LostR2 روکسانا
@lostr2.bsky.social
I like Flyers hockey, cats, art, mecha, board games, cooking, writing, and punching Nazis and zionists (same thing) in their fucking faces.
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My brother: I'm flying to Amsterdam in a couple hours
Me: Amsterdam: All the windmills and none of the Don Don Donkis
Me: Amsterdam: All the windmills and none of the Don Don Donkis
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My brother: I'm flying to Amsterdam in a couple hours
Me: Amsterdam: All the windmills and none of the Don Don Donkis
Me: Amsterdam: All the windmills and none of the Don Don Donkis
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Spinal Tap has designed a new game?
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Spinal Tap has designed a new game?
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No, they can’t, yes, they are doing it anyway.
So immigration judges can be fired at will without cause? Isn't there some job security in the US to avoid this type of firing?
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
No, they can’t, yes, they are doing it anyway.
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Boy, I don't know. Obviously Bluesky should take action against threats of violence, but I don't see any world in which an obviously hyperbolic post by a world-famous comedian about dropping Megyn Kelly in a woodchipper for downplaying Epstein's predations on teenagers is a ban-worthy threat.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BLUESKY
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Boy, I don't know. Obviously Bluesky should take action against threats of violence, but I don't see any world in which an obviously hyperbolic post by a world-famous comedian about dropping Megyn Kelly in a woodchipper for downplaying Epstein's predations on teenagers is a ban-worthy threat.
I'm tired of men who 100% should know better, with decades of consistent, tangible examples of my character, always readily accepting narratives that paint me as a monster because whatever hole they're fucking told them I'm mean and awful.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm tired of men who 100% should know better, with decades of consistent, tangible examples of my character, always readily accepting narratives that paint me as a monster because whatever hole they're fucking told them I'm mean and awful.
Mom: remember when I took you to a fourth of July parade in a small town in New Jersey because I wanted you to experience a very American event, and you asked "why is everyone here white? Where is everyone else?"
Me: no?
Mom: you were very little. And I was very impressed.
Me: no?
Mom: you were very little. And I was very impressed.
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Mom: remember when I took you to a fourth of July parade in a small town in New Jersey because I wanted you to experience a very American event, and you asked "why is everyone here white? Where is everyone else?"
Me: no?
Mom: you were very little. And I was very impressed.
Me: no?
Mom: you were very little. And I was very impressed.
Me, everyday: as chairperson of the architectural committee I have no fucks to give about violations
Me, the moment a house is up for resale: checking listing pics for obvious violations, emailing the HOA asking to please cite now and not AFTER sale, as usual. They ALWAYS screw over the new owner
Me, the moment a house is up for resale: checking listing pics for obvious violations, emailing the HOA asking to please cite now and not AFTER sale, as usual. They ALWAYS screw over the new owner
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me, everyday: as chairperson of the architectural committee I have no fucks to give about violations
Me, the moment a house is up for resale: checking listing pics for obvious violations, emailing the HOA asking to please cite now and not AFTER sale, as usual. They ALWAYS screw over the new owner
Me, the moment a house is up for resale: checking listing pics for obvious violations, emailing the HOA asking to please cite now and not AFTER sale, as usual. They ALWAYS screw over the new owner
I've been browsing art supplies.
Fantasizing about going to continuing education seminars in person next fall and what I'll draw while I learn. Always used to draw in class, until that was taken from me.
It's safe to say I'm allowing myself hope for my hands after surgery number one.
Fantasizing about going to continuing education seminars in person next fall and what I'll draw while I learn. Always used to draw in class, until that was taken from me.
It's safe to say I'm allowing myself hope for my hands after surgery number one.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've been browsing art supplies.
Fantasizing about going to continuing education seminars in person next fall and what I'll draw while I learn. Always used to draw in class, until that was taken from me.
It's safe to say I'm allowing myself hope for my hands after surgery number one.
Fantasizing about going to continuing education seminars in person next fall and what I'll draw while I learn. Always used to draw in class, until that was taken from me.
It's safe to say I'm allowing myself hope for my hands after surgery number one.
There's a reason I protest voted my entire ballot in 2024, and Tim Kaine was one of those reasons.
Et tu, Tim Kaine? Virginia is shaking its head in disbelief.
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There's a reason I protest voted my entire ballot in 2024, and Tim Kaine was one of those reasons.
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
I thought my best friend from high school didn't tell me she's getting married again because we aren't so close anymore, and I didn't make the short list of people who matter to tell.
In her words... "I waited to tell you because your opinion matters most of all."
In her words... "I waited to tell you because your opinion matters most of all."
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I thought my best friend from high school didn't tell me she's getting married again because we aren't so close anymore, and I didn't make the short list of people who matter to tell.
In her words... "I waited to tell you because your opinion matters most of all."
In her words... "I waited to tell you because your opinion matters most of all."
I called the wrong client today, and his reply?
"Can you dial me wrong every day? If I'm answering misdials I want them to be this joyful. Call me accidentally any time!"
"Can you dial me wrong every day? If I'm answering misdials I want them to be this joyful. Call me accidentally any time!"
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I called the wrong client today, and his reply?
"Can you dial me wrong every day? If I'm answering misdials I want them to be this joyful. Call me accidentally any time!"
"Can you dial me wrong every day? If I'm answering misdials I want them to be this joyful. Call me accidentally any time!"
Less than two weeks after carpal tunnel release and I did a half hour piano lesson with both hands 😁
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Less than two weeks after carpal tunnel release and I did a half hour piano lesson with both hands 😁
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MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry
FYI: if you fill out a single bubble for governor on your ballot, but then put the tiniest asterisk and write "fuck this CIA shill, cop-apologist sack of shit who is somehow the better candidate" it'll "spoil" your ballot and you'll need to go through a whole process to get a new one 😇
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
FYI: if you fill out a single bubble for governor on your ballot, but then put the tiniest asterisk and write "fuck this CIA shill, cop-apologist sack of shit who is somehow the better candidate" it'll "spoil" your ballot and you'll need to go through a whole process to get a new one 😇
My godson is a genius. He knows how to engage someone with important questions.
November 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My godson is a genius. He knows how to engage someone with important questions.
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someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
Wait. Wait wait wait if this goddamn daylight savings is today, does that mean it's 4:32 for real (and 3:32 for fake) and I'm still reading??
I should go to bed.
Maybe.
I should go to bed.
Maybe.
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Wait. Wait wait wait if this goddamn daylight savings is today, does that mean it's 4:32 for real (and 3:32 for fake) and I'm still reading??
I should go to bed.
Maybe.
I should go to bed.
Maybe.
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Me whenever I see Colin the #BoardGameBear
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me whenever I see Colin the #BoardGameBear
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Netanyahu broke the ceasefire & killed 104 Palestinians, including 46 children. Israeli soldiers executed a 9 year old boy in the West Bank as he watched a football game—he's the 1001st person they've killed since 10/7.
And corporate media has largely ignored it.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/israel-exe...
And corporate media has largely ignored it.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/israel-exe...
Israel Executes 9-year-old Palestinian Child in West Bank, Netanyahu Resumes Bombing Gaza
The Israeli military has killed more than 100 Palestinians since the "ceasefire" and still faces no accountability while western media remains largely silent
www.qasimrashid.com
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Netanyahu broke the ceasefire & killed 104 Palestinians, including 46 children. Israeli soldiers executed a 9 year old boy in the West Bank as he watched a football game—he's the 1001st person they've killed since 10/7.
And corporate media has largely ignored it.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/israel-exe...
And corporate media has largely ignored it.
www.qasimrashid.com/p/israel-exe...
Sorry, but I have to play Devil's advocate for a moment:
Meeeeeow.
Meeeeeow.
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sorry, but I have to play Devil's advocate for a moment:
Meeeeeow.
Meeeeeow.
What if my left hand actually gets better and I do the next two surgeries on the right side and next year at this time I have multiple intricately carved pumpkins at my door and actually give things away on Halloween all because my pain is less and I can participate again?
Is that even possible?
Is that even possible?
October 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What if my left hand actually gets better and I do the next two surgeries on the right side and next year at this time I have multiple intricately carved pumpkins at my door and actually give things away on Halloween all because my pain is less and I can participate again?
Is that even possible?
Is that even possible?
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conspiracy to make a cop go slow
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
conspiracy to make a cop go slow
I want to say this is finally some good news, but good news is Sonya never being murdered. I've thought about her and what happened to this case, on and off. I hope her family, friends, and community can begin to heal.
BREAKING: An Illinois jury convicted a former sheriff’s deputy of second-degree murder in the shooting death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who had called 911 asking for help.
Illinois deputy found guilty of murder in the shooting of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911
An Illinois jury has convicted a former sheriff’s deputy of second-degree murder in the shooting death of Sonya Massey, a Black woman who called 911 for help.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I want to say this is finally some good news, but good news is Sonya never being murdered. I've thought about her and what happened to this case, on and off. I hope her family, friends, and community can begin to heal.
Cutest warning my mom has given in years...
Me: I'm cooking like normal, even without using my left hand.
Mom: Be careful not to cut yourself!
One handed? What of mine would I be cutting? Would the knife bend backwards into the hand that's holding it? I love my mom.
Me: I'm cooking like normal, even without using my left hand.
Mom: Be careful not to cut yourself!
One handed? What of mine would I be cutting? Would the knife bend backwards into the hand that's holding it? I love my mom.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Cutest warning my mom has given in years...
Me: I'm cooking like normal, even without using my left hand.
Mom: Be careful not to cut yourself!
One handed? What of mine would I be cutting? Would the knife bend backwards into the hand that's holding it? I love my mom.
Me: I'm cooking like normal, even without using my left hand.
Mom: Be careful not to cut yourself!
One handed? What of mine would I be cutting? Would the knife bend backwards into the hand that's holding it? I love my mom.