Maggie San
@maggiesann.bsky.social
Age 23, she/they cisfem, pansexual, politically independent. Won’t be super active mostly reposts and such.
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That’s his Discord outfit
January 11, 2026 at 8:21 AM
That’s his Discord outfit
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Sharing with your friends, both good and bad endings
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Sharing with your friends, both good and bad endings
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when my parents say "gundam":
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 AM
when my parents say "gundam":
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putting my penis in this would feel so good
January 5, 2026 at 5:49 AM
putting my penis in this would feel so good
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TADC pull was literally innocent child with bone cancer and The Devil From The Bible
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
TADC pull was literally innocent child with bone cancer and The Devil From The Bible
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Bat listening to good music on an expensive record player while pretending to like wine
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Bat listening to good music on an expensive record player while pretending to like wine
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while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
while my mom was pregnant with me, she was delivering chinese food on bike in new orleans. i like to think that the music she heard in the streets made me the way i am now.
happy new year everyone!
happy new year everyone!
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Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Video game ads in the 90's were something else...
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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putting on those big rubber pants and taking a harpoon into the sewer to rescue my wife
December 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
putting on those big rubber pants and taking a harpoon into the sewer to rescue my wife
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Show your range as an artist✨
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Show your range as an artist✨
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It is time to rewatch all those Rankin Bass movies and reassess my problematic attraction to these men
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
It is time to rewatch all those Rankin Bass movies and reassess my problematic attraction to these men
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if you say merry christmas into the bathroom mirror 3 times with the lights off mrs claus will appear and show you her ancient tits
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
if you say merry christmas into the bathroom mirror 3 times with the lights off mrs claus will appear and show you her ancient tits
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Friend is watching one of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials for the first time
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Friend is watching one of the Rankin-Bass Christmas specials for the first time
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I had a stress dream that trees were hairy and you had to peel off all the hair before you could cut them down.
Just covered in thick white fur.
They’d purr when you did it.
Perverse creatures. I hate them now.
Just covered in thick white fur.
They’d purr when you did it.
Perverse creatures. I hate them now.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I had a stress dream that trees were hairy and you had to peel off all the hair before you could cut them down.
Just covered in thick white fur.
They’d purr when you did it.
Perverse creatures. I hate them now.
Just covered in thick white fur.
They’d purr when you did it.
Perverse creatures. I hate them now.
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Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom
Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom
CINCINNATI—Saying she thought it might be fun if they tried something a little different, Dana Grady, wife of Bengals quarterback Joe Flacco, reportedly dressed in a giant football costume Tuesday nig...
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December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Joe Flacco’s Wife Dresses As Giant Football To Spice Things Up In Bedroom
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by the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave me 364 birds and 140 horny freaks, it smell so crazy in here
December 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
by the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave me 364 birds and 140 horny freaks, it smell so crazy in here
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December 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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UPDATE: win goes to Santa! Unflappable, an absolute badass. He capital-u Understood the Krampus lore and their working partnership and everything.
🎅🏻💪🏆
🎅🏻💪🏆
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
UPDATE: win goes to Santa! Unflappable, an absolute badass. He capital-u Understood the Krampus lore and their working partnership and everything.
🎅🏻💪🏆
🎅🏻💪🏆
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video game websites used to be crazy
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
video game websites used to be crazy
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"Every cyclist is a rebel"
Stencil seen in Athens, Greece
Stencil seen in Athens, Greece
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
"Every cyclist is a rebel"
Stencil seen in Athens, Greece
Stencil seen in Athens, Greece
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RP for good luck
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
RP for good luck
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This guy thinks postal workers actually get Sundays off lol
1. Note that the girl in this pastoral fantasy is sort of a landscape feature, like Stinky’s, not autonomous.
2. Also I am 75% sure she’s not a nice girl, she’s awful, and also she’s dead and this is her Hell
2. Also I am 75% sure she’s not a nice girl, she’s awful, and also she’s dead and this is her Hell
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This guy thinks postal workers actually get Sundays off lol