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She BEB on my REB till I Pauper
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tired: fearing that robots will become so smart they take your job

wired: fearing that robots will still be dumb but take your job anyway
January 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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you’re not just gonna leave one of the wolves in you unfed. you’re a big carcass walking around and that’s like the wolf’s go-to meal. “the one you feed” my ass. if im trapped in a big chicken wing with some other fat nigga and the door slot opens and they only feed him, i’m having wall for dinner.
February 13, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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i can't express enough how important it is to your mental wellbeing to have one or more friends, ideally a small group chat, that you can go to when you need to be mean as fuck about something in an extremely petty unfair hater-ass way. you HAVE to have a safe place to be a bitch or you'll go insane
February 12, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Why buy the shrimp when you can get the cocktail sauce for free?
October 30, 2023 at 2:56 AM
Motherrrr
November 11, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Why buy the shrimp when you can get the cocktail sauce for free?
October 30, 2023 at 2:56 AM
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If there's one thing that nobody has done to left wing people even insufficiently enthused with voting democrat, it's yell at them on the internet
It's time for progressives with a platform - real progressives, not, like, Jon Chait - to start fighting back against these ideas. These people do not care who is president, they are privileged children, they will burn down the house they're in to hurt the liberals who didn't hand them enough power
October 23, 2023 at 11:01 PM
October 24, 2023 at 12:18 AM
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It's your first abduction and you fucking trip
October 23, 2023 at 6:37 AM
Send skeet
October 23, 2023 at 8:37 PM
“Escape rooms are to people in the 2020’s what laser tag was to people in the 2000’s.” - New York Magazine
October 23, 2023 at 8:34 PM
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me: i am not, personally, at this time, interested in watching children's cartoons

adult bluey fan: so you think people shouldn't be allowed to watch what they want? you think i should die? you think i should kill myself? is that what you're saying?
October 22, 2023 at 7:10 PM
An episode of CBS’s The Amazing Race where the detour is a choice between “Sit through a time share pitch meeting without signing anything” and “Convince someone you’re not upset that there’s no granola in the $20 parfait you bought from an airport newsstand”
October 19, 2023 at 3:37 AM
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
October 18, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Never made it as a wise man
October 17, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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Commission Piece: Black Lotus

Original art by Chris Rush
October 11, 2023 at 5:52 PM