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laura
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😬😭😬 repeat
me when it’s not even my desk
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
if pitbull says it’s 2027, then it’s 2027.
January 1, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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R.I.P. 2025 (2025 - 2025)
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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If you start the Ring video at 11:59:03 you die in 7 days.
January 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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that’s one long mermaid
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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inspiration is all around us. for example, i was inspired by a mug i saw to create my new invention, the Dishwasher Safe
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Minnesota, we’re all with you. A hearty “happy holidays” from a comically evil administration. civileats.com/2025/12/17/u...
USDA Orders Minnesota to Verify SNAP Households Amid Increased Republican Scrutiny
State SNAP administrators have 30 days to recertify eligibility for roughly 100,000 households, or risk the state’s ability to participate in federal food assistance.
civileats.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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📖We are often asked where you can find reliable vaccine information. It breaks our hearts to say it, but it’s no longer at CDC

The vaccine integrity project is a great source & has compiled recommendations from medical societies into 1 place for easier reference:

www.cidrap.umn.edu/vaccine-inte...
Vaccine Integrity Project - 2025-26 Fall Immunization Information
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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ABSTRACT/DALI.GIF
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Farm workers are proud to stand in solidarity with Starbucks workers.

Los campesinos se enorgullecen de solidarizarse con los trabajadores de Starbucks.

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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No worries, everyone. Just go to BlueCross and ask for a month of coverage in exchange for a vote in December.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
fns-prod.azureedge.us/sites/defaul...

(link goes to yesterday’s late-night memo from the USDA to “undo” SNAP benefit issuance.)

may every single one of these cretins lie awake in bed every night for the rest of their lives, tormented.
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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This article has a great summary on which states had distributed SNAP benefits, the ones who started, and who hasn't.

Its a good read, and was last updated yesterday morning.
SNAP food aid gets to people in some states while others remain in limbo amid court battles
Nearly 42 million Americans receive SNAP benefits, formerly known as food stamps, for help buying groceries.
www.kptv.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Donald Trump deleted this from the government website.

Let's be clear: there's funding available to cover SNAP benefits next month. Trump is stopping SNAP benefits because he wants to. He is forcing mommas and babies to go hungry.
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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although some oppose the fifty foot hologram of a grinning Augusto Pinochet that appeared on the White House lawn this morning, we spoke with people from across the political spectrum to get a sense of how opinions differ
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
cris collinsworth 🙏 simply learn to pronounce leo chenal’s name 🙏 it has been three years 🙏 the competent members of the chiefs do not have much to live for. for the price of nothing, you can give him this.
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
🤢 what do they do with the organs
October 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Das Runde muss ins Eckige.“
„ Du gehst schon ins Bett?“
September 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM