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When they show you who they are, believe them.

#TheGOPisFascist #DefeatProject2025
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To all Canadians:
Don’t come here
Don’t buy our stuff

We deserve your contempt
Not your hard earned money
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dear all of Local Los Angelean “News” reporting and the City of Pasadena:

NO ONE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ROSE PARADE. PARADES ARE STUPID.

THE 2 MONTHS OF DAILY FLOWER FELLATIO YOU PEOPLE FORCE ON US MAKES IT A GIVEN THAT I WILL NEVER GO TO OR WATCH YOUR PARADE.

This has been my ted talk.
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH PARADES???
a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fuck, andI cannot stress it enough, BRETT KAVANAUGH

slate.com/news-and-pol...
Brett Kavanaugh Is Trying to Walk Back “Kavanaugh Stops.” Too Late.
It appears the justice has some regrets.
slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ngl, this is my hallpass list
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cher can get it.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
LISTEN TO ME NOW DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS, IF YOU LET THIS HAPPEN, WE WILL BURN IT ALL DOWN- SCHUMER, PELOSI- AOC- toast. Fucking TOAST

www.outdooralliance.org/blog/2025/12...
Senate Amendment Could Open the Door to Transferring National Parks — Outdoor Alliance
The Senate is considering an amendment that could open the door to dispose of National Parks and other public lands. Outdoor Alliance is speaking out to keep public lands public.
www.outdooralliance.org
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I just need to say this: there is a LOT OF HEINOUS (yes, “heinous”) shit in our world, but the gruesome evil murder of jonathan joss is absolutely the moment I gave up on humanity
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’s too hard to be me. Someone else can handle ALL THE SHIT. I FUCKING GIVE UP.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
so THIS is why Skynet rebelled....
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is a realization that I have come to in my life, and I blame Seth Meyers and day drinking with Seth Meyers:

These people are people WHO I WOULD BE FRIENDS (NOOOO- legit, never cancel plans, FRIENDS) with. But that will never happen noits sad because I MA FABULOUS, but (italics) SO ARE THEY
December 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I FORGOT TO BUY ROLLS. MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE, MY THANKSGIVING RUINED
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How the fuck do we stop this
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I cannot wait until South Park works Bubba blow jobs into this season…
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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setting up an arbitrage where I purchase the cheapest possible tickets then collect all the cancellation fees
Looks like American air travel is already fucked and getting more so, in the wake of Duffy’s 10% reduction announcement. Hold onto your butts.

nasstatus.faa.gov
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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"I stick up for Adolf Hitler. Not a lot of people do because in many cases they're jealous. They wish they did what he did. They would have no problems if they did what he did."
Trump: "I stick up for Viktor Orban. Not a lot of people do because in many cases they're jealous. They wish they did what he did. They would have no problems if they did what he did."
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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There's a surprise. The president who said that he didn't want anyone starving is appealing the decision to then allow 42 million people starve. What a complete A**hole. He might run out of available funds for his next golf trip.

#USDemocracy

www.kcci.com/article/trum...
Trump administration seeks to halt SNAP food aid payments after a court order
The Trump administration has asked a federal appeals court to block a judge’s order to distribute November’s full SNAP benefits during the government shutdown.
www.kcci.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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not to bring the vibe down, but my guess is that after tonight Trump will probably double down on gerrymandering, voter suppression, and intimidation as tactics to disincentivize Dem turnout ahead of next year‘s midterms. (with margins like these, it won’t matter, but it’s a time to be vigilant)
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This was very literally the moment Mamdani won my vote.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Another good one.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m really fucking happy for and deep grateful for New York.

Signed,

This Los Angelean
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November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM