Bongopuntos
@legalseagulls.bsky.social
Living. Red Sox, rock 'n' soul, law
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No, Progressive commercial, I know they're doing their best and are underpaid, but sometimes you need to tell grocery food baggers how to properly stack items in the bag. Tough truth.
January 4, 2026 at 1:29 AM
No, Progressive commercial, I know they're doing their best and are underpaid, but sometimes you need to tell grocery food baggers how to properly stack items in the bag. Tough truth.
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celebs that look like fictional characters: thread
January 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
celebs that look like fictional characters: thread
Surprised Fox 5 NY has not switched to another game with Pats now squishing the Fish. Even as Pats fan it makes sense to go Bears/Lions or Rams/Cards
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Surprised Fox 5 NY has not switched to another game with Pats now squishing the Fish. Even as Pats fan it makes sense to go Bears/Lions or Rams/Cards
Kudos to the Lions for once again playing hard against a divisional opponent last week of season (just like they did against Packers a few years ago) and try to fuck them up a little
January 4, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Kudos to the Lions for once again playing hard against a divisional opponent last week of season (just like they did against Packers a few years ago) and try to fuck them up a little
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"Narco Rubio" is sending me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
"Narco Rubio" is sending me.
Yet they do occupy the country in that they are grabbing the oil. Maybe Marco has a Bible verse he can cite instead
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Yet they do occupy the country in that they are grabbing the oil. Maybe Marco has a Bible verse he can cite instead
Gotta wonder why Dolphins would not run on 4th and short. Will take it as a Pats fan
January 4, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Gotta wonder why Dolphins would not run on 4th and short. Will take it as a Pats fan
So do Bills care about winning today? Or is the start of Trubisky an example of how little they respect the Jets?
January 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
So do Bills care about winning today? Or is the start of Trubisky an example of how little they respect the Jets?
"compliant"
Marco Rubio: "It had to be done. And it's been done. And I assure you the people left behind in Venezuela now that are in charge of the police and everything else, I assure you they are gonna probably be a lot more compliant than Maduro was as a result of this."
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"compliant"
All the Cubans and Venezuelans in Florida gonna be "requested" to move back
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
January 4, 2026 at 3:36 PM
All the Cubans and Venezuelans in Florida gonna be "requested" to move back
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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I’m simply begging the Baileys, the imaginary couple who live in Chuck Schumer’s head, to please call their reps
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I’m simply begging the Baileys, the imaginary couple who live in Chuck Schumer’s head, to please call their reps
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Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.
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Clark Neily has now written a longer post for Cato on the Maduro operation, which "appears to have been more about regime change than law enforcement.... The Constitution’s limits on foreign affairs power do not vanish simply because courts decline to enforce them." /2
Venezuela—Indictments, Invasions, and the Constitution’s Crumbling Guardrails
There’s a constitutional process for toppling foreign dictators, and we should follow it.
www.cato.org
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Clark Neily has now written a longer post for Cato on the Maduro operation, which "appears to have been more about regime change than law enforcement.... The Constitution’s limits on foreign affairs power do not vanish simply because courts decline to enforce them." /2
Refball in Tampa it appears.
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Refball in Tampa it appears.
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
Stranger Things finale was over long, and at times just dumb. But overall it did very well. Kept me engaged, and the last scene set up to finish the series was brilliant, allowing the characters (and audience) to move on while not forgetting.
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Stranger Things finale was over long, and at times just dumb. But overall it did very well. Kept me engaged, and the last scene set up to finish the series was brilliant, allowing the characters (and audience) to move on while not forgetting.
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This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
January 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This is the correct takeaway from that reporting, yes.
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Matt Taibbi is basically just Mike Lindell without the pillows at this point.
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Matt Taibbi is basically just Mike Lindell without the pillows at this point.
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BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
BREAKING: A Russian newspaper today — “America no longer sees our country as a threat… The US leader’s philosophy is closer to the values of Russia’s president, not the politicians of the Old World… he sees Europe as a liberal stronghold that must be destroyed…”
Read that again.
Read that again.
Initials B.B. failed as LGBTQ people and Jewish people still exist. Let's all point down and laugh at her
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Initials B.B. failed as LGBTQ people and Jewish people still exist. Let's all point down and laugh at her
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He's a God and we got to be on earth the same time as him so show some goddamn respect
I just blocked someone I've never interacted with for trying to argue that Prince was a bad singer
December 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
He's a God and we got to be on earth the same time as him so show some goddamn respect