Larry Dickman
@larrydickman.bsky.social
My brother was in here last week. Has a gold tooth in front. 36 percent of these views are my own.
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Three golf clubs walk into a bar.
The putter orders a beer.
The wedge orders a tequila.
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
The putter orders a beer.
The wedge orders a tequila.
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Three golf clubs walk into a bar.
The putter orders a beer.
The wedge orders a tequila.
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
The putter orders a beer.
The wedge orders a tequila.
The third one says, "Nothing for me. I'm the driver".
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I say this is as sports fan and borderline gambling degenerate: I could give zero fucks about the World Cup.
This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch.
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This all 22 camera nbc is using is making my dick itch.
My nipples hate this weather.
November 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My nipples hate this weather.
Dry ice level.
October 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Dry ice level.
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"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"Cal Raleigh" is also an ACC rivarly now.
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If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.
The Trump administration’s threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
Here’s a thought.
Focus on protecting the healthcare of the American people.
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
If you think Trump deploying troops in American cities is nothing more than an opportunity to pivot to a completely different subject, you do not belong in Democratic leadership.
Keep it tight. Just like my lady likes it.
NFL tells refs to “officiate it tight” on tush push after Eagles’ false starts go uncalled
https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/379027/
The Eagles got away with false starting on the tush push Sunday against the Chiefs. The league office…
https://www.rawchili.com/nfl/379027/
The Eagles got away with false starting on the tush push Sunday against the Chiefs. The league office…
NFL tells refs to "officiate it tight" on tush push after Eagles' false starts go uncalled - NFL
The Eagles got away with false starting on the tush push Sunday against the Chiefs. The league office is trying to make sure that doesn’t happen again.
www.rawchili.com
September 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Keep it tight. Just like my lady likes it.
I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.”
August 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don’t need “Marry Me chicken” or “funeral cake.” I need “kick me in the balls fettuccine Alfredo.”
I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris.
July 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was already in Dutch with the CEO for calling his wife a c-nt during their grandson’s bris.
In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email.
July 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
In retrospect, “which one of you c-cksuckers ate my banana” was unwise to send as a company-wide email.
The Yankees look like dicks.
July 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Yankees look like dicks.
What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton.
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What’s the metric equivalent of a fuck ton.
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The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The country that found Osama Bin Laden says it can’t locate Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge.
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Instead of jock itch spray, I accidentally sprayed my ballsac with Lemon Pledge.
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For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs.
January 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
For all of you going through TikTok withdrawal, I just uploaded a video of me lip syncing Christopher Cross’s “Sailing” while devouring a plate of ribs.
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Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Pubes Larsen was my stand up comedian stage name. In retrospect, that’s a terrible stage name. Hey, any of you folks from out of town?
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Live your life in such a way that when you show up to a funeral, people don't ask, "What the fuck is he doing there?"
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Live your life in such a way that when you show up to a funeral, people don't ask, "What the fuck is he doing there?"
I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great.
January 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I can’t wait to move the absolute fuck out of my bowels today. It’s gonna be great.
@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed.
January 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@anniethenanny1.bsky.social get up to speed.
I’m horny for shin guards. Is that weird?
January 4, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I’m horny for shin guards. Is that weird?
Feels like 2024 was the year of ballsac deodorant.
December 30, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Feels like 2024 was the year of ballsac deodorant.