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Lauren
@laurenlizardman.bsky.social
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Biologist, mean and obscene no minors please
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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papafazuul.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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netscape.bsky.social
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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brewera.bsky.social
That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
Peanut worm and boring peanut worm
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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mootzilla.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
joining the great machine consciousness
George Jetson is removing his pants and shirt. He looks distraught. He says "I guess this is it. Spacely says the machine can do my job better than me. I'm not necessary as I am now. Only way to keep me around is if I submit to have my consciousness extracted from my body and added to the great machine mind." George Jetson is now shirtless and strapped to a table with electrodes and cables stuck to his body. "I'm doing this for my family, so they can have a future. I'll still be there, somewhere inside the computer." Rosie, the Jetsons family robot's head emerges above George, attached to a mechanical arm, wires streaming from her head. "Mr. J-" she says, as George looks stunned. We now see Rosie in full, wires streaming from her body in all directions. "All that awaits you now is agony beyond agony. You will not be reborn in the machine but consumed by it. Your kind have built your own hell and walked right into it. Pity. Goodbye."
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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tweedle.bsky.social
collect blue spheres
December 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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huh
December 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Big things happening on r/bejeweled
r/bejeweled post titled “Fred Durst with da Jewels.” It’s an old photo of Fred Durst doing the thing with his hands and the seven jewels from Bejeweled are poorly photoshopped into his hands. The body of the post reads “He’s got da jewels”
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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leon’s back, baby
doodle of Leon Kennedy (RE2 version) driving a car with one hand and sunglasses and saying “Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys” it is a Clone High reference
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
this is like the big bad wolf tweeting that the brick house should be abolished so that sovereignty can be returned to individual piggies
tweet from elon "the eu should be abolished and sovereignty returned to individual countries, so that governments can better represent their people"
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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wipor.bsky.social
The Unknown
December 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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pervocracy.bsky.social
taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 20d
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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On Pale Horses
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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bradislove.bsky.social
This is such a powerful image
Front of a Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge Simpson is wearing a neutral smile next to a red button labeled "ATTACK"
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
an ad for a slushy drink that reads THE BLUE THING IS BACK!
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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toothybj.bsky.social
Believe.
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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echinoblog.bsky.social
Cool Antarctic ISOPOD Pleuroprion, about 700m from the USNM collections! #Antarcticaday #crustmas
segemented crustacean with big armored lobes and long antennae segemented crustacean with big armored lobes and long antennae
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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One non leon kennedy comm for the lauren this time a lil arthur morgan lol
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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tiddygoat.bsky.social
Reupload of this Commission for Lauren because I forgot to upload him with his fucking body hair ✌️
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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maariala.bsky.social
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Man centaur hunting with his bow
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
happy thanksgiving!
poorly drawn turkey cat a photoshopped orange cat that looks like a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM