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27 💌 everything is still romantic
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry

merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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was forced to create this just now
December 6, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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christmas eve ⛄️ please click here to help ❤️💚🖤🤍
arab.org/click-to-hel...
Help the Palestinian People with a Click | arab.org
Please help deliver support to Palestinian families; all you have to do is to click once a day for free, every day!
arab.org
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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I wish Lydia Tár was real so she could appear on one of the new CBS debate shows
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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dunkin donuts for lunch
December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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cowboy who stubbed his toe:
December 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A colloquial German word about someone viewed as low on intellect, especially popular in the 1990s, was Teletubbyzurückwinker. It means “one who waves back at the Teletubbies.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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And speaking of Finns, a Finnish equivalent to “a few sandwiches short of a picnic” is hänellä ei ole kaikki muumit laaksossa. It means “they don’t have all the Moomins in the valley.”
December 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Addison Rae <3
December 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Josh O'Connor 😁👍
December 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Rich, obsessed-with-youth guy: I actually had a test done and I have the same follicle density as an angora rabbit. My adult teeth are actually falling out and baby teeth are coming back in.

Person writing a profile on him: SO cool you look awesome. You don’t look like you just came off a conveyor.
March 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Shag Bark Hickory
📷 Pentax 17
🎞️ Portra 400
#believeinfilm
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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At Christmas, everything was fine between my mother and her boyfriend. Three weeks later, he killed her and himself. I knew it was all his fault, but it took me years to let go of my anger at her for staying with him.
Why Did My Mother Love the Man Who Murdered Her?
At Christmas, everything was fine between my mother and her boyfriend. Three weeks later, he killed her and himself. I knew it was all his fault, but it took me years to let go of my anger at her for staying with him.
www.thecut.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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You heard it here first: Jacob Elordi tells @beccamford.bsky.social he'd rather kiss on the beach than talk about AI vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/frankenstein-jacob-elordi-euphoria-interview
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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rachel sennott is our generations shakespeare
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yayyyy perfect tyyyy @handles.club ur awesome
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How do i get rid of the invalid handle omg this looks so clunky
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is heated rivalries worth it
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Craziest twist ending of all time perhaps
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM