LiteDoctor
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I build shows. Let's talk about games, pets, live entertainment, Star Wars, Sci-Fi, TTRPG, DCC, XCC #ForTheHorde
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December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I work in an Open Office, and co-workers have decided to crack up the Holiday tunes today.
I don't want to be a Grinch, but it's a *bit* much for my tastes.
Maybe I'll do more work out in the field this week.....
I don't want to be a Grinch, but it's a *bit* much for my tastes.
Maybe I'll do more work out in the field this week.....
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I work in an Open Office, and co-workers have decided to crack up the Holiday tunes today.
I don't want to be a Grinch, but it's a *bit* much for my tastes.
Maybe I'll do more work out in the field this week.....
I don't want to be a Grinch, but it's a *bit* much for my tastes.
Maybe I'll do more work out in the field this week.....
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It’s “dead to rights,” not “delta rice.”
Good lord.
Good lord.
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It’s “dead to rights,” not “delta rice.”
Good lord.
Good lord.
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You will be assimagerded. Resistoonce is floompty. Ve ish da Bork Bork.
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You will be assimagerded. Resistoonce is floompty. Ve ish da Bork Bork.
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The most important thing I learned in college was when I went grocery shopping for myself and bought the fancy all-natural bread with "no preservatives," as to avoid the chemicals that had poisoned the last generation, then was shocked that 48 hours later it was covered in mold
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The most important thing I learned in college was when I went grocery shopping for myself and bought the fancy all-natural bread with "no preservatives," as to avoid the chemicals that had poisoned the last generation, then was shocked that 48 hours later it was covered in mold
If I ever took office, I'd swear my oath on The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I don't mean Douglas Adams' novel. I mean a tablet with a leather cover that says Don't Panic on the cover.
I don't mean Douglas Adams' novel. I mean a tablet with a leather cover that says Don't Panic on the cover.
For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
Swear your oath ON the dome.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If I ever took office, I'd swear my oath on The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
I don't mean Douglas Adams' novel. I mean a tablet with a leather cover that says Don't Panic on the cover.
I don't mean Douglas Adams' novel. I mean a tablet with a leather cover that says Don't Panic on the cover.
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Congestion pricing works on every metric. That must be why the GOP hates it so much.
NYC’s congestion pricing cleaned the air. This is also what happened when EZ-Pass was put in place in NJ.
Congestion pricing improved air quality in NYC and suburbs | Cornell Chronicle
Cornell researchers tallied the environmental benefits of New York City’s congestion pricing program and found air pollution dropped by 22% in Manhattan, with additional declines across the city’s fiv...
news.cornell.edu
December 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Congestion pricing works on every metric. That must be why the GOP hates it so much.
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I would pay $100 right now to put Trump in a grocery store with one simple goal: buy a box cake mix and the ingredients required then use self-checkout
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I would pay $100 right now to put Trump in a grocery store with one simple goal: buy a box cake mix and the ingredients required then use self-checkout
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Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Why Are There Suddenly So Many Car Washes?
Fueled by private equity and a subscription-based business model, the auto wash industry is flooding the US with new outlets. Some towns and cities have had enough.
www.bloomberg.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Why are there FIVE car washes around me? Maybe because private equity loves them.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
The media has all the power here. Starve him of the attention he craves and see how quickly he apologizes. #TACO
It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The media has all the power here. Starve him of the attention he craves and see how quickly he apologizes. #TACO
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing "Galaway Bay",
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day!
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day!
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The boys of the NYPD choir were singing "Galaway Bay",
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day!
And the bells were ringing out for Christmas Day!
Now let's see them run a game using DCC!
Acquisitions Incorporated just switched to Critical Role's new game system in a huge move in the actual play space
The longest-running D&D actual play shifted to Daggerheart — and convinced me to try it
Acquisitions Incorporated just switched to Critical Role's new game system in a huge move in the actual play space
www.polygon.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Now let's see them run a game using DCC!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed the show Elementary.
Jonny Lee Miller has a great manic energy about him. Good back and forth between him and Lucy Liu.
This will be a fun re-watch. (And I never saw the last couple of seasons for some reason.)
Jonny Lee Miller has a great manic energy about him. Good back and forth between him and Lucy Liu.
This will be a fun re-watch. (And I never saw the last couple of seasons for some reason.)
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed the show Elementary.
Jonny Lee Miller has a great manic energy about him. Good back and forth between him and Lucy Liu.
This will be a fun re-watch. (And I never saw the last couple of seasons for some reason.)
Jonny Lee Miller has a great manic energy about him. Good back and forth between him and Lucy Liu.
This will be a fun re-watch. (And I never saw the last couple of seasons for some reason.)
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I feel like they missed the point of that story.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I feel like they missed the point of that story.
This is it. This is the post that finally convinced me to buy a subscription to The Onion.
Print edition of the @theonion.com is worth it for the ads alone.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
And last December, they included extra sheets with gift wrap. And there was also the full-sheet "sickos" panel insert.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This is it. This is the post that finally convinced me to buy a subscription to The Onion.
Can I get a "Hell Yeah!" for the return of Toon?
The Prime Rule: Never let a rule, die roll, or common sense prevent something funny from happening.
The Prime Rule: Never let a rule, die roll, or common sense prevent something funny from happening.
A new edition of Toon: The Cartoon Roleplaying Game is coming to BackerKit! In this hilarious RPG, you'll become any human, creature, or inanimate object you can think of . . . or make up. Characters will fall down – but they'll never die. Sign up for project notifications today!
bit.ly/toon2ebk
bit.ly/toon2ebk
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Can I get a "Hell Yeah!" for the return of Toon?
The Prime Rule: Never let a rule, die roll, or common sense prevent something funny from happening.
The Prime Rule: Never let a rule, die roll, or common sense prevent something funny from happening.
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here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK
December 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
here in america our witches are GREEN and they LOVE COCK
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