carpe testiculum
@lepidelectric.bsky.social
🔞--18+ pleabse--🔞
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring artist--
--not binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--probable adhd--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
--read Discworld now.--
--hi i'm 20 and weird--
--KING OF BOINGO--
--aspiring artist--
--not binarie--
--mostly doggy--
--probable adhd--
--"LEPIDELECTRIC" on any platform, incl. discord--
-- still THE ANTIPOP--
--read Discworld now.--
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KNOW THE BSKY MODERATION DIFFERENCE:
-some random furry art that maybe has some leg in it: ULTRA MEGA NONO NSFL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL (deemed so by @moderation.bsky.app)
-an animation of tits bouncing that takes up literally actually 90% of the screen: a-okay, baby
-some random furry art that maybe has some leg in it: ULTRA MEGA NONO NSFL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL (deemed so by @moderation.bsky.app)
-an animation of tits bouncing that takes up literally actually 90% of the screen: a-okay, baby
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
KNOW THE BSKY MODERATION DIFFERENCE:
-some random furry art that maybe has some leg in it: ULTRA MEGA NONO NSFL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL (deemed so by @moderation.bsky.app)
-an animation of tits bouncing that takes up literally actually 90% of the screen: a-okay, baby
-some random furry art that maybe has some leg in it: ULTRA MEGA NONO NSFL PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL (deemed so by @moderation.bsky.app)
-an animation of tits bouncing that takes up literally actually 90% of the screen: a-okay, baby
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I am enamored by this Mario enemy that literally only appears on one planet in Galaxy 2 and no where else in the entire franchise
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am enamored by this Mario enemy that literally only appears on one planet in Galaxy 2 and no where else in the entire franchise
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I once saw my mum looking into a shop window in town. I walked straight past her without stopping. This was about 30 years ago and some for reason it haunts me, even though I'm sure she wouldn't be bothered if I told her now
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I once saw my mum looking into a shop window in town. I walked straight past her without stopping. This was about 30 years ago and some for reason it haunts me, even though I'm sure she wouldn't be bothered if I told her now
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i remember going karting a couple times and it was fun even if i went flying out of my seat once
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i remember going karting a couple times and it was fun even if i went flying out of my seat once
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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I talk shit about ube being in everything and here I am making ube pancakes
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I talk shit about ube being in everything and here I am making ube pancakes
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Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Truth
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My dad and I were fascinated by a car next to us at the tip which had gull wing doors. We were watching as the driver opened the doors and then knocked their head on the edge, and then as it drove off it turned out to be a Tesla Model X. We are currently in hysterics
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My dad and I were fascinated by a car next to us at the tip which had gull wing doors. We were watching as the driver opened the doors and then knocked their head on the edge, and then as it drove off it turned out to be a Tesla Model X. We are currently in hysterics
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@lepidelectric.bsky.social has swears! They've used 347 profanities in their last 2,041 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (49 times)
🥈 "fucking" (47 times)
🥉 "shit" (47 times)
🥇 "fuck" (49 times)
🥈 "fucking" (47 times)
🥉 "shit" (47 times)
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@lepidelectric.bsky.social has swears! They've used 347 profanities in their last 2,041 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (49 times)
🥈 "fucking" (47 times)
🥉 "shit" (47 times)
🥇 "fuck" (49 times)
🥈 "fucking" (47 times)
🥉 "shit" (47 times)
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Well fuck.
@boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com has swears! They've used 888 profanities in their last 6,217 posts.
🥇 "shit" (170 times)
🥈 "fuck" (131 times)
🥉 "fucking" (124 times)
🥇 "shit" (170 times)
🥈 "fuck" (131 times)
🥉 "fucking" (124 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well fuck.
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wishlisting H-games on steam for all my friends who i haven't spoken to in 10 years to see
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
wishlisting H-games on steam for all my friends who i haven't spoken to in 10 years to see
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in retrospect, allowing grok in unhinged mode to take over self-driving on my tesla was a mistake. for the last time, the victims have my sincerest wishes.
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
in retrospect, allowing grok in unhinged mode to take over self-driving on my tesla was a mistake. for the last time, the victims have my sincerest wishes.
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When boarding a flight, I try to see if the pilot looks depressed. This is since the time that pilot crashed a plane into a mountain in 2015. No idea why, I can't stop a pilot crashing a plane.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When boarding a flight, I try to see if the pilot looks depressed. This is since the time that pilot crashed a plane into a mountain in 2015. No idea why, I can't stop a pilot crashing a plane.
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Let's wave at the Christmas Train!
November 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Let's wave at the Christmas Train!
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A normal train to close out the open house today with @spitfire.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A normal train to close out the open house today with @spitfire.bsky.social
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Hearts of Iron IV
November 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hearts of Iron IV
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fantastic cold open here
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
fantastic cold open here
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I bought some bazooka joe gum just to see what the comics are like now and this one is such a non joke I cackled audibly at it
October 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I bought some bazooka joe gum just to see what the comics are like now and this one is such a non joke I cackled audibly at it