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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · Jul 28

it increases.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 4h

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
OCTOBER 09,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER
NANCY: NOW WATCH THAT SECRET DOOR --- HERE COMES THE SNEAKY
BUTLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT... KEEP AN EVE ON THE MAID---
P2- NANCY: --THE DAGGER IS ON THAT SHELF ••• THE WIFE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT A HAND WILL COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW..
P3-NANCY: - - GET READY FOR A SCREAM - --- WATCH THAT CABINET WHEN IT OPENS--- WAIT FOR THAT MOAN FROM THE HALL --

P4- A MAN SITTING BEHIND NANCY AND SLUGGO IS EATING A CANDY BAR, HE IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS

NANCY: QUIET PLEASE
NANCY IS VERY UPSET THAT THE MAN IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN TALKING DURING THE MOVIE

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 6h

Some art I did for the Batting Around podcast. Sums up my feelings right now.

Alex Haus of Decline tenderly kisses Alejandro Kirk on the back of the head with a SMEK

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 18h

genuinely squealed like I saw a celebrity

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"Fruity" with a hard "Y" @lighter.bsky.social · 5h

When I was driving home last night I was at a long light and I noticed the old guy in the lane next to me had his window down, so I rolled down my window and played the fuckin "I woke up with a boner" track at unreasonable volume. He looked at me like I was insane and I smiled and gave thumbs up.

HARDLY KNOW 'ER - colon3

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 5h

i Gotta go back in time and suck off whoever invented honey mustard

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Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 8h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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Kerfuś @nystre.bsky.social · 4h

@jonbois.bsky.social what's this move called

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 8h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 3h

saw a house centipede in the break room at work the other day and stood over them so that nobody would accidentally step on them as they sauntered into a hole in the wall

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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 4h

finally some fucking FOOD

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Gavin Miller @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social · 4h

Still some left if you want in!

Gavin Miller @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social · 10h

Ricochet had it's first birthday the other day, and as usual I completely forgot haha. Anyway, have some codes for it if you'd like a copy:

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worriedaboutsatan.bandcamp.com/yum

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 17h

If you hate the Yankees, take a little extra joy that they were the first team to get knocked out of the Divisional Series. All three other matchups are still going.

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Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 5h

when you have naturally curly hair and the humidity in new york drops below 45% and for a brief shining day or two you realize that you don't have to always look like you just tried to scale one of the electric fences in jurassic park

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Cursed JoJo @jjbacursed.bsky.social · 1d

Johnnybob Joepants #jjba #steelballrun

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 19h

Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1d

when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep

kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)

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Ya boy Bran @brandrawsthings.bsky.social · 13h

kratt you FREAK. leave silksong alone

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stupidgamer201 //COMMS OPEN @stupidgamer201.neocities.org · 22h

God of War 1 & 2 (PS2) - 5/5

I beat GOW1 a while ago, and am really close to beating GOW2 so imma just write this in advance.

It's fucked up how good these games are, I am so glad I wasn't just remembering them with rose-tinted glasses.

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evan @evanonline.bsky.social · 1d

kids choice awards 2016 promo image of mario, luigi and paper mario's DMs.

Luigi: What do you guys think about getting slimed?

Mario: Mama mia! I've always wanted to get slimed!

Paper Mario: ✔️

Mario: Sometimes I wish there was slime in the question mark blocks.

Luigi: Really?

Paper Mario: 😃

Mario: How AWESOME would that be!

screencap of Sonic's instagram DMs with Luigi.

Luigi: Hey Sonic been a while. Need to warn you about my bro. He heard youre doing Olympics without us and hes even madder at you.

Sonic: man hes always like this. hes so cool but WE always need to go to HIS place. same reason i didnt invite him to go karting!!! he would have said no anyway

Luigi: I agree man, Im sorry. Hes really mad at Mega Man Pac-Man and Joker too not just you. The thing he's really mad about is that you guys got Slime in your item boxes though.

Sonic: what????

Luigi: Yeah we went to the Kids Choice Awards once a few years ago and he wouldnt stop talking about the Slime. Next time you see him dont mention Slime at all. Im serious

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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 23h

Poetic Persuasion

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Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · 1d

this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly

youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...

can i get a curry goat with rice and peas

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carpe testiculum @lepidelectric.bsky.social · 23h

yer arright

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mattachine meowppy machine @spookybiscuits.com · 23h

got a little too crazy last night and connected my conscious mind to the wisdom of the far philosophers. i think i impressed futon with some of my deep knowledge last night. and also i woke up with a treatise "on the femboy" in my notes app

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 1d

My dad showed me some AI-colorized footage of Germany from the 20s. It turned all the cars purple and green and other bright colors... the specific shades you see hot rods painted in.

DAERHYK @daerhyk.blacksky.app · 1d

Watching the dominos arrange for subtle, seemingly innocuous shifts in history and perception. Eyes looking in different directions, a slightly different carpet color, etc. What troubles me is when it becomes indiscernible and later used for reference in other media. AI Mandela Effect inbound.

VGDensetsu @vgdensetsu.bsky.social · 2d

I thought something seemed off about the the image posted below: it's a photo that's been edited and colorized by AI. Please don't do that.

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COUNTING WORMS MOSH CALL @hyenablood.yeen.world · 1d

I legit think all the time about how a polypropylene cone shaking really fast somehow can reproduce the sound of like a bunch of people talking and an orchestra playing all at the same time from 1 source like that's so fucking cool dude what the fuck that sounds impossible and made up but it's real.

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Instead of being forced to talk about Big Tech's fake inventions we should celebrate the truly life changing feats of genius that we don't think about. The incredible "head phones." The humble toilet

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 1d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 26,1946

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1-NANCY AND SLUGGO PANEL SEE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK
NANCY: OH, BOY !...A PAIR OF SUN GLASSES
SLUGGO :I SAW 'EM FOIST

P2-NANCY: LET GO
THEY'RE MINE
SLUGGO: SOME NOIVE-GIMME ‘EM

P3-NANCY: LISTEN --- WHAT'S THE USE OF US FIGHTING LIKE THIS?

P4-NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWN THE SIDEWALK SIDE BY SIDE
WITH THEIR HEADS TOGETHER SO THAT BOTH CAN WEAR THE SUNGLASSES TOGETHER

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