You're not "late to the party" when you enjoy an old book for the first time. Books don't have an RSVP deadline. The party started long ago, and guests show up when they're meant to.

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

WATCH RIVALS.

You like sexy people?

WATCH RIVALS.

You like age gaps?

WATCH RIVALS.

first episode of Rivals: christ what is this, are they really expecting me to go wild for a randy Tory MP from the 80's

sixth episode of Rivals: I will have no choice but to throw myself into the river if we don't see the randy Tory MP naked again in the next five minutes

Speaking of reading as a hobby, I have something to say:

This new trend of cartoon characters & flowers on the cover of the smuttiest romance novels out is disgusting. I will not succumb to y’all’s censorship.

If that book’s cover doesn’t just have a picture of MAN BOOBS, get it away from me

one of the things i love in a story is when an emperor says stuff like "i know you are my son, however, ive decided to transfer my authority to a man i view as a son who is, let's face it, a better dude than you, Backbiting Steve," and then the guy's son is like "im going to stab this man"

I read lots of books, so I’m allowed to use words like ‘prose’.

If anyone wants alternatives to Goodreads, I highly recommend walking out into the fields where the beehives sit in the hot sun, and telling the bees about what your reading, which characters you love, what book still haunts you all these years later. 📚 🐝

nothing feels more disrespectful than when a game autosaves right before a suspiciously empty room.

going through the horrors but lowkey thinking about fanfiction all day

when you go dumpster diving in a new ao3 tag and the top fics are all coffee shop AUs