed great. No complaints.
Our COAT BATH is being renovated at the moment
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Our COAT BATH is being renovated at the moment
1. The NRC has to approve nuclear power plants. EPA may have a role but Zeldin isn't the main nuclear guy.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
Trump: "Lee Zeldin, who has done a great job. A nuclear power plant gets approved in less than a week, okay? I'm only kidding but pretty close to that."
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1. The NRC has to approve nuclear power plants. EPA may have a role but Zeldin isn't the main nuclear guy.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
2. In my experience, a week is about how long it takes EPA to place a lunch order, so this is.... an ambitious assessment.
It is my birthday. I am a solid "school night buzzed." My husband made steak. I have made a suggestion in the family chat that has been met with enthusiasm, and which would facilitate 95% of my Christmas shopping.
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It is my birthday. I am a solid "school night buzzed." My husband made steak. I have made a suggestion in the family chat that has been met with enthusiasm, and which would facilitate 95% of my Christmas shopping.
So, like... if they move to Wisconsin, they're all good, no issue?
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So, like... if they move to Wisconsin, they're all good, no issue?
Where's Joyce Carol Oates? Does she know about this yet?
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Where's Joyce Carol Oates? Does she know about this yet?
Had almost 2 beers and subjected my husband to a 10-minute rant on How America actually hates the military and veterans.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Had almost 2 beers and subjected my husband to a 10-minute rant on How America actually hates the military and veterans.
Wouldn't the House have to also sign off, and wouldn't that mean they'd have to, you know, WORK? And if they have to convene the House, and swear in that Rep, don't we all get a special treat?
I don't know what the Senate is going to do. But if they do in fact fold in exchange for nothing, they will be living up to past performance. To expect the Senate to carry out the will of the American people is to misunderstand why it was created in the first place.
November 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Wouldn't the House have to also sign off, and wouldn't that mean they'd have to, you know, WORK? And if they have to convene the House, and swear in that Rep, don't we all get a special treat?
He looks like somebody left him out in the rain for a couple days. Like, there's clearly mildew *somewhere*
Trump at Mar-a-Lago this weekend without his orange makeup
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
He looks like somebody left him out in the rain for a couple days. Like, there's clearly mildew *somewhere*