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Mike Tirico, how has someone that was drafted in 2020 been in the league for 5 years?
December 16, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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Your honor, I may just be a humble Dracula, but show me anywhere in the Constitution of this great land where it says I have no right to vant to suck your blood.
December 6, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Time for a deep shot to Watson
November 24, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Introducing the girls to Little Shop of Horrors. After some…resistance…Kennedy is 100% locked in
November 24, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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set my GPS voice to blink-182 and my car turned its lights off and carried me home
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Ride, Eddie, Ride!!
November 21, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Gonna finally be caught up on Stranger Things tonight
November 21, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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I am dead serious about this
November 15, 2024 at 10:30 PM
He does great work- I bought two stories from him last year…my kids still reference them
The world is kind of on a rocketship to doom and you all don't know me but I'm trying this anyway. I'm a writer and last year on Twitter I offered custom stories for $0.05 per word. That means 1000 words for $50. Any genre, any idea. People got them as gifts for kids, spouses, siblings, friends.
November 14, 2024 at 11:01 PM
One fun thing about working from home in this apartment is that sometimes, like right now, it sounds like a rogue washing machine in the laundry room next door is about to break through the wall and end my existence.
November 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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I have more followers now, so I’m posting this again!!

PLEASE VOTE FOR DAVE! He deserves this so much.
He carries the G so hard & dedicated his life to the Pack 💚💛
Also, I would like everyone to vote for our guy David Lucero for the NFL “Fan of the Year”.
I don’t know if he’s on here, but he’s a wonderful human & does SO much with being the SoCal Packer Backer President.

Let’s win this back to back!
Vote as much as possible! 💛💚💛💚
www.nfl.com/honors/fan-o...
November 13, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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One of the reasons Vimes is such a good character is that he *makes* himself behave well. It's not automatic. It's a choice, every damn time, and he also gets to be petty and hilarious and tired and loving as hell.

We can choose, too.

#pratchett
November 11, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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Man: Doctor, I'm depressed.

Doctor: Go see Aaron Rodgers, Jets QB. Watching him limp and fumble on the field is tragic, yet hilarious. He knows he’s past his prime, and the struggle’s almost poetic.

Man: But doctor—

Doctor: I know who you are.
November 10, 2024 at 11:18 PM
If you see this, post a concert photo you took.

Marilyn Manson, August 2024
November 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
It’s a soup and cake day for my middle daughter’s birthday. She could’ve picked anything, but she wanted whatever soup I come up with 😆
November 10, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Are you new to Bluesky? Just getting established? A good way to fit in, make friends and increase your enjoyment is to buy my book WereCage! I can't explain the correlation but science backs me up. Go ask a scientist after you read it.

www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Amazon.com: WereCage eBook : Fortey, Ian: Books
Amazon.com: WereCage eBook : Fortey, Ian: Books
www.amazon.com
November 9, 2024 at 6:42 PM
November 9, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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November 9, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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Weird New Cereal Sets Tone For First Weekend At Divorced Dad’s
theonion.com/weird-new-ce...
November 8, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Lots of people on Twitter writing little guides for how people can use blue sky, like this place is Narnia and can't be figured out by the average mortal. Stop making social media into work, man. Just be goofy. I beg of everyone. Be goofy.
November 8, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Here is a name I’ve missed seeing for too long…
TURKEY, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.
November 7, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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The time Terry Pratchett had Vimes speak to the electorate
November 7, 2024 at 2:54 AM