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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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If you're a Minneapolis observer and ICE pulls up outside your house, I suggest you either go inside and lock the door, or pull out your camera and say "Hey, what are you doing here?" Do not lose your cool. Do not do ANYTHING that could REMOTELY be construed as violent. That is what they want.
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If you're a Minneapolis observer and ICE pulls up outside your house, I suggest you either go inside and lock the door, or pull out your camera and say "Hey, what are you doing here?" Do not lose your cool. Do not do ANYTHING that could REMOTELY be construed as violent. That is what they want.
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Someone asked me today why ICE always runs when you follow them, when they're the ones with guns and armor and squads and massive trucks, and honestly -
The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion.
The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion.
January 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Someone asked me today why ICE always runs when you follow them, when they're the ones with guns and armor and squads and massive trucks, and honestly -
The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion.
The wicked flee when no man pursueth; but the righteous are bold as a lion.
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really need Liberals to understand that you can't cooperate your way out of fascism.
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
really need Liberals to understand that you can't cooperate your way out of fascism.
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If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement
I was just denied access to the ICE processing center at the Whipple Building.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
Members of Congress have a legal right and constitutional responsibility to conduct oversight where people are being detained.
The public deserves to know what is taking place in ICE facilities.
JUST NOW: Huge mass of agents in a standoff, weapons drawn as Reps. Ilhan Omar, Angie Craig, and Kelly Morrison attempt to conduct congressional oversight at the Whipple Building, which has been HQ for thousands of ICE agents.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
If there are *any* Democrats in Congress who will still vote to keep funding this administration when it is using that money to terrorize our cities and refusing to allow congressional representatives their clear right to observe their activities, then those reps need to be primaried into retirement
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LOL
Ronald Reagan would have never supported Donald Trump. And unlike all my cowardly former Republican colleagues who’ve told me PRIVATELY over the years they oppose Trump, Reagan would have PUBLICLY opposed Trump.
October 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
LOL
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I hate fraud so much. I was lucky to be raised by a deeply ethical dad who worked in the real estate industry in Florida and so was constantly bringing home stories of the worst kinds of guys getting rich in ways that they felt were "illegal but fine" but were actually the worst kinds of theft.
April 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I hate fraud so much. I was lucky to be raised by a deeply ethical dad who worked in the real estate industry in Florida and so was constantly bringing home stories of the worst kinds of guys getting rich in ways that they felt were "illegal but fine" but were actually the worst kinds of theft.
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I know we beat this drum daily, but today especially it’s obvious these are not the actions of a party that anticipates ever losing power.
April 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know we beat this drum daily, but today especially it’s obvious these are not the actions of a party that anticipates ever losing power.
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20,000 in ruby red Utah on their feet, in community, and ready to organize for a better world.
A better world is possible.
A better world is possible.
April 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
20,000 in ruby red Utah on their feet, in community, and ready to organize for a better world.
A better world is possible.
A better world is possible.
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It is essential for the rule of law that everyone involved in this end up in prison. Nothing else is a sufficient deterrent against the intentional, repeated abuse of government power to systematically deny fundamental rights.
Gritting my teeth and watching the clock as DOJ misses its daily 5 p.m. ET deadline for giving Judge Xinis an update in the Abrego Garcia case ...
15 minutes late so far ...
15 minutes late so far ...
April 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It is essential for the rule of law that everyone involved in this end up in prison. Nothing else is a sufficient deterrent against the intentional, repeated abuse of government power to systematically deny fundamental rights.
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My first (public) piece of fiction. Hope you enjoy :) loloverruled.substack.com/p/the-vampir...
The Vampire of Los Feliz
A short story
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January 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My first (public) piece of fiction. Hope you enjoy :) loloverruled.substack.com/p/the-vampir...
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AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
December 20, 2024 at 9:23 PM
AOC says we should pass campaign finance reform so everyone can “stop being so scared of what a billionaire man child thinks”.
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
Elon responds with a picture he generated by asking Grok for “images of AOC as sexy Pepe”.
We’re reaching levels of divorced dad misogyny previously unknown to science
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democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
December 20, 2024 at 2:04 AM
democratic party is going deep with the president elon / vice president trump rhetoric and i hope they don’t stop with this bc it’s the most likely scenario for elon to be ousted out of the administration and i want him to suffer more than anything else
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it’s wild republicans have been able to continue to fool voters for decades now. no one has object permanence
December 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
it’s wild republicans have been able to continue to fool voters for decades now. no one has object permanence
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Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
December 12, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...
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bluesky moderation has a massive choice they can do here, this user is an active threat to people on this platform, he actively associates with people who’s entire existence is them harassing and doxxing people. he needs to go @jay.bsky.team
This should be grounds for account suspension. Jesse has explicitly white knighted for kiwi farms. These are exactly the kinds of people he associates with.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
His presence on this site inherently makes it unsafe for trans people.
December 12, 2024 at 5:53 AM
bluesky moderation has a massive choice they can do here, this user is an active threat to people on this platform, he actively associates with people who’s entire existence is them harassing and doxxing people. he needs to go @jay.bsky.team
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They were brought to this friendship over their shared love of cars killing people
![The image shows a Twitter thread involving Caitlyn Jenner and other users:
1. Caitlyn Jenner's Tweet: "Wow didn’t know we were an item! That’s news...but the key is does mom approve @mayemusk 😜."
2. Asad's Tweet: A screenshot of another tweet reading: "Elon Musk's girlfriend, Caitlyn Jenner, announces she is considering a run for governor of California, and her man approves."
3. Caitlyn Jenner's earlier Tweet: "If I ran and if I won DAY ONE: CA would have a [STATE LEVEL AGENCY]! Especially to clean up the homelessness industrial complex!"
4. David Gobaud's Reply: "Do it! You'd be an incredible governor. We need to clean up California! DOGE needs to go to the state."
5. Elon Musk's Response: "Awesome."
6. Joe Salvatore's Tweet: "Oh shit... If anyone could get you pregnant, it's @elonmusk."
7. Caitlyn Jenner's Response: "LMAO 😂😂😂."
At the bottom, it indicates this interaction occurred on November 28, 2024, and had 7,259 views.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sefgphqp2xqwh2hawaixykwz/bafkreiedp3ov6tnilwfykrmaeg3dq5sxl2d23xsy6padf3vousszju3cly@jpeg)
November 30, 2024 at 4:01 AM
They were brought to this friendship over their shared love of cars killing people
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It won't be just the LA Times and Washington Post. It will be your employer, your university, your school district, and your local elected officials. They will all cave and engage in anticipatory obedience to fascism because of their cowardice and greed.
Your institutions will not save you.
Your institutions will not save you.
October 25, 2024 at 5:28 PM
It won't be just the LA Times and Washington Post. It will be your employer, your university, your school district, and your local elected officials. They will all cave and engage in anticipatory obedience to fascism because of their cowardice and greed.
Your institutions will not save you.
Your institutions will not save you.
Cricket the other day
October 12, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Cricket the other day
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Hi everybody. I have some very good news:
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.
It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.
It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
No Joke: The Onion Thinks Print Is the Future of Media
The satirical site is hoping a newspaper with fake stories and fake ads will lead to real money.
www.nytimes.com
August 16, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Hi everybody. I have some very good news:
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.
It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
The Onion is bringing back its monthly print newspaper, starting today.
We'll ship it to your door for $5 a month.
It is made of the stuff of madness. We couldn’t be any more excited about it, and it only happened because of Bluesky.
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Totally irresponsible of news organizations to assert he didn’t fuck a couch. They can say he didn’t *say* he fucked a couch. But I’m guessing he’s been alone in a room with a couch, so we simply do not have the evidence.
when you're doing great and definitely didn't fuck a couch
July 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Totally irresponsible of news organizations to assert he didn’t fuck a couch. They can say he didn’t *say* he fucked a couch. But I’m guessing he’s been alone in a room with a couch, so we simply do not have the evidence.
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My very barely online boyfriend just sent me this so the news has reached the normies
July 26, 2024 at 7:37 PM
My very barely online boyfriend just sent me this so the news has reached the normies
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Western countries are the ONLY ones that recognize Hamas as a “terrorist organization” and they talk about it as though it’s a fact of life for everyone on the planet - so anyone that comes at me spewing that shit will get NO validation from me
March 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Western countries are the ONLY ones that recognize Hamas as a “terrorist organization” and they talk about it as though it’s a fact of life for everyone on the planet - so anyone that comes at me spewing that shit will get NO validation from me