Timmy Chalmette
@little-eff.bsky.social
Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Always masked and armored and armed and always always terrified.
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Always masked and armored and armed and always always terrified.
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
“What do you want them to do? They are powerless smol beans who need your donations!”
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“What do you want them to do? They are powerless smol beans who need your donations!”
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
Not that I expect deep nuance in a situation like this, but the perfect symmetry between the pros and cons here is pretty funny.
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Not that I expect deep nuance in a situation like this, but the perfect symmetry between the pros and cons here is pretty funny.
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
After only seeing the first three guys years ago, this nearly two-minute version of this feels like finding the Dead Sea Scrolls.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
After only seeing the first three guys years ago, this nearly two-minute version of this feels like finding the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Listen up @mikemay.bsky.social you may have got me with your little ruse but next time please don’t because I don’t know how much more I can be gotten.
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Listen up @mikemay.bsky.social you may have got me with your little ruse but next time please don’t because I don’t know how much more I can be gotten.
Happy New Year to everyone and I hope you get to smooch it up with your auld lang fine
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Happy New Year to everyone and I hope you get to smooch it up with your auld lang fine
It’s been some kind of year for sure. I had a few experiences I’d rather not talk about, but this is one I’m pretty proud of. I’ve never been a very motivated exerciser, and I won’t say that all of these challenges were Olympic. But this is my first perfect year in spite of some stuff. Small steps.
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It’s been some kind of year for sure. I had a few experiences I’d rather not talk about, but this is one I’m pretty proud of. I’ve never been a very motivated exerciser, and I won’t say that all of these challenges were Olympic. But this is my first perfect year in spite of some stuff. Small steps.
Today I Learned that Matthew Lillard's role in Twin Peaks: The Return is a continuation of his role in SLC Punk, thus making it a sequel to two otherwise unrelated properties.
I will watch the SLC Punk Duology as many times as needed to get the world in order
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Today I Learned that Matthew Lillard's role in Twin Peaks: The Return is a continuation of his role in SLC Punk, thus making it a sequel to two otherwise unrelated properties.
Didn't watch Loki so this was entirely novel to me and it is a gorgeous bit of modeling.
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
TVA Multifunctional Computer, CAPTAIN JK
I watched 《loki》 some time ago, and I really liked the digital styling setting that combines retro and future in the show, so I rendered a detailed enhanced version of a multifunctional computer.
www.artstation.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Didn't watch Loki so this was entirely novel to me and it is a gorgeous bit of modeling.
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
One co-worker absolutely will not pick up on cues that indicate the joke is not going to happen. Another is steadfast in his refusal to let an unimportant fact bend in order to let the conversation flow. Their conversations can reduce to an extraordinary, maddening tennis match.
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One co-worker absolutely will not pick up on cues that indicate the joke is not going to happen. Another is steadfast in his refusal to let an unimportant fact bend in order to let the conversation flow. Their conversations can reduce to an extraordinary, maddening tennis match.
It seems really, genuinely fucked up that there was a DJ Baby Doc. That is all.
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It seems really, genuinely fucked up that there was a DJ Baby Doc. That is all.
The implementation area is where things are implemented.
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The implementation area is where things are implemented.
"Ezra Douthglesias"
The patron saint of mealy-mouthed centrists
The patron saint of mealy-mouthed centrists
“MTG the anti-Trump. Vance the bridge between factions.” You can see the 2028 headlines now, as if the corruption, crimes, racism, xenophobia, antisemitism, & fascism never happened & they weren’t at the center. Alongside a constant drip of Ezra Douthglesias opining about how Dems must moderate.
December 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Ezra Douthglesias"
The patron saint of mealy-mouthed centrists
The patron saint of mealy-mouthed centrists
Fellas, is it gay to have a wedding band that isn’t made out of whiskey barrel and antler?
December 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Fellas, is it gay to have a wedding band that isn’t made out of whiskey barrel and antler?
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
Don't come at me for the spelling, Microsoft. That's from text you provided. Update your spellcheck dictionary or your style guide, but leave me the hell alone about it.
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Don't come at me for the spelling, Microsoft. That's from text you provided. Update your spellcheck dictionary or your style guide, but leave me the hell alone about it.
Dear diary:
This was a pretty good Christmas. I got to make a stabilizing shelf for my new phone charger, had some pancakes, watched the season finale of Pluribus, and saw a POV image of a guy peeing into the void. I hope it doesn’t pee back at him.
This was a pretty good Christmas. I got to make a stabilizing shelf for my new phone charger, had some pancakes, watched the season finale of Pluribus, and saw a POV image of a guy peeing into the void. I hope it doesn’t pee back at him.
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Dear diary:
This was a pretty good Christmas. I got to make a stabilizing shelf for my new phone charger, had some pancakes, watched the season finale of Pluribus, and saw a POV image of a guy peeing into the void. I hope it doesn’t pee back at him.
This was a pretty good Christmas. I got to make a stabilizing shelf for my new phone charger, had some pancakes, watched the season finale of Pluribus, and saw a POV image of a guy peeing into the void. I hope it doesn’t pee back at him.
Oscar Levant ready to play coked up Marco Rubio here
"O. Henry's Full House"
Of the five short stories featured, three of them were directed by guys named Henry.
Of the five short stories featured, three of them were directed by guys named Henry.
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Oscar Levant ready to play coked up Marco Rubio here
This here is a perfect example of what generative AI deprives us all of- the human connections involved in creating and appreciating art.
Thread.
Something nice happened to me yesterday: the conclusion - or maybe not - of a story of interconnectedness, that made the world feel momentarily very small and intertwined.
The story begins on April 21 2024 on a walk I'd taken along the Jurassic Coast for research for a book I was writing.
Something nice happened to me yesterday: the conclusion - or maybe not - of a story of interconnectedness, that made the world feel momentarily very small and intertwined.
The story begins on April 21 2024 on a walk I'd taken along the Jurassic Coast for research for a book I was writing.
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This here is a perfect example of what generative AI deprives us all of- the human connections involved in creating and appreciating art.
COL’ CUT, CALL ON 901 📢
December 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
COL’ CUT, CALL ON 901 📢
Reposted by Timmy Chalmette
Major Tom's Diner
(Apologies to Suzanne Vega and David Bowie)
I am sitting in the morning in a rocket on the platform
I am waiting in the capsule for the man to start the countdown
And I take my protein pill and I am putting on my helmet
And I feel ignition starting so may God's love be with me.
(Apologies to Suzanne Vega and David Bowie)
I am sitting in the morning in a rocket on the platform
I am waiting in the capsule for the man to start the countdown
And I take my protein pill and I am putting on my helmet
And I feel ignition starting so may God's love be with me.
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Major Tom's Diner
(Apologies to Suzanne Vega and David Bowie)
I am sitting in the morning in a rocket on the platform
I am waiting in the capsule for the man to start the countdown
And I take my protein pill and I am putting on my helmet
And I feel ignition starting so may God's love be with me.
(Apologies to Suzanne Vega and David Bowie)
I am sitting in the morning in a rocket on the platform
I am waiting in the capsule for the man to start the countdown
And I take my protein pill and I am putting on my helmet
And I feel ignition starting so may God's love be with me.
Reposted by Timmy Chalmette
it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually
December 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it's so goofy to believe making software that mimics human thought is related in any meaningful way to making software that thinks. building the most amazing lifelike animatronic horse the world ever saw does not represent progress if your goal is to create a real horse. huge waste of time actually
Everything I know about Jake Paul I have learned against my will. Does this mean that I might never have to hear about him again?
December 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Everything I know about Jake Paul I have learned against my will. Does this mean that I might never have to hear about him again?
Reposted by Timmy Chalmette
the first person to beat a dead horse must’ve been like wow this feels amazing
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
the first person to beat a dead horse must’ve been like wow this feels amazing