i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so

there are so many things for me to do but i am still only thinking about Legally Blonde the musical

I put on Pope make-up
And turn on the Pope deck
And put the Pope back on my head
Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout Pope
Until I head home
And I put myself to bed

i feel like coming back hi guys
interact if you liek any of these things...gotta build a good peple base..............
the beatles.....
the book of mormon........
hedwig and the angry inch......
weird al.......
a lot of things......like music of many genres like classic rock...... and punk rock.....

Oh, Conscience!

Make sure to watch the new video from @itsmattrose.bsky.social so you can see him be grateful for this lump of broccoli

had a dream last night where i encountered an impossible translation on duolingo and when i posted the screenshot people started going crazy so obviously i had to recreate it as best as i can remember

Hard Decision

Drake/Kendrick beef weird al polka medley

There’s been like 50 Presidents but only one Weird Al Yankovic, basic math at work here

“Hey Peoni we’ve noticed you’re going through that loop where you’re stressed and exhausted and all you want to do is isolate and watch the same things on repeat, what should we do about that?”

“Watch Legally Blonde the Musical again?”

“Yeah, that’s exactly the pro—“

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOU GUYS~

Clutching The Waitress and Legally Blonde musical in my arms.

#promosky to see if it kickstarts my algorithm into a sane direction
cocktails (been on a tiki kick for about a year)
coffee
musicals (company, falsettos, natasha pierre, ghost quartet all time favs)
midwest emo
french house
queer culture
yaoi+yuri
honkai star rail
fighting games (melee, rivals, sf)

This is probably referencing a particular celebrity like Woody Allen or some shit but when I think of horny neurotic Jews I can't not think of the musical Falsettos

Let us not forget my Falsettos hyperfixation era

These being at #16 and 17 of my Spotify top 100 made me giggle