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William Lubelski
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bring back the hell thread
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If the institutions you followed brought you to this, of what use were the institutions?
the dance of the electrical resistors
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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i want people who believe that they can enforce their political beliefs on their neighbors at the point of a gun to get their brains splattered until they stop.
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mariah Carey is the Bing Crosby of Gen Alpha
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
garçon? can I get a 20oz gatorade bottle of this butternut squash soup to go?
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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seems like an appropriate week to watch this for the first time
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh The Odyssey trailer?

you mean The Raid: Redemption in a horse?
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
does Bari Weiss have a Letterboxd? and if so did she rate The Insider ?
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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My stance on doomers remains consistent and it is that I think running around publicly shitting your pants in fear all the time is shameful
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Pluribus is just “Polite Borg”
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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We need to teach raccoons to DJ
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
US policy converging on:

“It’s time for a Vietnam war in our own hemisphere!”
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I would watch the shit out of a dry courtroom musical version of “Wicked 3: Truth and Reconciliation Proceedings” where those responsible and brought to testify and the citizens of oz are forced to recon with the brutality that undergirds their cozy way of life.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The lesson of avatar seems to be the Navi should develop a functioning nuclear program and likely a space program so that they can deploy an orbital defense platform or they’ll be dealing with the human invaders indefinitely
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Please keep this safety tip in mind this Thanksgiving:
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was offline all day. this post was literally how I found out I missed a big news day.
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
what is Apple’s stance on the extrajudicial murder of American citizens by foreign governments?
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Many are the rubes of our time, but the Q-Anoners who voted for Pedo-President three times may be the most rube and patsy that anyone can ever get.

In the history of the world, 'anti-pedophile conspiracy detective accidentally makes a pedophile rapist president *twice*' may never be topped.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
has anyone checked in with the original pizza gate guy? what’s on his todo list?
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM