Lauren Coffey
@lmcoffey.bsky.social
Reformed sport lawyer, cookie maker, and Leeloo’s mom.
At least the Dorothy jokes about the chiefs will finally make sense
Someone should do a skit with an out-of-town guest about the Chiefs news today.
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Interviewer: "Did you hear the Chiefs are building a new stadium?"
Guest: "Where are they moving to?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
Guest: "Where did they play previously?"
Interviewer: "Kansas City"
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At least the Dorothy jokes about the chiefs will finally make sense
Not Patrick!
a man with a mustache is laughing while looking out of a car window .
ALT: a man with a mustache is laughing while looking out of a car window .
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December 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Not Patrick!
Less stupid, more stressful but Chiefs win!
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Less stupid, more stressful but Chiefs win!
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Football is stupid. This has nothing to do with how the Chiefs are playing, why do you ask?
…it may be less stupid if they win.
…it may be less stupid if they win.
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What this does so well is position the claims of trans inclusion as abuse alongside actual sexual abuse, and show how someone like Gaines only cares about the former in her desire to capture the spotlight and to make lots of money, while almost completely ignoring the latter, a documented reality.
PTFO collaborated with @msjpauly.bsky.social and @motherjones.com on an investigation into Riley Gaines.
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley’s messaging about trans athletes involves “predatory men” and “sexual assault.”
But there’s an important story multiple ex-teammates at Kentucky want you to know: youtu.be/iKUl8lkuGOc?...
Riley Gaines Investigated: The Lia Thomas Race, the Coach & Why She "Doesn't Even Like" Trump | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What this does so well is position the claims of trans inclusion as abuse alongside actual sexual abuse, and show how someone like Gaines only cares about the former in her desire to capture the spotlight and to make lots of money, while almost completely ignoring the latter, a documented reality.
It’s okay, she just goes to another school…in Canada.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It’s okay, she just goes to another school…in Canada.
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A live look at my emotions in this game. I love my Chiefs but ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
elmo and fozzie are sitting on a brick wall .
ALT: elmo and fozzie are sitting on a brick wall .
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October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
A live look at my emotions in this game. I love my Chiefs but ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
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no one will ride harder for you in an enthusiastic and information-free way than football players, the Pounceys had on "Free Hernandez" hats in public before they knew one thing about the situation
Travis Kelce wants the NFL to "free" Rashee Rice after the league suspended Rice for causing a multi-car highway wreck at shocking speeds then fleeing the scene of the accident.
No one is treated more unfairly than Rashee Rice.
No one is treated more unfairly than Rashee Rice.
September 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
no one will ride harder for you in an enthusiastic and information-free way than football players, the Pounceys had on "Free Hernandez" hats in public before they knew one thing about the situation
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
Target gave $1M to Trump inauguration fund, a first for the company
President Donald Trump raised a record amount of cash for his inauguration, including donations from several companies with operations in Minnesota.
www.startribune.com
April 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
there is a decent chance i never spend a single dime at target again in my life www.startribune.com/target-gave-...
I wonder why this wasn’t done before… *checks notes* …oh it was? *looks at notes again* … and it was a disaster and blatant discrimination? Yeah that checks.
World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions
World Athletics to introduce mandatory sex testing for female competitions
World Athletics will introduce mandatory testing for anyone entering female competitions to verify their biological sex, insisting they are necessary to protect women's sport.
news.sky.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I wonder why this wasn’t done before… *checks notes* …oh it was? *looks at notes again* … and it was a disaster and blatant discrimination? Yeah that checks.
At least it’s not a shut out. So just a regular beat down I guess.
February 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
At least it’s not a shut out. So just a regular beat down I guess.
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Finally ready to announce my winter break project that some of you already know about: I've created a website to keep track of all of the court cases shaping college sports.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
The College Sports Litigation Tracker
Here, we break down complex legal proceedings and key litigation into easily understandable summaries, so you can stay informed on the latest developments affecting athletes, institutions, and the…
www.collegesportslitigationtracker.com
February 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Finally ready to announce my winter break project that some of you already know about: I've created a website to keep track of all of the court cases shaping college sports.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
Introducing the College Sports Litigation Tracker.
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This thread was amazing!
Now I want y'all to peep the picture.
Imagine your father being a bit of a rolling stone and your mother essentially being the rock that raised you because pappy was too busy chasing checks and tail.
Imagine your father being a bit of a rolling stone and your mother essentially being the rock that raised you because pappy was too busy chasing checks and tail.
February 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This thread was amazing!
OMG ITS SO MUCH. IM SO EXCITED
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
OMG ITS SO MUCH. IM SO EXCITED
Let’s go Chiefs! Game time!
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with a hat on his head
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with a hat on his head
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January 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Let’s go Chiefs! Game time!
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I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I liked TikTok because I got to be who I really am in my heart: a creepy little lurker who watches everything and says little.
SEVEN straight AFC championships. I love my Chiefs
a poster that says this is chiefs kingdom on a red background
ALT: a poster that says this is chiefs kingdom on a red background
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January 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
SEVEN straight AFC championships. I love my Chiefs
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Death, taxes, Mahomes to Kelce
January 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Death, taxes, Mahomes to Kelce
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If you’re the kind of person who easily forgets what you’ve accomplished, you need a practice for reminding yourself. Count the years, the finished projects, the progress, the praise, count it all up and use it as evidence against the ever present criticism in your head that you’re not doing enough.
December 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
If you’re the kind of person who easily forgets what you’ve accomplished, you need a practice for reminding yourself. Count the years, the finished projects, the progress, the praise, count it all up and use it as evidence against the ever present criticism in your head that you’re not doing enough.
Watching this Simpsons cast is equal parts interesting and horrifying.
December 10, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Watching this Simpsons cast is equal parts interesting and horrifying.
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worst part of being a chiefs fan is watching the games, best part is seeing everyone else want to die when we find another stupid way to win
So sick of the fucking Chiefs
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
worst part of being a chiefs fan is watching the games, best part is seeing everyone else want to die when we find another stupid way to win
Every week this team tap dances on my nerves and I will gladly let them do it again next week. Note to self: buy more wine.
Kansas City on an unprecedented streak of voodoo, win on a doinked FG that banked in
December 9, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Every week this team tap dances on my nerves and I will gladly let them do it again next week. Note to self: buy more wine.