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Joe Harrison
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🏵️🇻🇦 Dyed in the wool grouchy Lancastrian. Husband of one & dad of four. Old punk rocker 🧷🎸. Long suffering PNE fan ⚽ 💙🤍.
Appreciate this from Adam Cottier 👏. Plenty of EFL podcasters seem quite irritated about #pnefc being in the top 6. #teamslikepreston

Preston North End: Opinion - Resilient North End flying high - BBC Sport share.google/z3usAkaoppfI...
Preston North End: Opinion - Resilient North End flying high
BBC Radio 5 Live's Adam Cottier discusses Preston North End's impressive performance against Coventry City and how far they could go this season.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Fun Fact: 38 Reform councillors have gone since July ’24. Each by-election costs £27k. Refuk’s chaos has cost us £1,026,000 so far.
December 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Has Helena Bonham-Carter eloped with Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen?
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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The accusation of election fraud is a complete fabrication with zero evidence! Apart from a video of my National Press Officer, London Area Manager and a senior Reform campaigner discussing it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Did I hear that right? He says “it’s £20,000
Minus £6,000 so that’s £15,000”??
Can’t even fckn get that right.
British people voted for these idiot clowns and still do.
If you do vote for them do yourselves a favour and get checked over by a doctor and stop putting these twats in our lives.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Fantastic effort #pnefc. Great to see us dig in with a man down and fight for a deserved point! ⚽🤍
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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We know how to bowl the googly, zooter, flipper, carrom ball, arm ball, doosra, top spinner, and slider. None of our players can actually bowl them. It's understanding the theory that counts in life.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Badenoch: "The only people who actually know how to create wealth & growth are Tories...
£10.9 billion in Tory covid fraud certainly created wealth for Tory crooks. #ukpolitics
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This is one of the main US news topics I follow here in the UK and probably the one I feel the most strongly about. I'm fairly sure that the desire to be an ICE agent should be enough to bar someone for life from ever becoming one.
"She said she repeatedly told the agents she’s a U.S. citizen.

“I just kept repeating it — I’m a U.S.-born citizen. I was born and raised here. This is my home. My baby’s waiting for me...”

She screamed “Leave me alone...”

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Video shows masked Border Patrol agent chasing woman back to her Louisiana home
Jacelynn Guzman said she is a U.S.-born citizen. The Department of Homeland Security said Friday that it "determined the individual in question was not the target."
www.nbcnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Lowe's post-match press conference:
Wigan win: "The players carried out my game plan".
Preston win: "The players failed to carry out my game plan".
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Probably fair enough.
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't think too many supporters of any club would disagree with this sentiment. Salah is on an extremely lucrative contract and is (or maybe was) adored by LFC's support. Poor way to engineer an exit. Alexander-Arnold is probably looking on with bemusement.
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Quite a moonrise this evening.
#photography #landscapephotography #EastCoastKin
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Around 200 Santas on horseback are expected to trot through a Co Down town this weekend to spread festive cheer and raise money for children in Africa.
‘You need to see it to believe it’: (Two hundred) Santa Clauses are coming to town
Around 200 Santas on horseback are expected to trot through a Co Down town this weekend to spread festive cheer and raise money for children in Africa.
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Controversial stuff from @belfasttelegraph.co.uk - Wigan is not a valid word...... 🧐
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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“Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those presents under it, all that anticipation. Just a way of saying there's always light and hope in the world.”
Author Nora Roberts.

Photographer Vivian Maier.
Untitled Christmas 1969.
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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This is how Chris Mason, like a child filled with wonder, described "the choreography and theatre that surrounds a Budget" in Feb 2024, when a male Tory Chancellor was in post.

"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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31 years ago today The 1994 British Comedy Awards took place and Spike Milligan, nervous and a bit bladdered, committed lèse-majesté to the delight of tabloid editors across the land.

We talked about the whole show HERE:
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
The British Comedy Awards 1994
Podcast Episode · Goon Pod · 04/12/2024 · 1h 45m
podcasts.apple.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Very decent and potentially important final wicket partnership at close there.
🏏 #Ashes
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Nice work Joe Root 🏏 #ashes
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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On Paul McGrath’s birthday, a reminder of one of the great defensive performances of all time.

Italy. Giants Stadium. 1994.

Unfit, but utterly unbeatable
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Coronation Street - written by Peter Whalley (3rd December 1980). Stan returns home from the doctors with some disturbing news - for medical reasons, he needs to give up beer.
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Women being allowed their own institutions without being compelled to admit blokes is a good thing right? I mean unless you're into coverture and all that old regressive stuff.
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM