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kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
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Love football, cheesy music, and #Taskmaster. On a one-woman journey to dominate Bluesky.
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seawonderer.bsky.social
tired of these ducks yet? well too bad i wanted to add the junior duo in for ages and only got around to them finishing them (and tweaked some details on the other pairs too, like the AU throne designs from season 4). it's been a taskmaster filled year for me
#seawondererdraws #taskmaster
a drawing of greg davies and alex horne (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster. a drawing of jeremy wells and paul williams (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster new zealand. a drawing of tom gleeson and tom cashman (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, taskmaster australia. a drawing of rose matafeo and mike wozniak (depicted as rubber ducks) in their roles from the show, junior taskmaster.
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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nickraschke.bsky.social
Good morning.
One from a few days ago.
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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ariadnereviews.bsky.social
Mat Baynton's sudden sprint like a startled cat is my favourite 3 seconds of TV all year #Taskmaster
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
I aspire to one day come up with something half as brilliant as "Chuck it, duck it, bucket". #taskmaster
December 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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drjohncotter.bsky.social
I’ve always said it’s the precise moment it ceases to be funny that we’ll know Manchester United are no longer a big club.
December 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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jessicavalenti.bsky.social
Because it’s not just Bari Weiss’ CBS asking this question—in the last few months, I’ve been approached by half a dozen different shows looking to ‘debate’ the same topic.

I even got a request from NPR-distributed “Open to Debate” to see if I’d weigh in on “Has Feminism Hurt Women?”

NPR!
December 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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ceej.online
this wall hanging my in-laws keep in their bathroom is technically quite beautiful except how in the middle of the night I’m convinced she’s going to turn around
a hanging 3D fiber art piece depicting a nude woman from behind holding a pumpkin(?) it’s in muted earth colors but her hair and long braid is made out of very realistic looking blonde hair fibers such that not seeing her face becomes more disturbing in the dark
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
from the article about the Brazilian alcoholic drink "Axé" on Portuguese Wikipedia ("The cat and dog wait for their owner at the bathroom door while he feels unwell after ingesting Axé.")
December 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
@taskmaster.tv @alexhorne.bsky.social it's little details like this that make the show so brilliant. Completely lost it when the duck came out and have seriously considered getting a tattoo of it. #taskmaster
A screenshot from series 20 episode 8 of Taskmaster, featuring a person in a duck mask and robes exiting the loo.
December 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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johnmoe.bsky.social
There was an article about Pearl Jam many years ago where they played a game on the road putting celebrity names into songs.

One Pearl Jam came up with "Supermodel Kim Alexis expialidocious"

Another Pearl Jam sang "I hope someday you will join us / Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan"

I'm still impressed.
December 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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ericsubijano.bsky.social
if you’re wondering how you can help, please consider donating blood 🙏

call 13 14 95 or visit account.donateblood.com.au
A graphic from Red Cross Australia Donate Blood. We’ve transferred blood from multiple states to support the need in Sydney. In particular, we need O type donors to donate now.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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alixeharrow.bsky.social
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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ahmackenzie.bsky.social
My Proper Football Man opinion is that you should go and shake the opposing manager's hand right on the whistle. Scott Parker left hanging around like a spare prick by Marco Silva at the end of Burnley v Fulham there, as the latter insisted on going through all thirty people on his own bench.
December 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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tobysaunders94.bsky.social
Bob Mortimer has such a way with words
"And then it all goes hot banana apeshit"
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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elzzalas.bsky.social
The idea of Animal Farm as an animated comedy reminds me of this Terry Pratchett anecdote.
A quote from Terry Pratchett regarding plans for a proposed movie based on his book, Mort. "A production company was put together and there was US and Scandinavian and European involvement, and I wrote a couple of script drafts which went down well and everything was looking fine and then the US people said "Hey, we've been doing market research in Power Cable, Nebraska, and other centres of culture, and the Death/skeleton bit doesn't work for us, it's a bit of a downer, we have a prarm with it, so lose the skeleton". The rest of the consortium said, did you read the script? The Americans said: sure, we LOVE it, it's GREAT, it's HIGH CONCEPT. Just lose the Death angle, guys."
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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davis.social
The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
A photo of my hand holding a Magic card with a pug barking at her own reflection in a cracked mirror. Ancient Grudge Instant Destroy target artifact. Flashback Flavor text: Shelby locked eyes with the ferocious creature as the glass began to crack. With one more lunge, she would break through and confront her nemesis at last.
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Back on Twitter, you knew it was a good joke when it started getting the jajas and the xaxaxas.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
I wouldn't give Linehan the time of day normally but the entire thing is worth a read just for how completely and utterly bonkers it is. The screenshots don't do it justice. archive.is/VVmaj
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
Any hardcore #taskmaster fans on here - this feed by @paulyokota.bsky.social is a gem

bsky.app/profile/did:...
December 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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damienmiller.bsky.social
This is like that Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake scene but the rakes are friends who politely can't take his shit anymore
mimmymum.bsky.social Helen 🏳️‍⚧️✊🏻💕 @mimmymum.bsky.social · 12d
Graham Linehan has such little self-awareness he *really* doesn’t understand how totally unhinged he seems in his ‘woe is me’ batshit crazy ranting! 😬

He’s the ‘cautionary tale’ of what obsessive ‘gender critical’ transphobia leads to: no friends, no life, and spaghetti carbonara for one!
The Telegraph Graham Linehan My trans critics are cowards. Yes, Ardal O'Hanlon - that includes yOu I expected more from my friend of 25 years. But he would rather condemn me than fight for the rights of women and girls I expected more from Ardal. I never thought he would intone the catechism. "I still get on great with everyone," he said in a recent interview with The Times, "though I haven't seen much of the show's creator, Graham Linehan, and am baffled as to why he got involved in the culture wars. I feel sorry for him - he's entitled to his opinions, but the way he presented them made it confrontational. When I read that, I phoned him immediately. When people betray me, I always make the mistake of phoning them straight away. My heart was thumping in my chest as I found his number and gave him a faux-polite, "Hey Ardal, how's it going?". My anger was already boiling. I knew exactly what he would say - the exact same things Bill Bailey said when I phoned him, the exact same things Amelia Bullmore said when I wrote to her. I knew, and I phoned anyway, because I can't help myself. And when he started reading from the same script as all the others, I lost my temper. At some point, Ardal said, "I just disagree with you." I would have said all this to him on the phone, but I was so angry I could not get any of it out. In fact, at one point I said, "You're on my f--ing s--t list." Ridiculous, of course, but unfortunately true. Like Father Ted at the Golden Cleric Awards, I keep a tally of every person who took the easy path and watched me twist in the wind. I can't help it. I remember them all. Tim Heidecker saying I'd gone down a "rabbit hole". David O'Doherty, who didn't have the guts to speak to me. My own brother-in-law publicly calling me insane. Adam Buxton, Jon Ronson, Richard Herring, Stewart Lee. People who knew me, people who had my phone number, people who could have asked, people who assumed the worst because doing otherwise would have exposed them to the same treatment I was receiving. In condemning me, to use Douglas Murray's line, they raise a little flag outside their home so the mob will pass them by. And every time one of them hands a journalist another little quote - another "baffled," another "sorry," another "he's awful, but I hope he's okay" - they get to carry on with their lives while mine gets smaller. None of them
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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dryad.technology
"If everyone who streamed All Hell on Spotify had done so using Tidal instead, we would have received an extra £31,847.38, which would double the amount we made from streaming of the album in this time period. Or if everyone used Apple Music it would have been £12,331 more."

Los Campesinos:
Here’s how much money Los Camp! make from streaming… - Los Campesinos!
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December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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hoaagie.bsky.social
The only World Cup draws I care about are the ones @noscoredraws.com does
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social
I know they're losing but this seems a bit extreme
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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beyonceestonia.bsky.social
Babyy boyy, sama! Ole enda following feedil. Aga siin ongi tõsised ja poliitilised inimesed :(
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
kyliamnbappe.bsky.social
Can somebody tell me how to make my discover feed less pol*t*cs and less furry porn

Have no issue with either of those in moderation but it's getting to be a bit much
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM