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30-something teenage dirtbag
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he’s so dignified.
working in a salon during the holidays feels like penance
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
2 days before major holiday, ah yes, perfect time to wait to try to make same-day appointments, why would i call even a single day earlier? my schedule is far too packed for that and obviously no one else is going to ALSO be busy!
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit
December 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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The CBS 60 Minutes Doc confirms what we knew: The U.S. is currently using our tax dollars to imprison brown people with no criminal record in torture camps overseas.

It’s no wonder administration shill Bari Weiss pulled this off the air: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjY7...
CANCELLED 60 MINUTES CECOT DOC
YouTube video by eoin higgins
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Guys if you're going to upload the bootleg CBS segment to youtube you have to overlay squiggly lines over the video and slightly distort the sound to get around the automatic content detector.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Merry Christmas from Saddam Hussein (the cat)
December 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I don't know what to say about this garbage vote to criminalize gender affirming care btw. Been trying to find the words. I hear so many friends in sadness and fear today but of what use is "I hear you"? Not much I fear. To live through this moment sucks ass (negative). We must find a way through
December 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i beat myself up every time i take a day off sick but it only happens a few times a year so like what’s my damn problem honestly 😀
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
shoutout to my cat miso for putting up with me giving him extra smooches yesterday (cat tax included)
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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😵‍💫
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
gonna start claiming to be a r*publican so i stop getting followed by blue maga follow farmers
(/joking)
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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If AI was a great tool that worked consistently nobody would have to convince me to use it. Nobody had to convince me to use a smartphone.

I don’t use AI for the same reason I didn’t buy an Alexa or crypto:

Because I’m not convinced that the product is more useful than the tools I already have.
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
soulcat, i miss you every day 🤎
he’s so dignified.
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I remember making friends with a girl after 4H summer camp and we exchanged emails (lol millennial things) but her mom wouldn’t let her email me because it didn’t have my full name (just last initial) and MY mom didn’t want me putting my full name on the internet. 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
so many follow farmers 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
bored, doing personality tests to judge myself, and i got ISFP instead of INFP for the first time in my life. i think i probably misread a question or something. lmfao
December 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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To exercise any control over your life, first you need to believe that it is possible.

It is precisely that belief that the ruling class have beaten out of most of us.

Rebellion is in itself immediately personally empowering, because you have to believe in your own power to do it.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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New look at Robert Pattinson as Antinous in ‘The Odyssey' ⚔️

(via EW)
December 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM