@maedrethetree.bsky.social
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no context, who ya got
April 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
no context, who ya got
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender
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Like they literally aren't. It's pre-recorded with everyone's POVs. Just because it's not scripted doesn't mean it takes any less editing and effort to make the series what it is.
March 15, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Like they literally aren't. It's pre-recorded with everyone's POVs. Just because it's not scripted doesn't mean it takes any less editing and effort to make the series what it is.
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People are upset at me for saying this- y’all if I put on eyebrows this fucked up and nobody told me I would be so mad.
Someone needs to please tell the Press Secretary to put the eyebrown pencil DOWN
March 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
People are upset at me for saying this- y’all if I put on eyebrows this fucked up and nobody told me I would be so mad.
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Slash from Guns and Roses shared my comic.
(BeCoolBeCoolBeCoolBeCool)
OMGF
(BeCoolBeCoolBeCoolBeCool)
OMGF
February 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Slash from Guns and Roses shared my comic.
(BeCoolBeCoolBeCoolBeCool)
OMGF
(BeCoolBeCoolBeCoolBeCool)
OMGF
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People who say "Elon is working for free" are exactly the type of idiots who allow billionaires to rob them.
February 19, 2025 at 8:59 AM
People who say "Elon is working for free" are exactly the type of idiots who allow billionaires to rob them.
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Still living on moose time.
Right about now I'd be checking cameras and warming up the car to head out on observations.
Looking forward to the field work season this year.
Right about now I'd be checking cameras and warming up the car to head out on observations.
Looking forward to the field work season this year.
February 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Still living on moose time.
Right about now I'd be checking cameras and warming up the car to head out on observations.
Looking forward to the field work season this year.
Right about now I'd be checking cameras and warming up the car to head out on observations.
Looking forward to the field work season this year.
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You know things are going real well for your society and planet when the probability of an asteroid strike going up is met with excitement and hope
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
You know things are going real well for your society and planet when the probability of an asteroid strike going up is met with excitement and hope
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During Black History Month, and every month, I’m incredibly grateful for the leadership and support from Black community leaders across our state.
I’m proud to work alongside them to build the bright future our communities deserve.
I’m proud to work alongside them to build the bright future our communities deserve.
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
During Black History Month, and every month, I’m incredibly grateful for the leadership and support from Black community leaders across our state.
I’m proud to work alongside them to build the bright future our communities deserve.
I’m proud to work alongside them to build the bright future our communities deserve.
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10% of NASA’s workforce has been laid off—guess that’ll be a boost for SpaceX.
February 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
10% of NASA’s workforce has been laid off—guess that’ll be a boost for SpaceX.
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Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.
February 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Resisting comes in all forms. Here is a very creative one starting to pop up.
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How’s this prediction going so far?
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
How’s this prediction going so far?
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Put aside the nastiness of this post, & the way in he attacks Zelenskyy as a dictator but says not a word about his pal Putin, & just focus on the way it is written: would you hire this weird person to work for you? Would you trust this odd person to teach your kid in school?
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Put aside the nastiness of this post, & the way in he attacks Zelenskyy as a dictator but says not a word about his pal Putin, & just focus on the way it is written: would you hire this weird person to work for you? Would you trust this odd person to teach your kid in school?
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Last week, Michelle King, acting commissioner of the Social Security Administration, reassured the public about the presence of two of Elon Musk’s staffers at the agency, which holds sensitive data on 70 million Americans, including medical records and bank account numbers.
February 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last week, Michelle King, acting commissioner of the Social Security Administration, reassured the public about the presence of two of Elon Musk’s staffers at the agency, which holds sensitive data on 70 million Americans, including medical records and bank account numbers.
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Really enjoyed my day yesterday at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. The entire event was organized by students, and they did an amazing job. Plus I got to speak to a great room full of enthusiastic young people who reminded me that hope is never misguided.
February 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Really enjoyed my day yesterday at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. The entire event was organized by students, and they did an amazing job. Plus I got to speak to a great room full of enthusiastic young people who reminded me that hope is never misguided.
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ATTENTION FEDS
In NM et al v Musk, the judge denied a TRO against DOGE firings due to lack of evidence of immediate and irreparable harm. Attorneys are asking us for evidence of harm to states (including individuals) due to firing/cancelled services. Message altcdc.99 on signal for submission email
In NM et al v Musk, the judge denied a TRO against DOGE firings due to lack of evidence of immediate and irreparable harm. Attorneys are asking us for evidence of harm to states (including individuals) due to firing/cancelled services. Message altcdc.99 on signal for submission email
February 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ATTENTION FEDS
In NM et al v Musk, the judge denied a TRO against DOGE firings due to lack of evidence of immediate and irreparable harm. Attorneys are asking us for evidence of harm to states (including individuals) due to firing/cancelled services. Message altcdc.99 on signal for submission email
In NM et al v Musk, the judge denied a TRO against DOGE firings due to lack of evidence of immediate and irreparable harm. Attorneys are asking us for evidence of harm to states (including individuals) due to firing/cancelled services. Message altcdc.99 on signal for submission email
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The U.S. Department of Agriculture is working to reverse the “accidental” firing of several employees responding to an avian influenza outbreak. While the CDC says the public risk is low, the crisis is hitting the agriculture sector hard, driving egg prices to record highs.
February 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The U.S. Department of Agriculture is working to reverse the “accidental” firing of several employees responding to an avian influenza outbreak. While the CDC says the public risk is low, the crisis is hitting the agriculture sector hard, driving egg prices to record highs.
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Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night
Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night
COLUMBUS, OH—Reeling as she took stock of the damage done in her debilitated state, area woman Brittany Marino told reporters Wednesday she had sworn off Ambien for good after she woke up and saw how ...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Horrified Woman Swears Off Ambien After Seeing Number Of Library Books She Reserved Last Night
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Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.
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Elon Musk’s companies—Tesla and SpaceX—have received billions in government contracts and subsidies. Yet, this issue is largely ignored. Isn’t it time we started holding corporations accountable for the massive burden they place on taxpayers?
February 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Elon Musk’s companies—Tesla and SpaceX—have received billions in government contracts and subsidies. Yet, this issue is largely ignored. Isn’t it time we started holding corporations accountable for the massive burden they place on taxpayers?