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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · Jul 28

it increases.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 11h

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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Ya boy Bran @brandrawsthings.bsky.social · 6h

kratt you FREAK. leave silksong alone

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stupidgamer201 //COMMS OPEN @stupidgamer201.neocities.org · 14h

God of War 1 & 2 (PS2) - 5/5

I beat GOW1 a while ago, and am really close to beating GOW2 so imma just write this in advance.

It's fucked up how good these games are, I am so glad I wasn't just remembering them with rose-tinted glasses.

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs.

Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed?

Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed!

Paper Mario: ✔️

Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks.

Luigi: Really?

Paper Mario: 😃

Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi.

Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you.

Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway

Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though.

Sonic: what????

Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 16h

Poetic Persuasion

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 1d

this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly

youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...

can i get a curry goat with rice and peas

YouTube video by QUIX

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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 16h

yer arright

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mattachine meowppy machine @spookybiscuits.com · 16h

got a little too crazy last night and connected my conscious mind to the wisdom of the far philosophers. i think i impressed futon with some of my deep knowledge last night. and also i woke up with a treatise "on the femboy" in my notes app

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 21h

My dad showed me some AI-colorized footage of Germany from the 20s. It turned all the cars purple and green and other bright colors... the specific shades you see hot rods painted in.

DAERHYK @daerhyk.blacksky.app · 1d

Watching the dominos arrange for subtle, seemingly innocuous shifts in history and perception. Eyes looking in different directions, a slightly different carpet color, etc. What troubles me is when it becomes indiscernible and later used for reference in other media. AI Mandela Effect inbound.

VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 1d

I thought something seemed off about the the image posted below: it's a photo that's been edited and colorized by AI. Please don't do that.

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world · 21h

I legit think all the time about how a polypropylene cone shaking really fast somehow can reproduce the sound of like a bunch of people talking and an orchestra playing all at the same time from 1 source like that's so fucking cool dude what the fuck that sounds impossible and made up but it's real.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h

Instead of being forced to talk about Big Tech's fake inventions we should celebrate the truly life changing feats of genius that we don't think about. The incredible "head phones." The humble toilet

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 21h

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 26,1946

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO PANEL SEE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK
NANCY: OH, BOY !...A PAIR OF SUN GLASSES
SLUGGO :I SAW 'EM FOIST

P2-NANCY: LET GO
THEY'RE MINE
SLUGGO: SOME NOIVE-GIMME ‘EM

P3-NANCY: LISTEN --- WHAT'S THE USE OF US FIGHTING LIKE THIS?

P4-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK SIDE BY SIDE
WITH THEIR HEADS TOGETHER SO THAT BOTH CAN WEAR THE SUNGLASSES TOGETHER

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"Fruity" with a hard "T" @lighter.bsky.social · 21h

I think about this Bob the Angry Flower strip a lot, for some reason.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 21h

Why do sex offenders keep showing up to my stand-up comedy sets and why are they so quick to volunteer this information about themselves when I try to do crowd work?