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Zachary Makroy
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He's so good
Pizza Chef is the best new character of 2025 and it’s not even close.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I finally finished my EU4 World Conqueror run, as France, including One Faith.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts

If you have the law on your side, pound the law

If you are one year old and don't yet know how to express your desires in words, pound the table.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Not a big fan of the new dieting trick I have discovered this week (catching a stomach bug from your 1 year old that makes the thought of any food absolutely repulsive)
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My Thursday night:
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of these songs is not like the others
November 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Do you mean to wish me a happy Halloween, or to say that it is a happy Halloween whether I want it or not, or that it is a Halloween to be happy on, or that you are happy on this Halloween?
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Clarke's third law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

Corollary: To a 1 year old, all technology is magic
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Revengence is one of the greatest games ever made though
Someone is trying to debate me for saying Revengeance as one of the best games ever made and I'm sorry but Rules of Nature rips and it accidentally nailed the incoherence of modern day American fascism more correctly than any other piece of media so I think my case is strong.
October 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'd like the airhead croissant please
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough.

you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy
October 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Really enjoying this boon on Roman grain markets (Paul Erdkamp) and oddly enough it's sometimes a hoot. Check out this bottom footnote:
October 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I guess Toy Dino has been hitting the spice lately
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Character Idea: a bard whose performance skill is "explaining the plot of the Metal Gear Solid games"
September 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
September 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I don't know that Kick Me Sign runs are going to pay the bills, guys
August 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Scrambling up dada
August 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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There are no unlockable doors
There are no unwinnable wars
There are no unrightable wrongs
Or unsingable songs

RIP to the PRINCE OF FUCKING DARKNESS

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nI...
OZZY OSBOURNE - "I Just Want You" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Ozzy Osbourne
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Awfully reminiscent of prompting an LLM

(From Rhialto the Marvellous, by Jack Vance, 1984)
July 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone
July 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
gm
July 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Martin, an Orc: Well boys, looks like meat's back on the menu
Niles, an Elf: Ooh, has the Altura resumed their delightful venison carpaccio?
Frasier, also an Elf: He's talking about eating Hobbits, Niles
N: Hobbits? Oh father, you know they play merry hell with your digestion
July 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM