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Krystal 🫩
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🗣️ who do you think you are?! I am!
#PhD #edresearcher #mama #wife
I was at the skating rink earlier today and it seems like Ed Hardy 2-piece set is making a comeback with the youth.

I feel old seeing certain styles come back that were popular when I was their age 🙈👵🏾
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I'm so annoyed too. Being sexist and look dumb as hell.

He said "let me eat microplastics in peace woman!"
Immediately annoyed. Get him off the grill.
January 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I'm ready for the next set of episodes to drop on Tuesday. Season 2 has been exhilarating
Culinary Class Wars is such a good show. Agree you should start with season 1.
Have grown bored of the US cooking competition shows. But love Culinary Class Wars on Netflix and in awe of some of these chef's tecnical skills. They're on Season 2, but don't skip Season 1.
January 4, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by Krystal 🫩
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
This is exactly what it's been giving for the past year. I'm bracing myself for more bs this year
CBS News and the whole MAGA lot:
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I'll never forget at my grad school orientation a faculty member telling us we could probably make more working at chipotle than the monthly stipends they give us; but we can't work additional jobs in our program 🙃
Do y'all know how many PhD students are on food stamps?? And this is a 2024 article

www.nature.com/articles/d41...
January 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Would y'all have let the old lady have her final wish and die in her old childhood home?

My husband would have done the same thing Hank did 💀🤣
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
We clearly can't do group work well 🤦🏽‍♀️
America has failed the assignment.
January 2, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Lil Tony Montana with that buttercream frosting 🤣. I know she was a mess when that blood sugar peaked 🤭
She rubbed the frosting 🧁 on her gums…😂😫😂
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Out here telling people's business 🤭
Happy Hunching!
January 2, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Nope nope no
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Just a smidge of hope; I'm a bit dubious of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Can't believe my baby is gonna be 5 this month 🥹
January 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
this is our first NYE in our home and town. I'm shocked I didn't hear a snap, crackle, nor pop tonite. So incredibly quiet 😟
No fireworks around me…I really am in the white side of town rn. Crinnne
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
We definitely do. Folks from north jersey (NY influence) and south jersey (Philly influence) definitely got distinct accents lol
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Neck bones, black eyed peas and greens for dinner were so good. I wish I made more peas
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This is helpful! We've got some big transitions happening next year and I really want to be my best self to support my daughter
Y’all please hold me to mine
December 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I want a new tattoo in 2026 😏
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I didn't realize ppl hated Colin Kaepernick so I commented on a post "I'm confused what did he do"? the OP responded "I'm confused why are you commenting about being confused when you can read the comments". But the comments were sooo vague 😩 I genuinely was confused not being sarcastic or daft
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It's been so hard helping my child understand the concept of time, despite a calendar and frequent conversations to explain her birthday is weeks after Christmas not like the next day. Anywho, she convinced her bestie her birthday is today and her friend made her a card... 🤦🏽‍♀️🙃
December 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Omg!!! I haven't seen this movie in such a long time. I'm gonna have to find it and rewatch.
Literally just watched Isiah Whitlock Jr. in “Pieces of April” (2003), my preferred Thanksgiving movie and one of his lesser known roles (and my favorite of his). He was Eugene, opposite Lillias White, who played his wife, Evette. May he rest in peace. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieces_...
December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
As a parent this is bewildering to watch. Of course they have protocols to deny them entry. The entitlement is getting out of hand
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Absolutely not
December 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM