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Koryn Dean
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why would i say that reposts aren't endorsements? i feel like you'll know my opinion about content that's on my feed.

they/them if you like

please stop supporting Harry Potter. that's like step zero. 🏳️‍⚧️

NO genAI. ESPECIALLY WHERE IT DOESN'T MATTER.
Pinned
if you think I'm negative, just know this is "optimistic" on my hardware
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Even if you fully intend to vote for whoever the Democratic nominee ends up being, there’s a huge difference between doing that quietly in November 2028 and loudly announcing it years in advance with zero conditions attached.
What's the purpose of saying that there's no position so extreme that someone could lose your vote? Especially this far out? You're effectively giving possible candidates the all clear to move as far right as they'd like. This seems foolish.
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Make this Valentines day unforgettable
February 14, 2026 at 10:15 PM
There's a special kind of ick, seeing someone saying terrible hateful things on this site, and then checking their account, and they're like, gooning to furries.

Your account that reposts furry porn will be used against you when Nazis have more control! Why are you cheering for them?
February 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
The worst part of car culture is blacked out windows. Being unable to double-check the face of a driver to see if they see you is so frustrating.

Not to mention the ability for ICE goons to move around discreetly. Saw a car that may as well have been driving itself, for all the info I gleaned.
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Man, I'm really not sure this guy should be given the glossy NYT treatment? youtu.be/wprWGdfXxnQ?...
February 13, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt made a 12-minute response video to people mad at him supporting mass surveillance and censorship, and somehow got even MORE wrong about Section 230 than his original congressional testimony.
My Response To Joseph Gordon-Levitt
YouTube video by Taylor Lorenz
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
"if one can get a Nazi tattoo innocently," OK WAIT LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
February 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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It used to be a lot more fun to be an absurdist
February 13, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Great piece!
Aided by genAI models like ChatGPT, “writers” hoping to get paid for fake stories have become an even bigger problem for publications big and small. One such writer almost pulled one over on COYOTE — until @soleilho.com, who is a nerd, spotted a key idiosyncrasy.
How COYOTE Almost Got Slopped by AI
The sordid tale of the freelancer who never was.
www.coyotemedia.org
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Woooo, climbing back up the rankings! I'm always happy for The Actual Star to chart in this category ❤️‍🔥
February 11, 2026 at 12:31 PM
It's cool (sarcasm) how political commentary just gets swept under the rug because there's swaths of people afraid of "politics". Like yeah Bad Bunny's existence and actions are political AND so's everyone else's
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.

But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Whoever decided that disposable razors should have "trim" blades that face backwards? I want to meet them and then cut their face off with said blade.
February 10, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Step 3: ask chat gpt how u'd even use it? Like is AI even useful? Make sure to ask it that.

(this isn't a joke that's the 3rd step)
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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crickets from the free speech crowd, of course
FAMU can't use the word Black on anything posted around campus related to Black History Month, to stay in compliance with Florida state laws against DEI. Black students can't use the word Black at their Historically Black College during Black History Month.
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
wait a minute you're telling me if I wear clothes cut and styled for women it'll make me look more feminine and help with my dysphoria? seems fake (as I look in the mirror)
February 7, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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Hey @rte.ie: every time you play Harry Potter music, you might as well add “fuck you to every trans person listening right now,” because it amounts to the same thing
February 7, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Is the NFL really so litigious that you have to put "the big game" on your grocery store billboard? You have to say "I bought tickets to the big game!" if you're talking to a radio station?

Should I not even say 'superb owl' in fear?
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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Unbelievably honored to be endorsed by the Girl, I Guess voter guide!

As establishment forces rush to anoint the same tired power brokers, GIG does the opposite. It looks past the status quo and asks a more important question: Who will actually fight for real change?
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Today I was passed on the right by a car that was going 5-10 mph faster than me. It had two "baby on board" stickers on its back. The driver had their phone above their steering wheel.

When they slowed down (big truck in front of them) I saw that they had moved their phone to their lap.
"What radicalized you"?

Well see, I drive 5mph over the speed limit consistently and 75% of other drivers and ALL cops tailgate me and pass me at speed.

With just that fact how could I believe that the social contract is legitimate? Don't get me started on other facts of the road.
February 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"What radicalized you"?

Well see, I drive 5mph over the speed limit consistently and 75% of other drivers and ALL cops tailgate me and pass me at speed.

With just that fact how could I believe that the social contract is legitimate? Don't get me started on other facts of the road.
February 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Every once in a while I learn another way that Bluesky moderation is actively evil or at least actively uncaring.

Anyways why are there accounts allowed to exist marked as "impersonation" lol
February 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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Maybe I need a regrettable pun book?
Also this one

(The alt text is "Now to engineer a pig that flies". The votey shows Sally announcing "I'm so glad I studied genomic punology.")
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Adorable searching for your own place in the universe? Check.

Gay sex? Check.

Trans person who's not part of the story whatsoever, just a part of the universe? Check.

Literally nearly negative amounts of action? Check, and somehow that's positive!
Okay so I'm reading The Sol Majestic by Ferrett Steinmetz and it's strangely one of the best books I've ever read. Adorable and amazing and interesting. I saw that it was good near the beginning, but now that I'm 3/4 of the way through I can call it a masterpiece.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM