Logan Woods
@logantwoods.bsky.social
Professional data/ social science nerd. Amateur nerd otherwise. Baseball fan. Runner. Believer of Rasheed’s First Law of Spherical Probity.
shoutout to Immaculate Grid for having a joke intended for like 5000 baseball sickos today
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
shoutout to Immaculate Grid for having a joke intended for like 5000 baseball sickos today
Considering watching one of the great Christmas movies ever made today. A story about 3 wise people who make a long journey to witness a miracle born unto the Earth.
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Considering watching one of the great Christmas movies ever made today. A story about 3 wise people who make a long journey to witness a miracle born unto the Earth.
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die according to Ebenezer, for Scrooge’s AI software assumed Tiny Tim’s identity and voice. Bob Cratchit was forced by his oligarch employer to interact with the AI pretending to be his son daily, in the name of efficiency.
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did not die according to Ebenezer, for Scrooge’s AI software assumed Tiny Tim’s identity and voice. Bob Cratchit was forced by his oligarch employer to interact with the AI pretending to be his son daily, in the name of efficiency.
We’re a simple business with simple goals:
1. To provide a quality product for the consumers at a low price
2. To buy and move the Sun
1. To provide a quality product for the consumers at a low price
2. To buy and move the Sun
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We’re a simple business with simple goals:
1. To provide a quality product for the consumers at a low price
2. To buy and move the Sun
1. To provide a quality product for the consumers at a low price
2. To buy and move the Sun
Wake Up Dead Man is a masterpiece, but mostly it just makes me even angrier that we only got one Rian Johnson Star Wars movie.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is a masterpiece, but mostly it just makes me even angrier that we only got one Rian Johnson Star Wars movie.
Good work, calorie counting app. Data visualization is also my passion
December 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Good work, calorie counting app. Data visualization is also my passion
You see, Anakin, viruses and humans are life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without them, life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You see, Anakin, viruses and humans are life-forms living together for mutual advantage. Without them, life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you
why did they call is Pluribus and not AlBorgquerque?
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
why did they call is Pluribus and not AlBorgquerque?
Idk about everyone else, but I’m excited for this news because it means America will finally get what it’s been demanding:
Mark Wahlberg as an extremely Boston-coded Batman. Honestly, just have him play his character from The Departed, wearing the mask and cape.
Mark Wahlberg as an extremely Boston-coded Batman. Honestly, just have him play his character from The Departed, wearing the mask and cape.
Breaking News: Netflix struck an $83 billion deal for Warner Bros. Discovery’s studio and streaming business, a merger that could transform the media landscape.
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros in $83 Billion Deal
The deal to acquire the Hollywood giant’s television and film studios as well as HBO Max will bulk up the world’s biggest paid streaming service.
nyti.ms
December 5, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Idk about everyone else, but I’m excited for this news because it means America will finally get what it’s been demanding:
Mark Wahlberg as an extremely Boston-coded Batman. Honestly, just have him play his character from The Departed, wearing the mask and cape.
Mark Wahlberg as an extremely Boston-coded Batman. Honestly, just have him play his character from The Departed, wearing the mask and cape.
I have to admit, when I moved back to Springfield it being the home of the WPBL for a year wasn’t on my bingo card, but man am I excited about this.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have to admit, when I moved back to Springfield it being the home of the WPBL for a year wasn’t on my bingo card, but man am I excited about this.
Man it’s going to be such a bummer if Project Hail Mary turns out to be bad.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Man it’s going to be such a bummer if Project Hail Mary turns out to be bad.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
Honestly I am suspicious about the part where The Rock re-enacts George Washington winning the Revolution by giving King George III a People’s Elbow in front of Parliament, but who am I to question Ken Burns?
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
Ken Burns' 'American Revolution' will make you think differently about U.S. history
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Honestly I am suspicious about the part where The Rock re-enacts George Washington winning the Revolution by giving King George III a People’s Elbow in front of Parliament, but who am I to question Ken Burns?
Go through life with the confidence of Microsoft Teams: the app crashing in the middle of a call, then after it restarts having the audacity to ask you to rate the call quality.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Go through life with the confidence of Microsoft Teams: the app crashing in the middle of a call, then after it restarts having the audacity to ask you to rate the call quality.
This is basically if “here comes the pizza” became a federal case
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is basically if “here comes the pizza” became a federal case
Reposted by Logan Woods
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
It would actually be kind of funny if Naylor got plunked (in the leg or something not dangerous) next time he batted for having the audacity to try that lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It would actually be kind of funny if Naylor got plunked (in the leg or something not dangerous) next time he batted for having the audacity to try that lol
as a nation/species we need to be talking about Shohei Ohtani more.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
as a nation/species we need to be talking about Shohei Ohtani more.
Hello, naivest person alive just checking in to say I wonder if the Supreme Court is going to issue another one of those “Trump gets to do whatever he wants” shadow docket “rulings” or not. Could go either way, excited to find out.
The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois. n.pr/4hl5Msm
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow National Guard deployment in Illinois
The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois.
n.pr
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hello, naivest person alive just checking in to say I wonder if the Supreme Court is going to issue another one of those “Trump gets to do whatever he wants” shadow docket “rulings” or not. Could go either way, excited to find out.
Fate has chosen The Great Khan and blessed him with luck. He will spread that fortune throughout the land through his benevolence.
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker reported $1.4 million in gambling winnings from a Las Vegas trip last year, according to tax summaries.
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate.
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker reports $1.4 million in Las Vegas gambling winnings
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is often touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate, a prospect he has not ruled out.
wapo.st
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fate has chosen The Great Khan and blessed him with luck. He will spread that fortune throughout the land through his benevolence.
Nick Castellanos unnecessarily going for two there, just because, is some immaculately Phillies shit. Just perfect.
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nick Castellanos unnecessarily going for two there, just because, is some immaculately Phillies shit. Just perfect.
Reposted by Logan Woods
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October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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shoutout to the boat going down the river during the Quad Cities Half/Marathon playing Conga, because like 11 miles in I started laughing thinking about Hank Azaria in The Birdcage
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
shoutout to the boat going down the river during the Quad Cities Half/Marathon playing Conga, because like 11 miles in I started laughing thinking about Hank Azaria in The Birdcage
Some days I make good decisions. Other days I run 9 miles, eat garbage, and then get both my covid and flu shots the day before a workday.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Some days I make good decisions. Other days I run 9 miles, eat garbage, and then get both my covid and flu shots the day before a workday.
Reposted by Logan Woods
