Kyo
@kyogres.bsky.social
Bulbasaur & Kyogre collector. I post too many photos of my cat. Any mentions of Finance refer to my taller half.
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CW: vaguely TMI/NSFW relationship stuff
I was feeling kind of depressed on my way home tonight, and when I got home Finance requested sex (with the strong implication of "has to be tonight since you were too tired last night") and I do not have good enough mental health to deal with this tonight.
I was feeling kind of depressed on my way home tonight, and when I got home Finance requested sex (with the strong implication of "has to be tonight since you were too tired last night") and I do not have good enough mental health to deal with this tonight.
July 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
CW: vaguely TMI/NSFW relationship stuff
I was feeling kind of depressed on my way home tonight, and when I got home Finance requested sex (with the strong implication of "has to be tonight since you were too tired last night") and I do not have good enough mental health to deal with this tonight.
I was feeling kind of depressed on my way home tonight, and when I got home Finance requested sex (with the strong implication of "has to be tonight since you were too tired last night") and I do not have good enough mental health to deal with this tonight.
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Ok, whoever guessed "passively suicidal" wins.
Am I going to try to actively off myself? Not right now.
If a tornado heads directly towards my house, will I seek shelter?
...... you know, if I'm dead, my problem magically goes away. Sounds kind of nice.
Am I going to try to actively off myself? Not right now.
If a tornado heads directly towards my house, will I seek shelter?
...... you know, if I'm dead, my problem magically goes away. Sounds kind of nice.
Absolute worst case scenario is that I get fired (either in retaliation or if my manager decides to spin the facts to make me look bad).
Who wants to place bets on whether I'll want to unalive myself at this time tomorrow? I'll set up a prediction market.
Who wants to place bets on whether I'll want to unalive myself at this time tomorrow? I'll set up a prediction market.
April 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Ok, whoever guessed "passively suicidal" wins.
Am I going to try to actively off myself? Not right now.
If a tornado heads directly towards my house, will I seek shelter?
...... you know, if I'm dead, my problem magically goes away. Sounds kind of nice.
Am I going to try to actively off myself? Not right now.
If a tornado heads directly towards my house, will I seek shelter?
...... you know, if I'm dead, my problem magically goes away. Sounds kind of nice.
Currently freaking out because my manager, rather than talking to me, decided to go with the nuclear option. I suspect there will be a meeting with HR in my near future.
I'm too stressed/sick to sleep and have a sneaking suspicion that tomorrow is going to be worse.
I'm too stressed/sick to sleep and have a sneaking suspicion that tomorrow is going to be worse.
April 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Currently freaking out because my manager, rather than talking to me, decided to go with the nuclear option. I suspect there will be a meeting with HR in my near future.
I'm too stressed/sick to sleep and have a sneaking suspicion that tomorrow is going to be worse.
I'm too stressed/sick to sleep and have a sneaking suspicion that tomorrow is going to be worse.
I've told Finance that he needs to be explicit when asking me for things, because I'm stupid and autistic and do not get hints.
So what has he been doing? Hinting that he wants things, and then getting upset when I don't give him those things.
So what has he been doing? Hinting that he wants things, and then getting upset when I don't give him those things.
March 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I've told Finance that he needs to be explicit when asking me for things, because I'm stupid and autistic and do not get hints.
So what has he been doing? Hinting that he wants things, and then getting upset when I don't give him those things.
So what has he been doing? Hinting that he wants things, and then getting upset when I don't give him those things.
I will be at World's this year! Are any mutuals coming? I booked one of the nearby hotels and I'm currently looking for roommates.
(Finance will be coming to LA but not staying at the hotel with me. He's staying with friends instead.)
(Finance will be coming to LA but not staying at the hotel with me. He's staying with friends instead.)
March 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I will be at World's this year! Are any mutuals coming? I booked one of the nearby hotels and I'm currently looking for roommates.
(Finance will be coming to LA but not staying at the hotel with me. He's staying with friends instead.)
(Finance will be coming to LA but not staying at the hotel with me. He's staying with friends instead.)
My hair is getting long enough that it's getting unwieldy. I would like to cut it short, but I keep having second thoughts because of what Finance said.
He insists that he doesn't want me to cut it "short enough that it looks like a man's" (whatever that means).
He insists that he doesn't want me to cut it "short enough that it looks like a man's" (whatever that means).
March 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My hair is getting long enough that it's getting unwieldy. I would like to cut it short, but I keep having second thoughts because of what Finance said.
He insists that he doesn't want me to cut it "short enough that it looks like a man's" (whatever that means).
He insists that he doesn't want me to cut it "short enough that it looks like a man's" (whatever that means).
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7 degrees outside: I am too cold
turn my heater on: I am too hot
turns my heater down: I am too cold
Turns my heater up just a hair: I am too hot
Weeping.
turn my heater on: I am too hot
turns my heater down: I am too cold
Turns my heater up just a hair: I am too hot
Weeping.
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
7 degrees outside: I am too cold
turn my heater on: I am too hot
turns my heater down: I am too cold
Turns my heater up just a hair: I am too hot
Weeping.
turn my heater on: I am too hot
turns my heater down: I am too cold
Turns my heater up just a hair: I am too hot
Weeping.
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
CW : sexual consent
A thing that no one ever discusses about marriage, but that I wish they did, is "how do you have sex (without also having a breakdown) on days when you don't want to have it?"
A thing that no one ever discusses about marriage, but that I wish they did, is "how do you have sex (without also having a breakdown) on days when you don't want to have it?"
February 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
CW : sexual consent
A thing that no one ever discusses about marriage, but that I wish they did, is "how do you have sex (without also having a breakdown) on days when you don't want to have it?"
A thing that no one ever discusses about marriage, but that I wish they did, is "how do you have sex (without also having a breakdown) on days when you don't want to have it?"
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I am at the end of my rope. Work is terrible and I'm worried about not having a job in a few months. My home life is terrible because Finance keeps insisting on talking about things that are stressing me out, and when I inevitably have a meltdown he says it's my fault for needing "emotional support"
January 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I am at the end of my rope. Work is terrible and I'm worried about not having a job in a few months. My home life is terrible because Finance keeps insisting on talking about things that are stressing me out, and when I inevitably have a meltdown he says it's my fault for needing "emotional support"
Finance and I had an argument today about (among other things) the fact that I couldn't remember the specifics of one of our house rules.
"You're really too stupid to remember this one simple rule?" he kept repeating.
Yeah dude, I am! I already told you this!
"You're really too stupid to remember this one simple rule?" he kept repeating.
Yeah dude, I am! I already told you this!
December 27, 2024 at 2:02 AM
Finance and I had an argument today about (among other things) the fact that I couldn't remember the specifics of one of our house rules.
"You're really too stupid to remember this one simple rule?" he kept repeating.
Yeah dude, I am! I already told you this!
"You're really too stupid to remember this one simple rule?" he kept repeating.
Yeah dude, I am! I already told you this!
TCG pulls from the new Japanese set. I didn't expect to get a full art Eeveelution in each box, but getting a *different* full art instead of 2 of the same would have been nice.
Anyone want a flame ogrepon?
Anyone want a flame ogrepon?
December 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
TCG pulls from the new Japanese set. I didn't expect to get a full art Eeveelution in each box, but getting a *different* full art instead of 2 of the same would have been nice.
Anyone want a flame ogrepon?
Anyone want a flame ogrepon?
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He reminds you to take a break
November 17, 2024 at 3:19 AM
He reminds you to take a break
Our leaky skylights have finally been replaced! Aside from no longer needing to worry about water getting in when it rains (hurray!) the new panes are also much clearer than the old ones. I can see the beautiful trees outside again! ;__;
November 16, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Our leaky skylights have finally been replaced! Aside from no longer needing to worry about water getting in when it rains (hurray!) the new panes are also much clearer than the old ones. I can see the beautiful trees outside again! ;__;
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🔥💧⚡ Neon galaxy eeveelutions
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
🔥💧⚡ Neon galaxy eeveelutions
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Which as a reminder, Bsky has had a sizeable korean and japanese population for ages, and unfortunately this setting could mean you're missing out on a lot of cool people. This is not a preference or what you post, this -limits- what languages you see! Set it to nothing!
October 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Which as a reminder, Bsky has had a sizeable korean and japanese population for ages, and unfortunately this setting could mean you're missing out on a lot of cool people. This is not a preference or what you post, this -limits- what languages you see! Set it to nothing!
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ASI ES COMO FUNCIONA UN TEST DE ANTIGENOS POR DENTRO
November 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM
ASI ES COMO FUNCIONA UN TEST DE ANTIGENOS POR DENTRO
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November 10, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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I know this is petty, but Finance asked if I wanted him to pick up anything at Sam's/Walmart, so I asked if he could check for TCG at Walmart, and he was like "I'm just going to Sam's, I think".
Sir, then why did you offer Walmart?!
Sir, then why did you offer Walmart?!
November 10, 2024 at 6:18 PM
I know this is petty, but Finance asked if I wanted him to pick up anything at Sam's/Walmart, so I asked if he could check for TCG at Walmart, and he was like "I'm just going to Sam's, I think".
Sir, then why did you offer Walmart?!
Sir, then why did you offer Walmart?!
This is very petty, but it annoys me when people stream openings for TCG boxes. I'm not sure how to explain it, but the way they talk and even the way they open the packs (gotta line up the cards perfectly and pause for dramatic effect) feels performative. Like trying to profit off a hobby.
November 9, 2024 at 8:54 PM
This is very petty, but it annoys me when people stream openings for TCG boxes. I'm not sure how to explain it, but the way they talk and even the way they open the packs (gotta line up the cards perfectly and pause for dramatic effect) feels performative. Like trying to profit off a hobby.
I've had a really bad week, so I am drowning my sorrows in trading cards (Pokemon and One Piece).
I was planning to buy some packs anyway, but ended up splurging on a full box because I wanted a little treat. Farewell, remaining hobby budget!
I was planning to buy some packs anyway, but ended up splurging on a full box because I wanted a little treat. Farewell, remaining hobby budget!
November 9, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I've had a really bad week, so I am drowning my sorrows in trading cards (Pokemon and One Piece).
I was planning to buy some packs anyway, but ended up splurging on a full box because I wanted a little treat. Farewell, remaining hobby budget!
I was planning to buy some packs anyway, but ended up splurging on a full box because I wanted a little treat. Farewell, remaining hobby budget!