Alex
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Arch needs to get his Warby Parker ass back in the optometrist’s chair because he can’t read coverage for shit
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Arch needs to get his Warby Parker ass back in the optometrist’s chair because he can’t read coverage for shit
Into the sun
Luka is absolutely toying with the Wolves this is a masterpiece. Meanwhile the Mavs lost to the Wizards so again Nico Harrison should be fired tonight
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Into the sun
The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Texas offense looks like 11 dudes who just met at the park
Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Texas might have the worst offensive line I’ve ever seen.
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i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i was married but i’m not married anymore women don’t like the vehicle
This entire article is 100% bangers.
October 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This entire article is 100% bangers.
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Don’t threaten me with a good time
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
October 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time
All the money in the world and Texas decided they didn’t need to bring any offensive linemen in over the summer. Although in the coaching staff’s defense, this unit is offensive.
October 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
All the money in the world and Texas decided they didn’t need to bring any offensive linemen in over the summer. Although in the coaching staff’s defense, this unit is offensive.
Leave Kyle Flood in Gainesville
October 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Leave Kyle Flood in Gainesville
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As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.
It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.
It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.
September 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended.
It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.
It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.
In Austin: KEYE (Sinclair) and KXAN (Nexstar)
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
In Austin: KEYE (Sinclair) and KXAN (Nexstar)
Bingo
Eavesdropping on a woman rn who’s complaining that she wants to cancel Disney+ but her kids will go apeshit without Bluey and it’s taking every fiber of my being not to interrupt and ask if she’s heard the good news about our lord and savior Blu-Ray
September 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Bingo
Remembering “death panels” for no particular reason
Well, Kennedy is going to change the childhood vaccine schedule despite a promise not to—this month, ousted CDC head Susan Monarez says. Kennedy also wanted her to meet with his anti-vaccine lawyer friend, Aaron Siri, the guy who petitioned to revoke the polio vaccine. www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Ousted CDC director says Robert F. Kennedy Jr. plans to change immunization schedule
Susan Monarez told a Senate committee Wednesday that she was fired for refusing to go along with the health secretary’s unscientific agenda.
www.msnbc.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Remembering “death panels” for no particular reason
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it must be so easy and freeing to think of politics as an academic discourse that does not effect you or anyone you know ever
September 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it must be so easy and freeing to think of politics as an academic discourse that does not effect you or anyone you know ever
This also applies to one M. Cuban.
one of the biggest arguments against AI dependence is that the strongest proponents of its use have become visibly *dumber* in the last few years.
It really does feel like a lot of formerly reasonable people have been infected by some sort of terrifying brain parasite when it comes to unthinking and total acceptance of using AI tools
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This also applies to one M. Cuban.
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I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them
Republican candidate for Governor of California Kyle Langford stands in front of a Nazi concentration camp and proposes sending unemployed and homeless individuals to be incinerated there.
July 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I find it bizarre that we're forced to accept live-streamed genocide and are told that it's illegal to be opposed to it, but anyone who says the obvious about these guys is at best putting their account at risk and at worse potentially facing legal charges. and the obvious is: we need to kill them
Getting crossfaded (having a numbing cough drop after taking a Benadryl)
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Getting crossfaded (having a numbing cough drop after taking a Benadryl)
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at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
June 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
June 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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if there are going to be prisons in the United States, then playing absolutely any part in the deportation of a child in cancer treatment—right down to the motherfucker who drove them to the airfield instead of quitting his job—has to be what puts you into one
April 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
if there are going to be prisons in the United States, then playing absolutely any part in the deportation of a child in cancer treatment—right down to the motherfucker who drove them to the airfield instead of quitting his job—has to be what puts you into one