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rightful heir to Noseley Hall in Leicestershire. CEO of Local Boy Enterprises. Spiritual father to uncounted billions. Bastard son of Robert Mueller
Didn’t get what I wanted for Christmas 🥺 a woman president
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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if i had 300 million dollars i'd spend all of it making a gritty, ultra realistic movie about the WW1 christmas truce that's a 3 hours long treatise on the pointlessness of war. all so i can have the lead offhandedly call another soldier a grinch 50 years before the book was written
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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We’re just normal men
December 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Erika Kirk turned her husband’s murder into the business opportunity of a lifetime. She has a lot to teach us about deals.
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I don’t know what I’m doing on here. Fuck!
December 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh hell no!!!! Snooki, Justin Bieber, Honey Boo Boo, Barney, and One Direction all just showed up to my house!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
BOSTON—Prematurely assuming he had reached the end of the 1977 rock masterpiece, local man Peter Verran, who thought Fleetwood Mac’s “The Chain” was over, was reportedly in for the thrill of his fucki...
theonion.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pod About List going viral on fucken Bluesky???
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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We’re just normal men
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This is me
October 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
The way Starbucks describes the cup sizes still make me mad and it makes me feel like a 90s hack comedian
October 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
God I want to like this website so much but so many people on here are stupider than almost anybody I’ve ever seen
No Kings is like an order of magnitude bigger than the civil rights movement, if you want to place it on a scale of historically notable activism. What’s your plan though? I’m all ears!
it is no wonder that 50501, a movement of radlibs who are very upset but don’t want to get in trouble, would be boosting superficial activism.

superficial activism has its place, but if that place is front and center, it kills whatever movement it is skimming off the top of.
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
wished I could leave Twitter so I checked in here on BlueSky and sad to learn that it’s still pretty much school.
October 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Charlie Kirk’s neck exploded. Do y’all like that shit on here or does it make you sad? I forgot what neolibs are all about
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Are you the only place I can go, Bluesky?
July 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
NEOLIBS OF BLUESKY, ATTENTION PLEASE: Bow to Democratic Socialism now or you will be dealt with.
June 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a false flag and anyone who disagrees with that statement is a pervert
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He did the genocide tho
Class and dignity in everything.
May 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Does anyone know what happens next
April 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Elon Musk I know your secret meet me in the Dowell Parking Garage on 4th and Harvey in downtown Oklahoma City at midnight so we can discuss terms
March 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM