madsholl.bsky.social
@madsholl.bsky.social
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Lotsa driving licenses out there and not nearly enough parking licenses, it’s like yall have never seen a rectangle before
August 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Sorrryyyy this reminded me of something horrible that has nothing to do with you so I'm going to be so weird and isolate myself about it 💖
August 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Back on my bullshit (meds)
August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I don’t want to bring a +1 to the function, I want a -1, like I want to be able to send somebody I don’t like home
August 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Good morning 🌞
August 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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staying off social media so i dont get angry and then reading the newspaper and getting so angry
July 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Anyone who says I never finish what i start has obviously never been in the same room as me and snacks
July 31, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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I know we all inhabit history but I would prefer to be living in an era that gets a few lines in the book and not multiple chapters
July 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Live your life so you do not have to fear being on the Jumbotron
July 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Coffee isn't enough to wake me up anymore I need something weird on the bottom of the ocean to touch my foot
July 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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OFFICER (pulling me over): I noticed you weren’t paying attention to the road, were you texting?

ME (deftly sliding a half-eaten rotisserie chicken under my seat): definitely yes
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Yea! Where are the woodland creatures?
July 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Life is short flirt with friends
July 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Thou shalt boycott Florida.
July 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I’m way too needy for someone who wants to be left alone
June 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Really not enjoying feeling like I’m in the plot of a science fiction book all the time
May 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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No lie detected
May 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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There should be an app that lets people who love pickles know when there's a non-pickle person nearby who has one up for grabs
May 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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IDK who needs to hear this but your ex is ruining somebody else’s life now. You’re all good
May 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Besieged! Postcard from my collection, unsent, photo copyright 1902.
May 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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If you love libraries, tell us why and repost this!
May 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM