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@laszlokovacs.bsky.social
When the cops move in, who are your friends gonna be?
Pinned
I hate thinking and even perceiving myself so much that all I want to do is lie still in the dark with my eyes closed. I imagine there is nothing else
Hot Dog Guy: So do you want a hot dog?
*Already placing gun in my mouth* No thanks man
Hot Dog Guy: So do you want a hot dog?
*Already placing gun in my mouth* No thanks man
Women's Big Air really went fucking crazy this year dude
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Women's Big Air really went fucking crazy this year dude
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Definitely caught a whiff of that, there go a couple minutes off my life
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Will this make the reader throw up in their mouth a little?"
"Will this make the reader throw up in their mouth a little?"
February 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Definitely caught a whiff of that, there go a couple minutes off my life
The DHS goon strikes me across the face again
"Who are your leaders? I want names!"
*Spitting broken teeth* HULK HOGAN MEAT SHOES
"Who are your leaders? I want names!"
*Spitting broken teeth* HULK HOGAN MEAT SHOES
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 AM
The DHS goon strikes me across the face again
"Who are your leaders? I want names!"
*Spitting broken teeth* HULK HOGAN MEAT SHOES
"Who are your leaders? I want names!"
*Spitting broken teeth* HULK HOGAN MEAT SHOES
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lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
I used to walk past this fucking thing all the time lol
I have facts about High Point you people wouldn't believe
I have facts about High Point you people wouldn't believe
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I used to walk past this fucking thing all the time lol
I have facts about High Point you people wouldn't believe
I have facts about High Point you people wouldn't believe
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havana syndrome? why not two?
February 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
havana syndrome? why not two?
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KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>?
KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle
JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land
KOKO: jealousy pedophile
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had a midroll ad on youtube and why the fuck did it say "and now you're back :)" once the ad was over you are not my friend you soulless piece of corporate garbage face the judgement of the lord and repent for your wickedness
February 1, 2026 at 2:11 AM
had a midroll ad on youtube and why the fuck did it say "and now you're back :)" once the ad was over you are not my friend you soulless piece of corporate garbage face the judgement of the lord and repent for your wickedness
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
Guy who just learned what a Lagrange Point is: Wow this is just like a Lagrange Point
January 31, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Guy who just learned what a Lagrange Point is: Wow this is just like a Lagrange Point
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what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
what a whirlwind of a performer. RIP, Catherine O'Hara
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i saw a brand new article with the thesis that "politics is like pro wrestling now" in the year of our lord 2026
i swear to god i read like 50 articles like that in 2016
look man, at least wrestlers are like, rigorously trained and can do flips and hit eachother with light tubes
i swear to god i read like 50 articles like that in 2016
look man, at least wrestlers are like, rigorously trained and can do flips and hit eachother with light tubes
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
i saw a brand new article with the thesis that "politics is like pro wrestling now" in the year of our lord 2026
i swear to god i read like 50 articles like that in 2016
look man, at least wrestlers are like, rigorously trained and can do flips and hit eachother with light tubes
i swear to god i read like 50 articles like that in 2016
look man, at least wrestlers are like, rigorously trained and can do flips and hit eachother with light tubes
Days Of Being Wild
YouTube video by ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead - Topic
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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It has been two solid years of businesses, politicians, non-profits, lawyers, etc. still not realizing that LLMs can’t do math. Cut out the people who do the actual work and suddenly you expose how incompetent and stupid the management always were.
After The Daily Beast’s reporting identified the discrepancies, the Trump Accounts website quietly updated its predictions.
White House Scrambles to Fix Humiliating Math Errors
The White House quietly updated its Trump Account numbers, but they still don’t make sense.
trib.al
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
It has been two solid years of businesses, politicians, non-profits, lawyers, etc. still not realizing that LLMs can’t do math. Cut out the people who do the actual work and suddenly you expose how incompetent and stupid the management always were.
Okay apparently the Nazis are a known problem that's being worked on, but heads up maybe don't open the app in public until they figure this out
Idk guys, I tried out Upscrolled and literally found 2 pro-nazi accounts screaming about "Jewish assets" and posting AI-yassified Hitler
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
January 29, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Okay apparently the Nazis are a known problem that's being worked on, but heads up maybe don't open the app in public until they figure this out
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Idk guys, I tried out Upscrolled and literally found 2 pro-nazi accounts screaming about "Jewish assets" and posting AI-yassified Hitler
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Idk guys, I tried out Upscrolled and literally found 2 pro-nazi accounts screaming about "Jewish assets" and posting AI-yassified Hitler
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
No other posts were in English so I'm not sure what they were about
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Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Evangelion McDonald's Commercial
Coworker who has been consistently fucking up engineering an etch for the last week just revealed that he's been working on it by asking chatgpt. Ah. That'll probably be it then.
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Coworker who has been consistently fucking up engineering an etch for the last week just revealed that he's been working on it by asking chatgpt. Ah. That'll probably be it then.
lol, lmao
James O’Keefe responds to a comment
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”
O’Keefe:
“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.
They actually believe in their cause.
That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 6:09 PM
lol, lmao
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
There are more of us than them. Hold strong. We will win.
Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 AM
There are more of us than them. Hold strong. We will win.
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Mood in minneapolis right now
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Mood in minneapolis right now