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Em! (she/they)
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Runner who blocks shots sometimes
Seattle currently, Virginia previously
Sports Enjoyer (MLS/NHL/PWHL/CFB)
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PAULY ROTH FROM THE GAYBORHOOD
STORYBOOK SHIT!!!! Paul Rothrock from Capitol Hill puts it to bed.
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if they think DC is a lawless hellhole just wait til they see how big the sandwiches in chicago are lol
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I grew up in opioid mountain country and lost two cousins to ODs and lemme tell you the only cartels hurting my people were corporations and cops
September 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”

Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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The No Kings protests felt so energizing and vital and when you saw the next day’s headlines they weren’t anywhere to be found. Our institutions won’t help us, the media won’t help us, we’re gonna have to help ourselves.
A collective editorial choice has been made by US-based mass media that protests are only newsworthy if there's an outbreak of violece
September 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Those people who paid thousands of dollars to attend the US Open final are going to miss part of it because of security for that orange shit stain. He literally has to ruin EVERYTHING. Fuck everyone who voted for him or didn’t vote at all.
September 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Was Rolex’s motive in bringing IQ47 to the US Open because they wanted to try to get IQ47 to ⇩the 39% tariffs on🇨🇭, Rolex’s base?

He was booed at the Open today, so good luck getting tariffs lowered, Rolex.

Rolex should know that when you extend an olive branch, that bird’s just gonna shit on it.
September 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Imagine being so guilty of raping kids that you invaded your own country
September 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Breaking geology news:
BREAKING: I understand from our sources that Mount St. Helens is not, repeat, NOT, erupting right now.
September 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Alright, so I've been afraid to say this out loud, but I think after today, I can say it: In the first Battle of Los Angeles, the good people of LA County have prevailed. We beat ICE back. 1/
September 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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He's never been able to live down the fact that his mother got the better end of the deal when she traded him for Perc 30s
September 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the most controversial statement you can make in this world right now is that it’s bad that israel is committing a genocide
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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The sinister thing about picking on Tylenol is that everyone has used it so it’s easy to have a confirmation bias.
September 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Some of the FBI Informant's best undercover work
September 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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1) going to keep saying: a society that wants to keep functioning must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

2) calling a lie a lie seems like it could help

www.newsweek.com/robert-f-ken...
RFK Jr caught in lie about Jeffrey Epstein flight
"I was on Jeffrey Epstein's jet two times," Robert F. Kennedy told Fox News on Tuesday, weeks after conflicting information was shared with Newsweek.
www.newsweek.com
September 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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If you are stopped by ANY variety of law enforcement in the United States, you should ID yourself if you're in a stop and ID state, ask if you're free to leave, and say:

I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT.
September 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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We are now confronted with an occupant of the White House determined to wage war against us, we, the people. This cannot stand.
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Run. For. Everything.
The prosecutor of Newport News, Virginia, never faced any opponent over his eight reelection races—over three decades. This year, he drew his first challenger—Shannon Jones, who identifies as a progressive prosecutor—and lost.
Your Guide to the 2025 Prosecutor Elections
Key races will shape the politics of criminal justice from Philly to Seattle—plus a wild card in New Jersey. But most of November’s 66 prosecutor races feature just one candidate, as usual.
boltsmag.org
September 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I really was not prepared for the fact that so many of our major institutions would be inhabited by such cowards. From Congress to media/tech corporations to *some law firms and universities. I guess I watched too many “heroic protagonist” films… so I didnt expect so many people to suck so bad.
September 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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"Tylenol is universally evil and should be banned"

Y'all, it is literally the only painkiller people with certain combinations of meds and conditions can actually take, INCLUDING people with liver disease.

"But ibuprofen..." ... will kill me because of my immunosuppressant from transplant.
September 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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We really just need to let the Washington Post die in darkness. It's a shame because there are good people who still work there, but the editorial mission has been completely hijacked for bad ends. Don't repost it even to dunk on it; they don't deserve hate clicks (which they are counting on).
September 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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The idea of an "Epstein list" is kinda stupid when the victims can literally tell us "here is what happened and who did it."
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Pritzker should order state police to follow ice around and arrest them when they break state law
September 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Genuinely what the fuck was that
Virginia Tech it might be time to start a dialogue
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Attempting to rig elections on his behalf.

Turning the military on citizens.

Toying with the idea of declaring martial law.

Attacking political enemies and punishing those who speak out against his regime.

If this were happening in another country, what would you call it?
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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*pinches bridge of nose* Even if, somehow, this DoE statement were true (which it isn’t), it would STILL BE GOOD to use solar and wind energy for the goodly fraction of the time it’s sunny and/or windy. Jesus Christ.
September 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM