Mads A Skjelstad
@madsaskjelstad.bsky.social
Pappa til tre utrolige barn. Opptatt av den litt tyngre delen av musikkens verden, fotball, klima og, vel, amerikansk politikk 🙈
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Riktige destinasjoner for "Jeg gikk meg over sjø og land" funnet.
December 26, 2024 at 2:05 PM
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
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Er terroristen islamist er det alle muslimers skyld. Er terroristen anti-islam er det alle muslimers skyld.
I Teigens hode fører alle veier til det mørkeste politiske grumset du finner.
Aldri gi hverken denne mannen eller den digitale kloakkbloggen han skriver for noe som helst legitimitet.
I Teigens hode fører alle veier til det mørkeste politiske grumset du finner.
Aldri gi hverken denne mannen eller den digitale kloakkbloggen han skriver for noe som helst legitimitet.
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Er terroristen islamist er det alle muslimers skyld. Er terroristen anti-islam er det alle muslimers skyld.
I Teigens hode fører alle veier til det mørkeste politiske grumset du finner.
Aldri gi hverken denne mannen eller den digitale kloakkbloggen han skriver for noe som helst legitimitet.
I Teigens hode fører alle veier til det mørkeste politiske grumset du finner.
Aldri gi hverken denne mannen eller den digitale kloakkbloggen han skriver for noe som helst legitimitet.
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THE DRONES ARE EATING OUR CATS, THEY'RE EATING OUR DOGS
December 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM
THE DRONES ARE EATING OUR CATS, THEY'RE EATING OUR DOGS
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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The Secretary of Defense is too important a job for someone with Pete Hegseth’s sick personality, lack of experience and zero qualifications. He’s a danger to the nation.
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...
Hegseth
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
youtu.be
December 5, 2024 at 1:54 PM
The Secretary of Defense is too important a job for someone with Pete Hegseth’s sick personality, lack of experience and zero qualifications. He’s a danger to the nation.
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...
youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...
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the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment
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En av de stolteste seirene i AUF-historien! Utrolig glad for dette gjennomslaget som sikrer at abortnemndene fjernes, og at kvinner skal få bestemme selv fram til uke 18.
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
En av de stolteste seirene i AUF-historien! Utrolig glad for dette gjennomslaget som sikrer at abortnemndene fjernes, og at kvinner skal få bestemme selv fram til uke 18.
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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No doubt I’d be best friends with the owner of this house. 😂
December 3, 2024 at 2:01 AM
No doubt I’d be best friends with the owner of this house. 😂
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 2, 2024 at 11:44 PM
CARTOON OF THE DAY
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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Hi just wanted to say thanks to everybody for signing up for The Onion this weekend. It is very nice to be a part of a member-supported business where our readers seem genuinely happy with what they're getting and what we're doing with their money. Thank you for telling your friends. Just thank you.
November 30, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Hi just wanted to say thanks to everybody for signing up for The Onion this weekend. It is very nice to be a part of a member-supported business where our readers seem genuinely happy with what they're getting and what we're doing with their money. Thank you for telling your friends. Just thank you.
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I can hardly wait!
November 30, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I can hardly wait!
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Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN.
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN.
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think.
Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏
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We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.
November 30, 2024 at 5:50 AM
We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.
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I can totally get behind this.
November 30, 2024 at 7:57 AM
I can totally get behind this.
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"§ 297.
Med bot eller fengsel inntil 1 år straffes den som foretar seksuell handling med noen som ikke har samtykket i det"
Jeg har forbedringsforslag
Bilde sikkert ikke relevant, jeg er bare kjemiingeniør og liker å skryte
Med bot eller fengsel inntil 1 år straffes den som foretar seksuell handling med noen som ikke har samtykket i det"
Jeg har forbedringsforslag
Bilde sikkert ikke relevant, jeg er bare kjemiingeniør og liker å skryte
November 30, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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