llamalluv
@llamalluv.bsky.social
Feral Housewife, raising 2 amazing kids. Plant Killer. Fiber/Fabric Crafter. Romance Reader. Prolific Blocker. ADHD/ASD/ND. PPD w/P.
Every day this week, I have put my daughter on the bus with a hat, and a new pair of gloves. None of them have returned. I am now out of hats and nearly out of gloves. (I buy gloves in bulk at the Dollar Tree on clearance in spring.)
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Every day this week, I have put my daughter on the bus with a hat, and a new pair of gloves. None of them have returned. I am now out of hats and nearly out of gloves. (I buy gloves in bulk at the Dollar Tree on clearance in spring.)
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
Science should investigate the black holes in kids' lockers.
"“Our goal is simple: make every interaction feel as natural, helpful, and inspiring as chatting with a friend,” Prat Vemana, EVP and chief information and product officer at Target, wrote in a press statement."
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"“Our goal is simple: make every interaction feel as natural, helpful, and inspiring as chatting with a friend,” Prat Vemana, EVP and chief information and product officer at Target, wrote in a press statement."
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
My real friends would bully me if I shopped at Target.
Also, holy crap, I need to cut back on my book box subs this year.
I'm one middle aged middle class Midwestern housewife.
This year to date, I have spent $2267.82 on reading materials, the vast majority of which were genre romance books in various forms (special edition, paperback, e-book, and audio.)
This year to date, I have spent $2267.82 on reading materials, the vast majority of which were genre romance books in various forms (special edition, paperback, e-book, and audio.)
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Also, holy crap, I need to cut back on my book box subs this year.
Hey, if you're planning on driving through the middle of the US today, please give yourself twice as long as usual and slow down. These are all from the past 15 miles in Nebraska
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Hey, if you're planning on driving through the middle of the US today, please give yourself twice as long as usual and slow down. These are all from the past 15 miles in Nebraska
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who accidentally agreed to spend the day cooking for and eating with your baby sister's super Trump-brained FIL.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone who accidentally agreed to spend the day cooking for and eating with your baby sister's super Trump-brained FIL.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Please pray for my husband. He is scared I won't be able to just put in my earbuds and ignore him.
Reported for personal attack.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Reported for personal attack.
"We bought maximum number of regular eggs."
a rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying heh .
ALT: a rabbit from the secret life of pets is making a funny face and saying heh .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"We bought maximum number of regular eggs."
This isn't new. This is a thing I have ordered in the past by getting a mocha frappuccino (with or without espresso) and added pumps of peppermint syrup.
The desperation is so palpable.
The desperation is so palpable.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This isn't new. This is a thing I have ordered in the past by getting a mocha frappuccino (with or without espresso) and added pumps of peppermint syrup.
The desperation is so palpable.
The desperation is so palpable.
I'm getting really sick and tired of the people who live in my house asking my advice or opinion and then arguing with me about it.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
November 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I'm getting really sick and tired of the people who live in my house asking my advice or opinion and then arguing with me about it.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
Do not ask me what to do if you stupidly popped a whole jalapeño in your mouth if you are just going to tell me that drinking some cream won't help.
Paging Badge 502.
Festive AF.
(Probably gonna get labeled for this one. 😁)
(Probably gonna get labeled for this one. 😁)
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Paging Badge 502.
They rewrote it again! This is too funny!
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They rewrote it again! This is too funny!
Why would we pay $20k for a chore bot when my 14 year old already does this shitty a job for us for $20 a week?
how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why would we pay $20k for a chore bot when my 14 year old already does this shitty a job for us for $20 a week?
Sincere thank you to this person, because TIL this, *yet another thing* that I was supposed to have somehow understood despite not even one English teacher explicitly saying it during our journalism units!
He seems to think that’s what op-ed means and is trying to show off that knowledge. Guess they didn’t have a page opposite to the editorial page on his high school paper.
October 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sincere thank you to this person, because TIL this, *yet another thing* that I was supposed to have somehow understood despite not even one English teacher explicitly saying it during our journalism units!
"can't make this up" says the troll that quite literally made this up.
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"can't make this up" says the troll that quite literally made this up.
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
www.medpagetoday.com/publichealth...
The Republican Party is just the guy in a hot dog suit meme, every single day.
EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office
An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Republican Party is just the guy in a hot dog suit meme, every single day.
This right here is why my husband is in charge of getting the doing things medication for our son. I can barely manage to get the doing things medication for myself. Trying to get the doing things medication for my son had me crying for a week every month.
Them: need help doing things?
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
Me: yes
Them: we have a doing things medication
Me: ooh
Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?
Me: oh no
Them: things.
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This right here is why my husband is in charge of getting the doing things medication for our son. I can barely manage to get the doing things medication for myself. Trying to get the doing things medication for my son had me crying for a week every month.
Me when I don't want to make multiple trips bringing in the groceries.
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Me when I don't want to make multiple trips bringing in the groceries.
"82 vaccines in a shot to a baby that hasn't even formed yet."
This is the stupidest fucking timeline.
This is the stupidest fucking timeline.
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"82 vaccines in a shot to a baby that hasn't even formed yet."
This is the stupidest fucking timeline.
This is the stupidest fucking timeline.
I guess that person would think I'm a self hating disabled person, because I describe my joints as weak. 😂
I legit just blocked someone today who seriously claimed that using the terms “weak” vs “strong” for objects or concepts was “ableist” (as in weak/strong coffee, weak/strong argument, etc)
October 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I guess that person would think I'm a self hating disabled person, because I describe my joints as weak. 😂
I'll just say that sometimes, occasionally, arson IS the solution to the problem.
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'll just say that sometimes, occasionally, arson IS the solution to the problem.
They want to take away our Glue Guys and Dino Dudes and Choo-choo Chaps.
September 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They want to take away our Glue Guys and Dino Dudes and Choo-choo Chaps.
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i hate this administration so much what do you mean im going to have to defend james comey now
September 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i hate this administration so much what do you mean im going to have to defend james comey now
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Need to get pregnant and down 40 Tylenol a day so my kid can organize all my baseball cards and pokemon go accounts.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Need to get pregnant and down 40 Tylenol a day so my kid can organize all my baseball cards and pokemon go accounts.
If y'all thought the TSA screening is security theater, you should see what passes for screening at my kids HS. Every kid pulls their Chromebook and water bottle out of their backpack, while they walk though the magnetometer, and those aren't even looked at. You can put so many knives in a Stanley.
September 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
If y'all thought the TSA screening is security theater, you should see what passes for screening at my kids HS. Every kid pulls their Chromebook and water bottle out of their backpack, while they walk though the magnetometer, and those aren't even looked at. You can put so many knives in a Stanley.
Oh, I bet. It's really easy to fall for the scam, too, when your recruiter is someone you trust, and they got recruited by someone they trust, and so on. They prey on people by using the affinity fraud model.
High school friend posted an (admittedly funny) status like “blue whales have the second largest asshole in the world, right behind people who insist I’m in a pyramid scheme” and friends,
it’s absolutely a pyramid scheme
it’s absolutely a pyramid scheme
September 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh, I bet. It's really easy to fall for the scam, too, when your recruiter is someone you trust, and they got recruited by someone they trust, and so on. They prey on people by using the affinity fraud model.